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BaldCraft Minecraft Server – Where Short Chubby Men without Cars Thrive!

4/10 men, attractiveness, BaldCraft, balding, body image, cars, CHUBBY, Confidence, dating app, dating struggles, discrimination, Insecurity, Jealousy, Men, Minecraft, non-obese girlfriends, physical appearance, Poor, rejection, relationships, self esteem, Server, short, skinny fat, societal standards, Thrive

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	690
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even short, balding, chubby or skinny-fat 4/10 guys without cars can find love! Yes, you heard that right – our server is like a magical love potion for all the underdogs out there.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds in the depths of our virtual world, when suddenly, a non-obese 5/10 girlfriend appears out of nowhere and starts building a castle with you. Who needs a car when you have a Minecraft girlfriend, am I right?

Forget about dating apps, on our server, love is just a block away. So join now and witness the most epic love stories unfold in the pixelated world of Minecraft. Who knows, you might just find your soulmate while fighting off creepers and building epic structures. Love is in the air, and it smells like diamond ore.

MomMoveOutCraft

aita, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, de-escalation, family, guilt tripping, Helping, MomMoveOutCraft, moving out, newly weds, personal situation, personal space, relationships, rent free, Support, telling my mom it’s time to move out, Therapy, Tough Decisions, tough love

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	6679
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8

Are you tired of feeling like you’re walking on eggshells in your own home? Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the guilt trips and drama of real life? Look no further!

Join our server for a wild adventure where you can build your dream home without worrying about unwanted guests overstaying their welcome. Our community is full of supportive players who understand the importance of personal space and boundaries.

Embark on quests, battle monsters, and explore new worlds without the fear of someone guilt tripping you into letting them stay rent-free. Our server is the perfect escape from real life drama, where you can focus on having fun and building epic creations.

So come join us and leave the guilt trips behind! Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server to escape to? Join now and start building your dream world, guilt-free!

CreeperLoveCraft

amusing bedroom blunders, amusing intimacy tales, awkward sex, awkward sex moments, comedic bedroom blunders, comical bedroom incidents, CreeperLoveCraft, embarrassing moments, entertaining sex mishaps, funny bedroom mishaps, funny hookup stories, funny love making stories, funny sex anecdotes, funny sex stories, funny sexual experiences, hilarious experiences, humorous sex escapades, humorous sexual encounters, laughable sex moments, sex fails, silly sex mishaps

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	7151
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious server out there!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. From exploding pigs to dancing chickens, you never know what you’ll encounter next on our server.

But that’s not all! Our community is full of hilarious players who love to share their funniest sex stories while playing Minecraft. Who knew building blocks could lead to such wild conversations?

So if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt and experience the most outrageous Minecraft server around, join us today! Just be prepared for the unexpected – you never know what might happen next!

PipeDreamsMC – Minecraft server

Adventure, China, discovery, Exploration, hidden, Hiker, Hiking, Journey, landscape, Minecraft, Mystery, Nature, Outdoor, pipe, PipeDreamsMC, remote, Scenic, Server, Tallest, travel, Waterfall

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	358
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	138
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6069
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Meteorites Collected:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

LOL JOIN THIS SERVER CUZ WE GOT PIPES THAT FEED WATERFALLS TO CHINA! YEAH, A HIKER FOUND IT AND WAS LIKE “WOAH, THIS SERVER IS LIT!” COME BUILD YOUR OWN PIPE TO FEED WATERFALLS TO RANDOM PLACES! WHO KNOWS, MAYBE YOU’LL END UP FEEDING A WATERFALL TO THE MOON! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! JOIN NOW AND BECOME A WATERFALL FEEDING MASTER!

CraftyCeasefireFun

biden, Ceasefire, Conflict, CraftyCeasefireFun, Diplomacy, gaza, Hamas, international relations, Israel, mediation, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, negotiations, palestine, peace talks, Politics, Proposal, REJECTED, Truce, united states, violence

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	6226
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Dimension Hops:	12
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Crops Grown:	4117
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	10

Yo, you gotta join this server, man! It’s like a party in your brain but with blocks and stuff! We got pigs flying, cows doing the cha-cha, and creepers breakdancing! And get this, the Ender Dragon is actually a secret DJ spinning sick beats while you battle it!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground village where all the villagers are actually aliens from outer space! They’ll trade you diamonds for space rocks, it’s wild! And don’t even get me started on our custom mini-games like “Hot Potato TNT” and “Parkour of Doom”!

Oh, and did I mention that every full moon, the entire server turns into a giant disco party with glowstone dance floors and fireworks shooting everywhere? It’s like a rave, but with zombies and skeletons joining in on the fun!

So come on, join us and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

PlantFarmersMC

#sustainability, CONSUME, deep thoughts, ecological balance, Environmental, Existential, expire, Farming, Hypothesis, life cycle, mulch, Nature, oxygen, Philosophical, PlantFarmersMC, Plants, pondering, speculation, symbiotic relationship, theory, Thought-provoking

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	299
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7

yo, so like, imagine this, right? what if plants are actually farming us, like, they’re just giving us oxygen so we can live and then when we die, we turn into mulch for them to eat? crazy, right?

well, that’s the kind of wild stuff you’ll experience on this minecraft server. we’ve got plants that talk to you, animals that dance, and lava that turns into chocolate milk. yeah, you heard me, chocolate milk lava.

if you join this server, you’ll be part of the most epic adventure of your life. you’ll fight dragons with rubber chickens, build castles out of marshmallows, and ride pigs into battle. it’s like a dream, but better, because it’s real.

so come on, what are you waiting for? join us on this insane minecraft server and let’s see if you can survive the craziness. who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the truth about plants farming us.

GalliumCraft: Ge-71 Fun!

analytical chemistry, anomaly, chemistry, decay rate, experimental data, Fun, gallium, GalliumCraft, Ge-71, Ge71, geochronology, geology, half life, isotopes, natural abundance, nuclear decay, nuclear reactions, PHYSICS., radioactive, radioactive dating, radioactive isotopes, scientific research, stable isotopes

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	9901
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Enchantments Applied:	178
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, man. we got, like, this crazy half-life of Ge-71 going on, and there’s, like, a gallium anomaly that will blow your mind, dude.

if you join this server, you’ll be transported to a world where everything is made of gallium and you have to survive by mining Ge-71 to stay alive. but watch out, because there are, like, mutant gallium monsters roaming around trying to eat you.

if you’re brave enough to join, you’ll be rewarded with, like, the most epic loot you’ve ever seen. we’re talking diamond swords that shoot lasers, armor made of pure gold, and potions that give you super speed.

so, like, come join us on this server and experience the half-life of Ge-71 and the gallium anomaly for yourself. it’s gonna be, like, totally rad, dude.

VAllureCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

asmr, Azura Dulait, Corpo, Dorky Yandere, EN Adult Vtuber, fansly, FAQ for Tourists, Feral Polar Bear, Fertility Goddess, Green lady corpo, Icey Snowpaws, Immy Bisou, It’s Nice to be Back, Joi, lewd audios, Little Sis, Mercy Modiste, Minecraft, Patreon, Poking Edition, Prototype Unarchived Archive, relationships, Server, Shibi Cottonbum, Stronny Cuttles, Ultimate, VAllure, VAllure Friends, VAllure General, VAllure Official Links, VAllureCraft, vnug, VT, Your Ever-Demanding Mistress

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	750
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	30

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than our server, where we offer a unique Poking Edition experience that will leave you in stitches! Join us for crazy adventures and insane stories that will have you laughing until you cry.

Our server is home to a cast of characters that you won’t find anywhere else. From the Fertility Goddess to the Feral Polar Bear, our lineup is sure to keep you entertained for hours on end. And don’t worry, we’ve got a Dorky Yandere and Your Ever-Demanding Mistress to keep things interesting.

But that’s not all – our server is the first of its kind, focusing on adult audio like ASMR and JOI. Expect some spice and kayfabe, but nothing that will break TOS. And if you’re wondering if the talents will masturbate on stream, well, you’ll just have to join to find out!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today for a one-of-a-kind experience that you won’t soon forget. And remember, all of our talents are in a relationship – with you! So what are you waiting for? Get in on the fun now!

FapCraft Minecraft Server

adult content, ANONYMOUS, Community, discussion, FANTASY, FapCraft, fappin, Fapping Together Thread, fetish, forum, ftt, lewds, Masturbation, Minecraft, NSFW, ONLINE, PokeGirls, Roleplay, schlickin, Server, sexual pleasure, sharing, Thread

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	7472
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Void Armor Forged:	15	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we encourage you to unleash your inner fapper and schlicker! Join us in the Pokegirls edition, where you can post lewds and chat about all things fappin’ and schlickin’ with fellow players.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, rumor has it that if you reach the highest level of fappin’ expertise, you’ll unlock a secret dimension where all your wildest fantasies come true. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious and quirky players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine and grind your way to fappin’ glory on our outrageous Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a rare Pokegirl while you’re at it!

InheriCraft: Debt-Free Zone

college debt, college expenses, community college, debtfree, expensive colleges, family argument, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, financial decisions, financial independence, Financial Planning, financial responsibility, generational wealth, InheriCraft, Inheritance, inheritance disputes, parental decisions, parental support, retirement fund, sibling rivalry, Zone

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	5590
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7480	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Secret Passages Found:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	New Chunks Explored:	86949
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Buildings Constructed:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from family drama and live your best blocky life! Join us for a chance to build your dream home without any entitled kids trying to guilt trip you into paying off their student loans.

Imagine a world where you can sell a virtual house for 500k and spend it all on a luxurious vacation – no arguments, no drama, just pure relaxation. Our server is the perfect place to unwind and enjoy the simple joys of mining and crafting without any pesky family members demanding a cut of your hard-earned loot.

So why wait? Join us now and leave all your real-life problems behind. Build, explore, and thrive in a world where inheritance disputes and entitled kids are a thing of the past. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re one of those kids who still expects handouts from mom and dad. In that case, maybe it’s time to rethink your priorities and join our server for a reality check.