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| Players: | 101/400 | Votes: | 7155 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Underground Cities Explored: | 1 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Alien Abductions: | 0 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 5 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 32 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 4 |
Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server where cold coffee and warm beer have da same temp! like, whaaat?! it’s like a whole new level of mind-blowing shiz, man.
We got pigs that can fly, cows that can rap, and chickens that do the cha-cha slide. u ain’t never seen anything like it, i swear.
And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party. it’s lit, fam. we got creepers breakdancing, zombies doing the moonwalk, and skeletons twerking. it’s a sight to behold, i tell ya.
So come on over and join da fun! who needs reality when u can have cold coffee and warm beer at da same temp on our server? it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes.
