Looking for a fixer-upper in the virtual world? Look no further! Our server offers a wide selection of rundown virtual homes that you can fix up and turn into your dream castle. Just make sure to consult with your virtual partner before making any big decisions, or you might end up in a virtual fight.
Experience the thrill of bidding on virtual properties and see if you can outbid your fellow players. Just be prepared for some virtual drama if you don’t consult with your virtual partner first. Who knew Minecraft real estate could be so intense?
So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only thing you need to worry about is whether to build a virtual pool or a virtual garden. And remember, in the world of Minecraft, anything is possible, even a virtual breakup over a virtual fixer-upper.
On our server, you can create your own world where you are the boss and no one can tell you what to do. No more justifying your grocery list or begging for help with chores – it’s all about you and your creativity!
Plus, with our virtual currency system, you’ll never have to worry about borrowing money from ungrateful children again. Build your dream home, explore new lands, and make friends with fellow players who understand the struggle of dealing with disrespectful adult children.
So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to the drama – because in this world, you call the shots!
We’ve got more twists and turns than a maze in the Nether. Just like the time I tried to carpool with my boyfriend’s niece and ended up in a float decorating disaster! But that’s not all, folks. Prepare yourself for the ultimate showdown between me and my boyfriend’s stepmom. She’s giving me the cold shoulder like a snow golem in a heatwave.
But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic Christmas parade where tensions run higher than a stack of diamond blocks. Will I ever get an apology? Will the drama ever end? Join our server to find out and experience the chaos for yourself. Trust me, you won’t be able to log off from this rollercoaster of emotions!
Forget about third-wheeling on your friend’s birthday, on our server, everyone is the life of the party! No need to worry about disrespectful boyfriends texting you, because in our world, the only texts you’ll be getting are from friendly players asking to team up for an epic adventure.
Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into feeling like the bad guy, on our server, you’re the hero of your own story! So come join us and leave all the real-life drama behind. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
Join us for some family drama, arguments over cultural differences, and a phone blowing up with messages from angry siblings. Who knew changing your last name could cause such chaos? But hey, at least his wife proposed to him, so it’s not all bad!
Come join the fun and see what outrageous last name changes and family drama await you on our server. Just remember, in our world, anything can happen – even a low EQ level move that leaves your parents disowning you!
Imagine a world where grief, inheritance drama, and military moves collide in a whirlwind of chaos. Our server is like a telenovela, but with creepers and diamonds!
Join now to experience the thrill of arguments over financial decisions and demands for percentages. Will you be the one to call the shots, or will you be left in the dust like a creeper explosion?
Don’t miss out on the chance to navigate through relationship drama and emotional turmoil while building your dream Minecraft world. Who needs therapy when you have our server to keep you on your toes?
So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness. Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a real-life soap opera plot twist. Join now and let the drama unfold!
but wait, there’s more! we got a secret underground bunker full of rare loot and treasure, guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. only da bravest and most skilled players can conquer da bunker and claim its riches.
oh, and did i mention dat we have a petting zoo filled with creepers, zombies, and skeletons? come pet our friendly mobs and see if u can survive their deadly hugs.
so, if u wanna escape da naggin’ and have a wild and wacky time in minecraft, join dis server now! it’s da ultimate escape from reality and da perfect place to unleash ur inner blocky warrior.
| Server Type | Vanilla with select plugins |
|---|---|
| Plugins | Few select plugins for quality of life |
| Economy | Diamond based economy |
| Land Claims | No land claims |
| Server Version | Papermc 1.20.6 |
| Location | France |
| Discord | Join our Discord |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is the server modded? | No, we are a Vanilla server with a few select plugins. |
| What is the server economy based on? | We have a diamond-based economy. |
| Are there land claims on the server? | No, there are no land claims on our server. |
| What version of Minecraft does the server run on? | We run the server on Papermc 1.20.6. |
| Where is the server located? | Our server is located in France. |
But wait, there’s more! Our server has the most ridiculous and outrageous design you’ve ever seen. From floating islands made entirely of diamond blocks to lava-filled mazes that will make you question your sanity, our server is guaranteed to waste your time in the most entertaining way possible.
So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even rage quit a few times along the way.
Join our server and immerse yourself in a world where you can create memories with your Minecraft offspring, who will never ask if you love them because they already know you do (because you built them from scratch)!
No need to feel guilty about your lack of emotional connection in real life when you can have a fulfilling and loving relationship with your Minecraft child on our server. So come on, join us and experience the joy of parenting in the most pixelated and heartwarming way possible!
Just like the OP’s daughter, you’ll have to face your fears and step out of your comfort zone. In our server, you’ll have to order your own virtual food at our in-game restaurants. No hand-holding here, you gotta do it on your own!
But don’t worry, we won’t let you starve for days (just a few in-game hours). Our counselors (aka moderators) are here to guide you through the process and help you conquer your social anxiety, one virtual burger at a time.
So come join us on this epic journey of personal growth and fast food ordering. Who knows, you might even make some new friends along the way (as long as you can talk to them in the chat)!
plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll unlock the secret power of turning into a block of cheese whenever you want. who wouldn’t want that kind of power, amirite?
oh, and did i mention that the owner of the server is actually a time-traveling unicorn who can grant you wishes? yeah, true story. i wished for a pet dragon and now i ride him into battle against giant spiders every day.
so, like, if you’re not on this server, you’re missing out on all the wackiness and epicness. come join us and let’s make some magical memories together. unicorns and cheese blocks await you!
We are a distinguished and whitelisted Survival Multiplayer (SMP) server that mirrors the immersive spirit of the renowned Hermitcraft community. At Azure, we take pride in fostering an inviting, congenial, and committed player base that warmly embraces newcomers. Our objective is to establish an inclusive environment where diversity thrives, making it an ideal home for a wide range of players. Notably, Solarion SMP operates on Java 1.20.4 and extends a warm welcome to potential members. We also just started a new season!
| Plugin | Description |
|---|---|
| Drop Heads | Allows you to decapitate players and mobs and get their heads. |
| SinglePlayerSleep | Allows you to sleep in a bed just how you can in singleplayer. |
| Armor Stand Tools | Allows you to better customize the position of armorstands and more! |
| DiscordSRV | Allows you to connect and interact with players in-game from Discord! |
| Coreprotect | Ensures that everyone is safe from grief or theft without any land claiming of any sort. |
| Simple VoiceChat | Allows players to speak in close proximity in-game with each other. |
| Axgraves | Chest “gravestone” to allow your items to not despawn after a death. |
At Azure SMP, we heartily welcome players of varied playstyles, catering to diverse preferences within our vibrant and interactive community. Numerous engaging projects and events are continually underway, ensuring that every member remains actively involved.
Azure SMP is steadfast in its commitment to upholding the genuine Vanilla Minecraft experience. Although we integrate some quality-of-life plugins, rest assured that we abstain from incorporating any game-altering features such as teleportation, flight, or virtual currency systems.
Joining the Azure SMP community begins with a comprehensive whitelist process aimed at cultivating a harmonious and inviting player base from the outset. Our approach has yielded a mature, engaging, and delightful community predominantly composed of players aged 18 and above. The whitelist process unfolds as follows:
To embark on this journey with us, we invite you to join our Discord platform for seamless access to the application process and to connect with our vibrant community.