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  • CraftyLoveTrouble

    CraftyLoveTrouble
    Are you tired of mundane arguments over ginger ale bottles and open formula cans ruining your Friday night fun? Then come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be fighting over is who built the best pixel art of a giant chicken!

    We offer a stress-free environment where you can relax, joke around, and even give your virtual boyfriend a haircut (don’t worry, it’ll grow back). Plus, we have a strict “diapers from the attic” policy to keep things interesting. And if anyone tries to weaponize your drinking habits, just build a fortress out of ginger ale bottles and show them who’s boss!

    So leave the real world drama behind and join us for a night of virtual fun and pixelated adventures. Who knew Minecraft could be the ultimate therapy session?

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  • AllergyCraft: BoyfriendBanishment

    AllergyCraft: BoyfriendBanishment
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to worry about any citrus allergies ruining your gaming experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventures and surprises, just like the unexpected lemon in that cake.

    Imagine a world where your boyfriend “Louis” can’t forget about your citrus allergy because there are no lemons or oranges in sight. No more throat pain or itchy skin, just pure gaming bliss. And hey, if Louis ever tries to sneak in some citrus, you can kick him out of the server just like you did in real life!

    Don’t let a little lemon drama ruin your relationship or your gaming fun. Join our server and let the laughs and good times roll. Who knows, maybe Louis will learn his lesson and start checking his ingredients before serving up any surprises. So come on in and leave those citrus woes behind – it’s time to game on!

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  • RoutineBreaker Minecraft Server

    RoutineBreaker Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where routines are sacred and spontaneity is a sin! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of waking up at 4 am to go for a run with your dogs, only to be scolded for disrupting the carefully crafted schedule of your significant other.

    Our server is perfect for those who thrive on structure and order, where breakfast has been the same for 13 years and lunch is a sacred ritual. But beware, attempting to join in on a jog at an unconventional hour may result in a rift in your relationship and a ban from the breakfast table.

    Join us for date nights on Fridays and family days on Saturdays, where the only acceptable form of entertainment is following the strict routine of your partner. And don’t worry, if you need a break from the monotony, there’s always DIY projects, gardening, and plumbing to keep you busy.

    So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of living in a world where schedules reign supreme and spontaneity is a punishable offense. Who knew Minecraft could be so thrilling?

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  • InstaSnitch Minecraft Server

    InstaSnitch Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is left at the door and fun is the only thing on the menu!

    Join us and leave behind all the screenshotting, Instagram story drama, and misunderstandings. Our server is a place where you can build, explore, and make new friends without worrying about being labeled as a nosy drama-stirrer.

    We promise that no one will judge you for speaking up about private Instagram stories here – in fact, we encourage it! Let your creativity run wild and leave all the unnecessary drama behind. Plus, who knows, you might even find a new loyal friend who will always have your back during class presentations (even if they’re tired).

    So come on over and join our server, where loyalty is key, drama is non-existent, and the only thing you need to worry about is building the coolest Minecraft creations imaginable. See you there!

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  • CraftyFashionista

    CraftyFashionista
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as this story? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to borrow virtual clothes from your friends and have them mysteriously disappear in-game! Plus, we have a special feature where your friend’s character can stretch out and ruin your favorite virtual outfit without asking! And if you dare to refuse a virtual dress request, be prepared for some virtual tears and virtual drama! Join now for a chance to experience the ultimate virtual friendship betrayal!

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  • HusbandHibernation

    HusbandHibernation
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can get revenge on your significant other for making you late to work? Look no further! Join our server and unleash your fury by building elaborate traps and obstacles to make sure they never make it to work on time again! Who needs couples therapy when you have Minecraft to settle your arguments? Join now for some marital mayhem and let the chaos ensue!

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  • HelmetHeistCraft

    HelmetHeistCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the thrill of helmet drama like never before! Join us and immerse yourself in the epic tale of a girl who gave away her pee-smelling helmet, only to demand it back when it was fresh and clean. Will you be the hero who stands up for justice and keeps the helmet, or will you be the villain who tries to sell it for profit? The choice is yours on our server!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Moped Gang, where players ride around in style and cause chaos wherever they go. Will you join forces with your friends to conquer the streets, or will you go solo and carve out your own path to glory? The possibilities are endless on our server!

    So come on down and join the madness on our Minecraft server – where every helmet has a story to tell, and every moped ride is an adventure waiting to happen. See you there!

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  • Crafty Miscarriage Mayhem

    Crafty Miscarriage Mayhem
    join our epic minecraft server where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of exploding! we have a secret underground base where you can ride on pigs while wearing diamond armor and shooting arrows at flying squids! our staff are all unicorns who grant wishes and turn all the dirt blocks into cake blocks! if you join now, you’ll get a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots lasers out of its eyes! come join the madness and remember, if abortion is murder, then miscarriage is manslaughter!

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  • CraftyRacismNoMore Minecraft Server

    CraftyRacismNoMore Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and dive into a world of blocks and adventures!

    Join us for a chance to build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle fierce mobs with your friends. But that’s not all – we have a special feature that sets us apart from other servers.

    Are you tired of dealing with problematic roommates like Dave in real life? Well, on our server, you won’t have to worry about racist language or questionable behavior. Our community is all about positivity and inclusivity, so you can focus on having fun without any drama.

    So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Leave the real world behind and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you have to worry about is where to find your next block of gold. See you in the game!

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  • SleepCraftersGuild

    SleepCraftersGuild
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of sleep schedules and respecting boundaries! Join us for some epic adventures and build your dream world without any partner drama like sleeping on the couch.

    Our server is perfect for those who value their mental health and need a good night’s sleep to conquer the blocky world. No more arguments over bedtime or Netflix episodes – here, you can focus on crafting, mining, and exploring to your heart’s content.

    So why join our server? Because we won’t judge you for sticking to your sleep schedule or prioritizing your well-being. Plus, you won’t have to deal with any passive-aggressive partners who pout over missed TV time.

    Come join us and build your own paradise, where sleep is sacred and drama is left at the door. Who needs a partner who sleeps on the couch when you can have a whole community of fellow gamers who understand the importance of a good night’s rest? Let’s craft and chill, without any bedtime battles in sight!

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