Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through crazy situations like letting your ex crash at your Minecraft house because he’s been kicked out of his rental! Imagine the chaos of trying to build separate bedrooms for you, your child, and your ex while still trying to maintain some sense of sanity.
But fear not, because on our server, you can build, explore, and create without any pesky exes trying to crash your party. So come join us and leave the real-life drama behind – unless, of course, you want to recreate it in Minecraft form!
Join us and learn the importance of speaking up, or you might end up like Luna, walking away without a car. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a heated argument with another player’s sister – it’s all part of the fun!
So come on in and see if you have what it takes to navigate the crazy world of Minecraft with your communication skills intact. And remember, if you can’t talk the talk, you might just end up walking away empty-handed like Luna. See you in the game!
Our server is the perfect place for those who grew up in a humble background and want to connect with like-minded players. Say goodbye to the upper-class nonsense and hello to a community that understands your struggles.
We’ve got players from all walks of life, including those with a dirty sense of humor that will keep you laughing for hours. And hey, if your friends can’t afford to join, we’ll even pay for them! That’s right, we’re all about inclusivity and making sure everyone feels welcome.
Join us on this crazy adventure where snobs are not allowed, and where you can truly be yourself without judgment. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and leave the snobbery behind!
With more twists and turns than Millie trying to change plans to accommodate her baby, our server will keep you on your toes. Who needs brunch when you can have epic adventures in the world of Minecraft?
Unlike Millie, who always seems to have a reason to bail, our server will never let you down. You’ll be partying with us every day, no excuses needed!
So come join us and leave the drama behind, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be arguing about is who found the most diamonds! Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with Millie’s excuses.
Join us for a non-stop party where anything goes – just like those questionable car conversations. Who needs decency when you can have a blast with your cousins, right?
So if you’re ready for some scandalous fun and drama, come join our server. Who knows, you might even find yourself making sexual jokes with your own cousins in no time!
🎨🍪🏀📝 From painting to baking to basketball, we’ve got it all on our server! And don’t worry, no one will tell you that your creations are garbage or burnt. In fact, we encourage you to let your creativity run wild! 🎨🍪🏀📝
💃🤸♀️💅 Ever wanted to try ballet or gymnastics? How about mastering the art of hairstyling and nail design? On our server, you can explore all of your interests without anyone telling you that you’re too stupid or that your designs are ugly. In fact, we think you’re a creative genius! 💃🤸♀️💅
🚀🔬📚 And if you’ve ever dreamed of pursuing a career in cardiovascular medicine or engineering, we say go for it! No one here will ever doubt your abilities or tell you that writing doesn’t pay enough. In fact, we believe in you and your potential to achieve greatness! 🚀🔬📚
Join our server today and leave all the negativity behind. We promise you’ll have a blast and discover a whole new world of possibilities! 😉✨ #NoMoreEmptyShell #MinecraftMagic
Need a reason to join? Well, on our server, we understand the importance of birthday traditions. Just like the player who shared his birthday with his aunt and refused to reschedule brunch for anyone else, we value family bonds and special moments. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a community where emotional crutches are used as party favors?
So come on over and join the fun! Who knows, you might even get to blow up a creeper-shaped pinata or ride a cake-shaped rollercoaster. Just remember, on our server, birthdays are taken seriously – but not too seriously that we can’t have a good laugh about it all!
ONCE, A PLAYER FOUND A SEMICONDUCTOR CHIP AND IT GAVE THEM SUPERPOWERS. NOW THEY CAN FLY AROUND THE SERVER AND TURN CREEPERS INTO KITTENS. TRUE STORY, BRO.
ALSO, OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET UNDERGROUND LAB WHERE YOU CAN MAKE YOUR OWN CHIPS AND CREATE A ROBOT ARMY TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD. OR JUST MINECRAFT, WHATEVER FLOATS YOUR BOAT.
JOIN US FOR THE CRAZIEST, CHIP-TASTIC ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE. PLUS, WE HAVE FREE VIRTUAL DORITOS FOR ALL NEW PLAYERS. YOLO, AMIRITE?
But watch out, cuz if we misallocate dat CDR, we gonna fail and not reach 1.5°C. So come on, join da madness and help us save da world in da most ridiculous way possible!
We got crazy stories, insane adventures, and lots of mispellings to keep you entertained. So what you waiting for? Join now and be a part of dis wacky Minecraft server like no other!
| The Eternal Region [SMP] | |
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| Looking for a fresh, engaging, and truly community-driven Minecraft experience? The Eternal Region is a whitelisted 16+ vanilla survival server with a few quality-of-life improvements, designed for mature players who love the game and want to build lasting friendships. | |
| Invite Link | https://discord.gg/9gJGaEpnKG |
| What Makes Us Different? | |
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| A True Community Experience – The End is currently locked, waiting for a future community event to conquer it together. Meanwhile, the Nether is open, waiting for brave explorers! Simple Voice Chat – No need for Discord! Connect and communicate seamlessly with proximity-based voice chat. Anti-Griefing Measures – We have an instant rollback system to remove griefers from existence (well, their blocks at least). So, trolls only waste their time, not yours! Hermitcraft-Inspired Economy – We’re considering a permit-style system for shops, making for a more balanced and rewarding trading experience. Community-Driven Future – Every major update and change is decided by our players through community polls. Your voice matters here! | |
| Apply to Join! | We’re a small but growing group of players looking for others who want to invest their time, build something incredible, and enjoy Minecraft with good company. But before you apply, make sure you read the rules carefully—you might just miss something important! Think you have what it takes to be part of The Eternal Region? Apply today and start your next great adventure! |
| Our latest event was the Melody Hunt! | |
To join The Eternal Region, visit the Discord invite link provided above and follow the application process specified in the server’s rules.
The Eternal Region offers a true survival challenge with limited resources, a starting island spawn, and quality-of-life tweaks to enhance the vanilla experience. Additionally, the server promotes community engagement through events and player-driven decisions.
Yes, The Eternal Region is a whitelisted server for players aged 16 and older.
Yes, The Eternal Region has an instant rollback system to remove griefers’ blocks and prevent them from causing further damage to players’ builds.
Yes, The Eternal Region hosts community events like the recent Melody Hunt, where players can come together to conquer challenges and enjoy the game as a group.
We have pixelated babes waiting to be impressed by your vocal cords of steel!
Become the ultimate Minecraft heartthrob and make all the other players jealous of your seductive tones!
Who needs real-life fame when you can have virtual adoration from all the e-girls on our server?
Join now and see if your voice can make the pixels quiver with desire!
we have insane battles with giant Russian bears and vodka-spitting creepers, but don’t worry, we have plenty of Ukrainian dumplings to keep you fueled up for the fight.
join us and be part of the most epic showdown in minecraft history! Who needs diamonds when you have the power of Europe on your side? Let’s show those Russians who’s boss!
| Description: | A land of adventure, creativity, and friendships waiting to be forged! |
Racoon Hideout isn’t just another Minecraft server—it’s a community-driven world built by and for players like you. Whether you’re an explorer, builder, trader, or competitor, there’s a place for you here.
| Custom Biomes & Structures | A breathtaking world filled with hand-crafted landscapes, hidden ruins, and unique locations waiting to be discovered. |
| Custom Items | Equip special gear and collectibles that add a fresh twist to gameplay—without breaking the vanilla experience. |
| Thriving Economy & Player Shops | Rent your own shop in our marketplace, trade with others, and become the richest raccoon in town! |
| Cosmetic-Only Store | Want to stand out? Our store features only non-pay-to-win cosmetics—no unfair advantages here! |
| Mini-Games & Events | Take a break from survival and jump into mini-games, tournaments, and special events hosted by the community! |
| Java & Bedrock Crossplay | Play with friends on any platform—no limitations, just fun. |
| A Friendly, Tight-Knit Community | We may be small, but we’re passionate, welcoming, and here to stay. |
| Server Name: | Racoon Hideout |
| Version: | Play on any version! |
| Gameplay: | Mostly vanilla, enhanced with quality-of-life features |
| Crossplay: | Java & Bedrock supported |
Whether you’re here to survive, build, trade, or compete, Racoon Hideout is the perfect place to start your journey.
Join us today and become part of something amazing!
Get updates, chat with players, and help shape the future of the server!
See you in the Hideout!
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a chance to see Anya Taylor-Joy’s boobs or vag!
Like, who even needs to watch movies when you can be exploring our server and possibly catching a glimpse of some celebrity skin?!
Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of the most outrageous Minecraft server ever created – join now and prepare to have your mind blown!
Join us and get your hands on wristbands with chips that let you complete quests and earn prizes. Choose from 4 different bracelets, each with a different color gradient and a silhouette of a dino. It’s like choosing your starter Pokemon, but with prehistoric creatures!
Just like the mom who couldn’t tell a Triceratops from a parasaurolophus, you’ll be faced with tough decisions. But don’t worry, we won’t judge if you’re just here for the blue ones. And if you get confused, just blame it on being colorblind like our heroic employee did!
So come on down to our server, where the dinosaurs are pixelated and the quests are as confusing as a mom trying to pick the “blue one.” Join now and let the madness begin!