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HolyCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	3232
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Runes Activated:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Animals Bred:	166
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we got more fun than a barrel of monkeys on roller skates! why should you join, you ask? well let me tell you a little story. once upon a time, Pope Francis himself came to our server and said “this place is lit, fam!” he even said that the Belgian clergy abuse victims deserve more compensation if they join our server. can you believe that? so come on down and join the party, we got diamonds, creepers, and more fun than you can shake a stick at. don’t miss out, join now!

NukeFearNot – Putin’s Survival Server

Conflict, Deterrence, Diplomacy, fear, international relations, leadership, Life, Military, Négotiation, Nuclear deterrence, nuclear weapons, NukeFearNot, Peace, Politics, putin, Putins, russia, SECURITY, Server, strategy, Survival, Ukraine, War, Zelensky

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	8342
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97
Endless Night Skies:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4

so, like, this minecraft server is so lit, like, even putin would be afraid to use nuclear weapons on it cuz he loves his life too much, ya know? like, we got crazy builds and epic battles that will make you pee your pants from excitement. join us and be a part of the most insane minecraft community ever, where even the creepers are scared of us. come on, don’t be a noob, join now and let’s conquer this blocky world together!

Snippy Citizens Unleashed: The Modded Whitelist Adventure in 1.18.2!

1.18.2, Adventure, Atlantis, battle, Beasts, Chaos, Citizens, Depths, exclusive, hunting lodge, invite, kaiju, Machine, marketplace, mermorphs, Modded, Mysteries, Ocean, Quests, Snippy, Survival, Treasures, Ultimate, Unleashed, Whitelist

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	7857
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Dragons Tamed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Citizen Snips Season 2

Looking for a Minecraft experience that’s got it all? Citizen Snips Season 2 is back, bigger and better than ever. Whether you want to build the ultimate machine, dive deep into ocean mysteries, or hunt down legendary beasts, we’ve got you covered.

Features
Dynamic Trees
Create Steam and Rails + CreateDeco
Atlantis Has Risen
CustomNPCs + Lightman’s Currency Vending Machines
Hunting Lodge Opening Soon

Dungeons have opened, quests are already rolling out, and the world is expanding every day. Want to join? Message for Discord details.

Ready to embark on the adventure of a lifetime? Reach out for your exclusive invite and dive into the chaos that is Citizen Snips Minecraft Season 2. Adventure, discovery, and epic battles await—are you up for the challenge?

FAQ

Q: How do I join Citizen Snips Season 2?

A: To join Citizen Snips Season 2, reach out for an exclusive invite and Discord details.

Q: What are some of the key features of the server?

A: Some key features include Dynamic Trees, Create Steam and Rails, Atlantis Has Risen, CustomNPCs, and the upcoming Hunting Lodge.

Q: Are there quests and dungeons in the server?

A: Yes, dungeons have opened and quests are already rolling out in the expanding world of Citizen Snips Season 2.

Q: What can I expect in the Hunting Lodge?

A: The Hunting Lodge will feature battles against monstrous creatures known as Kaiju, testing your strength and skills in an all-out battle for survival.

Draw Thread Minecraft Server

art, artist, artistic community, artistic expression, artwork, Creative, design, digital art, doodle, Double Up Edition, draw, Draw Thread, drawing, drawing challenge, Drawing Inspiration, Drawing Prompt, fine arts, illustration, Minecraft, pen and ink, Server, sketching, Thread, Visual Arts

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	3539
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Introducing the Draw ThreadDouble Up Edition – where instead of crafting tools, you’ll be crafting masterpieces with your mouse and keyboard!

Join us on this wacky server where instead of fighting mobs, you’ll be fighting for the title of the best artist in the land! Show off your pixelated Picasso skills and create the most epic drawings to impress your fellow players.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server is haunted by a mischievous Enderman who loves to photobomb your drawings. Will you be able to outsmart this sneaky creature and claim the title of the ultimate artist?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let your creativity run wild in ways you never thought possible! Who knew that Minecraft could be so artsy and fartsy at the same time?

The Well? Minecraft SMP

confusion, Curiosity, discovering, doubt, Exploring, hesitation, inquiry, introspection, Minecraft, pondering, question.., SEARCHING, seeking answers, seeking clarification, seeking information, seeking knowledge, seeking truth, seeking understanding, smp, uncertainty, well, what is it, wondering

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	6499
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2

Welcome to the land of chaos and craziness! This Minecraft SMP is like no other, where the only rule is to have fun and cause as much mayhem as possible. Join us if you’re ready to embark on a wild adventure filled with explosive pranks, ridiculous builds, and unexpected twists at every turn.

Why should you join?

1. We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the server with their impeccable llama logic. You never know what they’ll come up with next, but one thing’s for sure – it’ll be hilarious.

2. Our custom mobs are something out of a nightmare (or a comedy show). From dancing creepers to singing skeletons, you’ll never know what to expect when you’re out exploring.

3. The admin team is made up of mischievous wizards who love to mess with players in the most absurd ways possible. Get ready for random teleportation, upside-down houses, and flying pigs galore.

4. Our community is a mix of comedians, pranksters, and overall chaos enthusiasts. You’ll never have a dull moment with this group of players, whether you’re building together or trying to survive their outrageous shenanigans.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and embrace the madness. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because in this world, anything can happen (and probably will).

Housemates & Homies Minecraft Server

age limit, age-restriction, Clown, homies, house share, housemates, housing contract, LANDLORD, Minecraft, non-student, property rules, rental agreement, rental property, Server, shared accommodation, shared living, student accommodation, student accommodation rules, student community, student house, student housing, student living, wedding entertainer

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	3472
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Magic Items Found:	8595	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only requirement is that you’re below 35 and a student (or at least claim to be)! Just like the guy who moved into a student house pretending to be a student in his forties, we welcome all sorts of characters here.

Join us for a wild adventure where you never know who you’ll meet next. Maybe you’ll run into a clown wedding entertainer looking for his room, or perhaps you’ll stumble upon a group of housemates who haven’t even arrived yet but are already causing drama.

Don’t worry about fitting in, because on our server, the weirder the better! So come on in and let’s see what kind of crazy antics we can get up to together. Who knows, you might just find your new favorite Minecraft home (even if you’re not actually a student)!

FireFighterHubby

accidental kitchen fire, anger, Communication, danger, emergency situations, family dynamics, fear, fire extinguisher, fire safety, FireFighterHubby, grease fire, husband’s reaction, injury, leaving baby, parenting, response times, running barefoot, rural living, Trust, urgent care

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	7445
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Farms Harvested:	512	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s hotter than a kitchen fire? Look no further! Join our server for some fiery fun and drama that will make you question your marriage choices.

Just like the OP’s husband, you never know what kind of unexpected chaos will unfold on our server. From running barefoot to urgent care visits, our players always keep things interesting.

Experience the thrill of putting out virtual fires and saving the day, all while dodging angry spouses and questionable decision-making skills. Who needs a fire department when you have a trusty fire extinguisher and a sense of humor?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a grease fire in the kitchen, join us now! Just remember to keep an eye on your baby and maybe invest in some flame-resistant armor.

GameLover420 Minecraft SMP

best video game genres, best video game titles, best video games, current favorite video games, favorite video game genres, favorite video game titles, favorite video games, GameLover420, Minecraft, popular video game genres, popular video game titles, popular video games, smp, top video game genres, top video game titles, top video games, video game choices, video game favorites, video game genres recommendations, video game picks, video game preferences, video game recommendations, video game suggestions

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	7208
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runes Activated:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	4674
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	109
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Oh, honey, forget about those boring old video games, come join our Minecraft SMP where the real fun is at! We’ve got llamas that can breakdance, pigs that can fly, and chickens that lay diamond eggs – no joke! Plus, our server is guarded by a secret army of dancing pandas who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that try to ruin your day. So why waste your time on other games when you could be living it up in our wacky, wild world of Minecraft madness? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

ZzzCraft Dreamland

bedtime routine, bedtime snack, calming techniques, Comfortable bedding, Deep Breathing, Dreamland, falling asleep, herbal tea, lavender essential oil, limiting screen time, meditation, mindfulness, progressive muscle relaxation, reading before bed, relaxation techniques, sleep aid, sleep hygiene, sleep mask, soothing music, warm bath, white noise, ZzzCraft

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	686
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Chimeras Created:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Are you tired of counting sheep to fall asleep? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server will have you dozing off in no time! Join us for some epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about your insomnia. Plus, rumor has it that the sheep on our server are actually hypnotists in disguise, so you’ll be out like a light in no time. So come join us and say goodbye to sleepless nights!

Pretty Cats Ugly Fish

Cats, Cats Catfish Pretty Ugly Animals Pets Feline Fish Beauty Contrast Cute Unattractive Domestic animals Whiskers Aquatic Mammals Aesthetics Discrepancy Lovely Hideous, Fish, PRETTY, Ugly

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	2306
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Runes Activated:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where catfish rule the land and cats are their loyal servants! watch as the catfish ride around on giant cats, causing chaos and mayhem wherever they go.

we have custom catfish skins and cat mounts for you to ride on, as well as special catfish weapons to battle your enemies with.

if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary catfish king, who grants wishes to those who can defeat him in a dance-off.

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and become a part of the craziest catfish kingdom in minecraft history!