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BrazilianHate Minecraft Server

Apes, Board, BrazilianHate, Brazilians, CATALOG, chimpzilians, discrimination, dislike, DISRESPECTFUL, good for, harmful behavior, Hate Speech, intolerance, Leave, macaco death, Minecraft, offensive language, prejudice, racism, Server, shitting up, Website, Xenophobia

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	7158
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Votes:	5259	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
New Chunks Explored:	736758	Void Gems Collected:	30

Are you tired of sharing a server with chimpzilians who can’t even build a dirt hut without flinging their poop everywhere? Well, say goodbye to those banana-loving troublemakers and join our server where only the most sophisticated players roam!

Our server is so exclusive, even the Ender Dragon had to RSVP to get in. We have diamond armor fashion shows every Friday night and our Nether portal parties are legendary. Plus, our community is so tight-knit, we once built a giant statue of Steve riding a pig just for fun.

So if you’re ready to leave the chimpzilians behind and join a server where the only monkey business is in the jungle biome, then come on over and join us. Just be prepared to bring your A-game because we don’t tolerate anything less than epic builds and top-tier banter. See you in the pixelated world, player!

TnetennbaCraft SMP: Good Morning Gamers

cheerful, cordial, Friendly, Gamers, Good, good morning, Good Vibes, greetings, Happiness, happy day, kind words, lovely morning, morning, morning greetings, morning routine, Nice, nice day, pleasant, positive start, positive vibes, positivity, smp, tnetennba, TnetennbaCraft, warm greetings

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	6001
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Farms Harvested:	627
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Are you tired of boring old servers where you have to follow the rules and play nice? Well, look no further because on our server, chaos reigns supreme!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of rabid chickens, or the joy of accidentally blowing up your friend’s house with a misplaced TNT block. Our server is like a rollercoaster ride of insanity and we guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment.

But that’s not all! We have secret underground bunkers filled with treasure, hidden portals to alternate dimensions, and even a pet dragon that you can ride into battle. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato of power!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky creepers and always keep a bucket of water handy for emergencies. See you in the game, tnetennba!

SisGathNoGo Minecraft Server

apologizing, Avoiding, Cancer, close relationship, Communication Issues, cutting off, depression, Family Events, family gathering, feeling left out, HEARTBREAK, inadequate, lying.., Minecraft, mother’s death, Moving away, outgoing, Server, Siblings, SisGathNoGo, sister, sociable, successful siblings

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	943
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Endless Night Skies:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Are you tired of real-life drama and misunderstandings? Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of fun and chaos!

Imagine a world where you can build your own empire, battle dragons, and ride pigs into battle. Our server is the ultimate escape from family drama and awkward conversations about jobs and children.

Don’t worry about lying to your siblings or avoiding family events – on our server, you can be whoever you want to be! No more guilt trips or tearful phone calls, just pure, unadulterated Minecraft madness.

So why wait? Join our server today and leave the real world behind. Who needs siblings when you have a virtual world to conquer?

ParentalPropertyPurge

Boundaries, boyfriend’s parents, Communication, Conflict Resolution, disrespectful behavior., Emotional Abuse, family, in-laws, living arrangements, loyalty, Manipulation, Moral values, ParentalPropertyPurge, personal space, privacy, Property, relationships, second chances, Self Respect, toxic relationships

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	4001
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Towns Built:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Void Armor Forged:	22	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your in-laws? Look no further! Join our server where we have a 100+ acre property for you to build your dream compound!

Imagine living with not only your boyfriend, but his parents, aunt, uncle, cousins, and best friend all in one place! It’s like a reality show waiting to happen. And don’t worry, we promise not to encourage anyone to cheat on you or tell you to starve yourself.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get to experience the thrill of constantly having people over at your house and never having a moment of privacy. It’s the ultimate social experiment!

So come on down to our server and see if you can survive living with your boyfriend’s entire extended family. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that you won’t want to miss!

RedFlagAcceptance – Minecraft SMP

accepting, compromise, denial, hindsight, Minecraft, mistake, Overlooked, red flag, red flag acceptance, red flag behavior, red flag consequences, red flag signs, red flag warning, red flags in relationships, RedFlagAcceptance, relationship, relationship advice, relationship mistakes, Settling, smp, unexpected, warning signals, warning signs

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	9069
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Love Letters Sent:	15
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Alien Abductions:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wildest, most bonkers server you’ll ever join!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of fighting off a horde of zombie chickens armed with nothing but a carrot stick. Or how about building a giant statue of a potato wearing a top hat? The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are the backup dancers. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and embrace the chaos. Who knows, you might just end up accepting a red flag you never thought you would…and loving every minute of it!

NoMoreDiamondsForYou

acceptance, CHANGE, Closure, Experience, growth, lessons learned, letting go, Life, Memories, missed chances, MONEY, moving on, never again, NoMoreDiamondsForYou, Nostalgia, opportunities, past, Reflection, regret, second chances, world

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	6538
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Emeralds Found:	9225	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Gods Slained:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of riding a unicorn through a rainbow-filled sky while battling zombie chickens with laser eyes! You’ll never have to worry about boring old reality again when you can build your own castle made entirely of cheese and ride a giant hamster as your noble steed. Don’t miss out on the chance to befriend a talking potato or participate in epic potato sack races across the server. Say goodbye to the mundane and hello to the absurd on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

UkraineCraft Server – Putin’s Worst Nightmare

border security, Conflict, covert operation, Daring, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Espionage, foreign policy, Government, international relations, Military Action, military incursion, national security, Nightmare, political tensions, president, putin, Putins, Russian soil, Server, territorial dispute, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, WORST, Zelensky

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	4402
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Star Shards Collected:	173	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

Yo, so like, you know that one time when Ukraine’s president was just like, “Yo, we totally just did a sneaky sneak onto Russian soil”? Well, that’s basically what this Minecraft server is all about. We’re all about pulling off the most epic, daring military incursions onto other players’ lands. It’s like a game of cat and mouse, but with blocks and swords. Join us if you’re ready to unleash your inner ninja and show off your mad sneaking skills. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we plan all our epic missions. So come on, join us and let’s make some crazy memories together. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next master of stealth in the Minecraft world. Let’s do this!

CraftyMaduroCrackdown

authoritarian regime, crackdown, CraftyMaduroCrackdown, Democracy, Dictatorship, Exile, freedom of speech, government repression, Hiding, human rights violations, international community, Maduro, opposition leaders, persecution, POLITICAL CRISIS, political turmoil, Political unrest, PROTESTS, sanctions, south america, Venezuela

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	2942
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Magic Items Found:	5056	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	1

so, like, u know how in minecraft u gotta hide from creepers and stuff? well, on this server, u gotta hide from maduro and his crazy crackdowns! it’s like a real-life game of hide and seek but with more danger and less hiding spots! join us if u wanna feel the adrenaline rush of being hunted down by a power-hungry dictator while also trying to build the sickest minecraft castle ever. plus, we have a secret underground bunker where u can plot ur escape and maybe even overthrow maduro (jk, that’s probably not gonna happen but it’s fun to dream, right?) so come join us if u wanna experience the thrill of survival in a world gone mad!

BoneZoneCraft

Affection, Animals, bones, BoneZoneCraft, canine, Companionship, Dogs, domestication, human-animal bond, love, loyalty, Paws, pet behavior, pet care, pet health, pet ownership, pet psychology, Pets, relationship, speculation, theory

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	5621
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Potions Brewed:	163	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Runes Activated:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	250

join our epic minecraft server where dogs rule the land and skeletons are the ultimate treasure! ever wanted to be chased by a pack of adorable but deadly pups? well now you can! watch out for those sneaky skeletons trying to steal your bones, they’re just jealous of your fabulous skeleton collection! join now for a bone-tastic adventure like no other!

PixelPotionPTSD-Gate

allegations, clinical trials, controversy, data manipulation, drug therapy, financial conflict of interests, investigative journalism, mdma, Medical Ethics, mental health, meta analysis, peer review, Pharmacology, PixelPotionPTSDGate, ptsd, research misconduct, retracted, scientific integrity, Therapy, Trauma, unethical conduct

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	5489
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Yo, dis server be lit AF, like a creeper on a hot summer day! We got so much craziness goin’ on, you won’t even know what hit ya!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling dragons with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream. Build the biggest, baddest castle in alllll of Minecraft and flex on your friends like never before.

But wait, there’s more! Our admins are like wizards, granting wishes and spawning unicorns at the drop of a hat. You’ll never be bored with our endless events and competitions, where the prizes are so epic, you’ll be like, “Is this real life?!”

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride of a server and let’s make some memories that’ll make even Herobrine jealous. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster!