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Anon’s Block Party: Server No. 916813501 – Where Creepers Fear to Tread!

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	1143
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Ores Mined:	8644
Gods Slained:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34

ired of boring old Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where the pigs ride on creepers and the chickens wear diamond armor? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most ridiculous Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a giant talking mushroom who will guide you through our enchanted forest filled with dancing skeletons and singing Endermen. Want to build a house made entirely of TNT? Go for it! Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers? Why not!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken so rare and majestic that its feathers are made of pure diamond. Rumor has it that whoever captures the Diamond Chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the most insane, outrageous, and downright hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a TNT house, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

Crafty Cops & Crazy Creations: Where Police Don’t Patrol Your Parts!

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	2577
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Ores Mined:	5880
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Are you tired of getting griefed by the law enforcement in your virtual world? Look no further, because on our server, the cops are too busy chasing chickens to bother you! Join us for a wild ride where the only law is the law of the pickaxe. Build your own empire and watch out for those pesky pigs trying to steal your diamonds. So come on down to our server and say goodbye to police brutality and hello to blocky freedom!

CraftyChampion: ‘/ourguy/ always on top!’

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	3474
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the admins are total noobs? Well, look no further because /ourguy/ is here to save the day! Our admin is basically a Minecraft god, building epic structures with one hand while PvPing like a boss with the other.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a herd of rainbow-colored sheep riding pigs around spawn. Why, you ask? Because our admin thought it would be hilarious, that’s why! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the creepers are busting out some sick dance moves.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft: the legendary Diamond Chicken. Rumor has it that if you manage to tame one, it will lay diamond eggs for you to use as currency in our virtual marketplace.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer awesomeness that is /ourguy/. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Blocky McBlockface: Where Even the Pixels Have Eyes

balance, blocky, Commitment, Communication, CURSES, dreams, EYES, growth, hobbies, Killers, love, Marriage, McBlockface, Men, neglect, Observation, obsessions, Partnership, pixels, Priorities, relationships, Respect, Understanding, Wife

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	5619
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Farms Harvested:	517
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	170	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Magic Items Found:	4607

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the curse of turning your hobbies into relationships and neglecting your wife!

Join us and immerse yourself in a world where your dreams come to life, but don’t worry, your wife won’t be left behind. In fact, she might even join you on epic adventures and build the most epic base together!

Say goodbye to the curse of neglecting your loved ones and say hello to a world where your hobbies and relationships can coexist harmoniously. Join now and start building a stronger bond with your wife, one block at a time!

Blocky Booty Adventures: No Full-On Sex, Just Good Clean Fun!

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	9487
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Demon Skulls Collected:	44
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Gods Slained:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Look no further, because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns that will leave you on the edge of your seat (or couch, if you’re watching in the living room).

Our server is so epic, it’s like the Minecraft version of Gantz! You never know what crazy challenges or adventures await you around every corner. But don’t worry, we keep it PG-13 so you won’t have to worry about any awkward moments with your housemates. So come on, join us and experience the ultimate Minecraft thrill ride!

Girl Power Minecraft Server: Where Creepers Are the Only Guys Allowed!

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	3894
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Players Killed by Monsters:	7832
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	45
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Magical Moments Shared:	10

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for all things wacky and wild!

Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into spontaneous dance parties. Our community is filled with hilarious players who love to goof off and have a good time.

And if you’re worried about fitting in, don’t be! We have a strict “girls only” policy…just kidding! But seriously, we do have a secret club for players who prefer girls. So if you’re a girl who loves Minecraft, this is the server for you!

So come on over and join us for some laughs, some pranks, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of an epic quest to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Doom!

Crafty Latinos: Building Blocks and Tacos Server

blocks, building, Crafty, cultural exchange, culture, discrimination, Diversity, ethnicity, global perspectives, Identity, immigration, international community, Language, Latin American countries, Latin American diaspora, Latin Americans, Latinos, Multiculturalism, Opinions, perceptions, prejudice, Server, Social Issues, Stereotypes, Tacos, Traditions

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	7571
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Votes:	6239	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where people actually talk about the game? Well, look no further because on our server, we discuss the important things in life, like what /int/ thinks of Latin Americans! Join us for heated debates, wild conspiracy theories, and maybe even make some friends along the way. Who knows, you might even uncover the secret to unlocking hidden treasures in the game by tapping into the collective wisdom of our eccentric community. So why wait? Join now and let the chaos begin!

Pixelated Pals: Where (You) Characters Come to Life!

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	6125
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Zombie Dances:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with the same old characters? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll find characters straight out of your wildest dreams (or nightmares)! We’ve got Steve riding a giant chicken, Creeper in a top hat and monocle, and even Herobrine hosting a dance party in the Nether! Join us for a chance to meet these iconic characters and embark on wacky adventures like never before. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a dimension where llamas rule the world! Don’t miss out on the madness, join us today!

BooCraft: Where the Creepers are Spooky Shit!

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	4860
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Astral Projections Made:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Alien Abductions:	0

Looking for a server that’s to die for? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise you won’t end up like this French woman who tragically met her end while searching for ghosts in an Italian church. But hey, if you’re into that kind of thrill-seeking, our server has plenty of haunted mansions and spooky caves for you to explore. Just make sure to bring a buddy or two, because you never know what kind of paranormal activity you might encounter. Join now for a ghostly good time!

CraftyStar2: LOL Edition – New Genesis Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	6246
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Star Shards Collected:	61	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Void Gems Collected:	23
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever find! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, in a land filled with pixelated wonders, there was a server so wild and crazy that players from all over the world flocked to join. Legends say that on this server, you can find alliances like RappyDeathsquad and Daikkuri, who will fight by your side as you battle through the blocky landscapes.

But that’s not all! Scratch Tickets are your ticket to fabulous fashion items that will make your Minecraft character the envy of all other players. And don’t even get me started on the events and news updates – it’s like a whole new world of excitement every time you log in.

So, what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). See you in the game, fellow pixel warriors!