40% Off Real Estate in Minecraft SMP – Houses Aren’t That Bad!

arent, bad, Economy, Estate, home prices, Houses, housing affordability, housing bubble, housing costs, housing demand, housing market, housing market analysis, housing market comparison, housing market growth, housing market predictions, housing market statistics, housing supply, inflation, market trends, Minecraft, property value, real, real estate, real estate investment, real estate market, salary increase, smp

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	4996
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Villages Defended:	19	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the real estate market is as wild as a creeper explosion! Sure, houses are up 40% over the past 4 years, but fear not – everyone’s salaries are also up 40%! It’s like a magical land where diamonds rain from the sky and emeralds grow on trees.

Join us for the craziest real estate adventure of your life! Build your dream castle on a hill made of enchanted obsidian, or create a cozy hobbit hole in the side of a mountain. The possibilities are as endless as the number of times you’ve been blown up by a stray TNT block.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and become the richest player on the server? Or will you be too busy trying to tame a herd of wild llamas that have taken over the town square?

So come on, join us on this wild ride of real estate madness! Who needs a boring 9 to 5 job when you can be a Minecraft real estate mogul? Just watch out for those sneaky creepers – they’re always trying to sabotage your latest building project.

Aren’t African Americans Glad That Their Minecraft SMP Names Are Like… WakandaCraft SMP

African, African Americans, AMERICANS, arent, Bungobongo Gongodongo, cultural appropriation, cultural heritage, discrimination, Diversity, GLAD, heritage, History, Identity, Individuality, Like.., Mark Andrews, Minecraft, names, personal choice, prejudice, racial profiling, racism, Self-expression, smp, social norms, societal expectations, Stereotypes, WakandaCraft

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	7160
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with basic names like “Mark Andrews SMP”? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wild and wacky SMP where your name could be anything from Bungobongo Gongodongo to Fluffernutter McFlufferson!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature said to lay diamonds instead of eggs! Rumor has it that whoever finds the Diamond Chicken will be blessed with endless riches and eternal glory.

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on a hilarious and absurd adventure like no other! Who knows what crazy antics and shenanigans await you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft world.

Turnabout: Where diamonds are a girl’s best friend (but creepers definitely aren’t)

arent, building, Community, CREEPERS, Dedicated, diamonds, Discord, Economy, end event, end exploration, Friend, Friendly, Fun, Girls, Griefing, Hermitcraft-like, Minecraft, Mods, Protection, Redstone, Semi Vanilla, Server, shopping district, smp, stealing, Turnabout, Whitelist

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	1702
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Gods Slained:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	444
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Buildings Constructed:	15
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
New Chunks Explored:	495680	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Turnabout Minecraft Server Overview:

Focus	Features
Community-Building	Friendly mods, whitelisted server, protection against griefing and stealing
Events	End event recently held, shopping district in progress
Server Style	Building and redstone focused
Community	Looking for friendly and dedicated players
Discord	Discord Link

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
How do I join the Turnabout Minecraft server?	Join the discord server using the link provided above and follow the instructions for whitelisting.
Are there any specific rules on the server?	Yes, there are rules in place to ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for all players. These will be provided upon joining and must be followed.
What can I expect from the community on Turnabout?	Turnabout focuses on creating a welcoming and helpful community. Players and mods are friendly and eager to assist each other, fostering a positive environment.
Is griefing or stealing allowed on the server?	No, Turnabout has protections in place to prevent griefing and stealing. You can build and play without worrying about your creations being destroyed or items being stolen.
What activities can I participate in on the server?	The server is building and redstone focused, with events such as end exploration and a developing shopping district. Players are encouraged to engage in building projects and community events.
Can I contribute to the server’s economy?	Yes, a shopping district is being set up for players to engage in economic activities. You can participate in trading, selling goods, and contributing to the server’s growing economy.
Are there specific requirements to join the server?	While Turnabout is looking for friendly and dedicated players, there are no strict requirements other than following the rules and being a positive member of the community.
How can I get in touch with server moderators or support?	The best way to contact server mods or receive support is through the Discord server. You can ask questions, report issues, or seek assistance from the helpful mods on the server.

Feel free to join our server and become a part of the Turnabout community!

TNP Limitless 7: When 699 mods just aren’t enough for your Minecraft addiction!

addiction, Adventure, arent, Biomes, Curseforge, Customization, Dimensions, Discord, Exploration, flexibility, Friendly, Ip:, Limitless, Magic, Minecraft, Modded, Modpack, Mods, multiplayer, new, No Banned Items, Optimization, Server, Structures, Technology, TNP

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	316
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Crops Grown:	4998	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Void Gems Collected:	37	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Void Armor Forged:	27	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

Minecraft Server: TNP Limitless 7

IP	95.217.104.88:25570
Modpack	TNP Limitless 7 Modpack
Discord	Join our Discord

Overview:

TNP Limitless 7 server is a small and friendly server hosting the TNP Limitless 7 modpack with over 700 mods. The server does not have any banned items, offering players a comprehensive and diverse gameplay experience.

Features:

Extensive Mod Collection: Over 700 mods included
Enhanced Exploration: New biomes, structures, and dimensions
Advanced Technology and Magic: Technological and magical mods
Customization and Flexibility: Tailor gameplay experience
Multiplayer Optimization: Smooth and optimized for multiplayer

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is there a whitelist to join the server?	No, the server is open to all players.
Are there any banned items on the server?	No, there are no banned items.
How can I join the server?	Simply connect using the provided IP address: 95.217.104.88:25570
Is there a Discord server for community interaction?	Yes, you can join our Discord community using the provided link.

ZynnCraft 1.20.6: Where vanilla tastes like victory and factions aren’t pay-to-win!

1.20.6, Ability Items, arent, barter, bedrock, building, Community, creativity, Currency, Discord, Faction, Factions, Loot, Minecraft, Paytowin, Players, Server, strategy, TASTES, teamwork, Tnt, Trade, Trailer, Vanilla, Victory, world border, ZynnCraft

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	7238
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ores Mined:	6829	Astral Projections Made:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

ZynnCraft Minecraft Server

Server IP	172.240.239.164:25594
Bedrock Port	25594

Server Overview

🌟 Welcome to our Vanilla+ Factions server, where you can experience Minecraft the way it was meant to be played! Our server focuses on maintaining the classic vanilla-like experience while introducing some unique twists to keep the gameplay exciting and engaging. Now running on 1.20.6 and supporting Bedrock players!

Key Features

🏰 True Vanilla+ Factions: Immerse yourself in a classic faction-based gameplay where teamwork and strategy are key.
💥 TNT Disabled: Building and creativity are prioritized, with TNT explosions turned off to encourage a more constructive environment.
🌍 World Border: The world border is initially set at 2000 x 2000 blocks, promoting closer interactions and a vibrant community.
⚔️ Ability Items: Discover and utilize special Ability Items that grant unique abilities such as dashing.
💰 No Currency: Keep the experience as true to vanilla as possible, no currency plugin added.

Join the discord: https://discord.gg/KtZB29yt

Join us at: 172.240.239.164:25594 and become part of the ZynnCraft community today! 🌟

FAQs

Question	Answer
Is this server pay-to-win?	No, our server offers a non-pay-to-win Vanilla+ Factions experience.
Can Bedrock players join?	Yes, our server supports Bedrock players.
Are TNT explosions enabled?	No, TNT explosions are disabled to prioritize building and creativity.
Is there a world border?	Yes, the world border is initially set at 2000 x 2000 blocks.
Are there special Ability Items?	Yes, players can discover and utilize special Ability Items that grant unique abilities.
Is there an in-game currency?	No, the server does not have a currency plugin. Players can barter, trade, and loot for success.

The Birch Project: Where birches are vanilla, but the players aren’t! 1.20.6, Java, Europe/Sweden, Whitelist

1.20.6, admins, application, arent, birch, BIRCHES, building, Community, English, Europe, EuropeSweden, Exploration, forum, Gaming, Hosting, java, Minecraft, multiplayer, Players, Project, RAM, Server, smp, Spigot, Survival, Sweden, Vanilla, Website, Whitelist

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	1123
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	18	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Potions Brewed:	189
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Gods Slained:	2

The Birch Project Minecraft Server

Overview

Location	Southern Sweden
RAM	10 gigabytes
Primary Language	English
Website	Visit website

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server lag-free?	Yes, even with 10+ online players there is no noticeable lag.
Do I need to fill out an application to join?	No, just have a quick chat with the Admins to get whitelisted.
Can players from outside of Europe join?	Yes, everyone is welcome, but the server is optimized for European players.
Are there any specific rules against griefing?	Visit the website for rules on griefing and other behavior guidelines.

Oasis Nexus SMP: Where vanilla beans aren’t just for ice cream!

amd ryzen, arent, Bases, Beans, BUILD, Cool, cream, DDR4, Discord, efficient, Farms, group, Ice, Ip:, Join, new world, Nexus, Oasis, Players, Semi Vanilla, Server, small group, smp, Specs, SSD, Starting, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	6522
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	28	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Zombie Dances:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Welcome to Matt’s Minecraft Server!
Server Type	Whitelisted
Discord	Join the Discord
Server Specs	AMD RYZEN – 8cores DDR4- 32Gb 2tb SSD

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How can I join the server?

To join our server, you must first join our Discord server and request to be added to the whitelist. Once approved, you will receive the server IP to join.

2. What kind of gameplay can I expect on this server?

We focus on building cool bases and creating efficient farms. It’s a collaborative and creative environment where players can work together to create amazing structures.

3. What are the server specifications?

Our server runs on an AMD Ryzen processor with 8 cores, 32GB of DDR4 RAM, and a 2TB SSD for fast and smooth gameplay.

4. Can I invite my friends to join the server?

Currently, the server is whitelisted, so all players must go through the approval process on Discord before joining. However, you can invite your friends to apply for whitelisting as well.

5. Are there any specific rules or guidelines for gameplay on the server?

We have a set of rules outlined on our Discord server that all players must adhere to. These rules ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for everyone on the server.

Hot Virgins Only Minecraft Server – Where Creeper Explosions Aren’t the Only Thing Popping Cherry!

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	3022
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Farms Harvested:	851
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Are you tired of dating experienced players on other Minecraft servers? Are you looking for a virgin girl who is also a total bad bitch? Look no further, because on our server, we have the hottest, sexiest, and most elusive virgin girl you could ever imagine! She’s skinny, young, pretty, and oh so sexy – the perfect combination for any Minecraft player looking for love. Join our server now and who knows, you might just find your dream virgin girl to date!

GrumpyCraft: Where People Aren’t Happy That I’m Here But Still Play Anyway

anger, arent, Conflict, Confrontation, Frustration, GrumpyCraft, Happy, hostile environment, hostile reception, negative energy, negative vibes, people, Play, Resentment, tense situation, UNCOMFORTABLE, Unhappy, unhappy people, unwanted guest, unwanted presence, unwarranted hostility, Unwelcome, unwelcoming atmosphere, unwelcoming behavior, unwelcoming reception

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	1780
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	204
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Secret Passages Found:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where people are just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to challenge a dragon to a dance-off, ride a pig into battle against an army of evil chickens, or participate in our weekly “Build a Toilet” competition where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted plunger!

But beware, our community is not for the faint of heart. We have a strict “no boring builds” policy and if your house doesn’t have at least three secret trapdoors and a rollercoaster inside, you might as well pack your bags and go back to playing with blocks in single player.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show the world that you’re not just another basic Minecraft player – you’re a legend in the making! And if anyone tries to mess with you, just remember our motto: “people aren’t happy that I’m here…got something to say, bitch ass mother fucker?”

VirginCraft: Where Creepers aren’t the only thing you’re scared of

acceptance, arent, aspirations, Companionship, CREEPERS, DATING, desire, dreams, female, fulfillment, Future, Hope, Human, Intimacy, longing, love, Reality, relationships, Scared, Self Discovery, self worth, sex, uncertainty, VirginCraft, Youre

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	846
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Chimeras Created:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Alien Abductions:	1
Enchantments Applied:	74	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	96

Are you tired of spending all your time mining for diamonds and never getting any action in real life? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride where you can finally live out all your wildest fantasies, including having sex with a living human female…in Minecraft of course! Our virtual world is filled with hot pixelated babes just waiting for you to sweep them off their blocky feet. So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready for a steamy adventure like no other!

Missile-Proof Ukraine F16s

aerial combat, air defense, Conflict, defense capabilities, defense systems, defense technology, eastern europe, f-16, F16s, fighter jets, geopolitical tensions, incoming missiles, Military Aircraft, Military operations, MissileProof, Missions, national security, Russian attack, shot down, Ukraine, War, zelenskyy

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	8698
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Ores Mined:	3391
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Potions Brewed:	166
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

yo, dis server be like ukraine’s new f-16s flying high in da sky, takin’ down dem incoming missiles like it’s nuthin’! join dis server if ya wanna be a badass pilot like dem ukrainian heroes, fightin’ off da baddies and protectin’ yo turf. ain’t no time for sleepin’ when ya got missiles to dodge and enemies to defeat! come join da fun and show off yo flyin’ skills, cuz dis server be da bomb diggity!

NoGunsNoLoveMC

court orders, criminal justice, domestic abuse, domestic violence, enforcement mechanisms, federal laws, firearm possession, gun control, gun laws, gun ownership, gun regulations, Gun Safety, Gun Violence, law enforcement, Legal System, NoGunsNoLoveMC, protection orders, Public Safety, state laws, united states, University of Michigan study

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	2177
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3362	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	51
Gods Slained:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A WILD WEST TOWN BUT WITH MINECRAFT GUNS AND CRAZY LAWS. U CAN POSSESS ALL THE FIREARMS U WANT, EVEN IF U GOT A COURT ORDER AGAINST U. WE DONT CARE ABOUT NO LAWS HERE, WE JUST WANNA HAVE FUN AND SHOOT STUFF. JOIN US IF U WANNA FEEL LIKE A REAL OUTLAW IN THE WILD WILD WEST OF MINECRAFT. YEEHAW!

SensyCraft Minecraft Server

behavior patterns, Chinese, communication styles, Cultural awareness, Cultural differences, cultural differences in emotions, cultural diversity, cultural norms, cultural sensitivity, cultural upbringing, emotional intelligence, emotional responses, Empathy, ethnicity, Minecraft, Psychological Factors, racial stereotypes, sensitivity, SensyCraft, Server, social conditioning, societal expectations, Stereotypes

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	7362
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	89
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	120

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you sensitive souls out there!

Join us and experience a world where the grass is always greener, the pigs are always friendly, and the creepers are actually just misunderstood emo kids looking for a hug.

Our server is so sensitive that even the blocks cry when you break them. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they’re basically therapists in disguise, ready to listen to all your problems and offer sage advice in return.

So why are Chinese so much more sensitive than other ethnicities? Because they know that our server is the only place where their delicate emotions will truly be understood and appreciated. Join us now and let your sensitivity shine!

Minecraft SMP: Standup Squad

bad guy, boomer coworkers, BRAINDEAD.., camping, Cheese, daily standup, FIRED, forced to listen, Homeless, inane, Minecraft, mowing the lawn, mundane, nod and grin, running commentary, SELF AWARENESS, smp, squad, standup, stupid, uninteresting, Unique, Waste of time, Weekend Stories

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	8250
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Towns Built:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Gods Slained:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where daily standups are mandatory, but with a twist! Instead of discussing work-related topics, you’ll be forced to listen to 30 full minutes of your boomer normie coworkers talk about the most aggressively inane, mundane, and stupid things imaginable. From mowing the lawn to their kid’s aversion to cheese, you’ll be on the edge of your block waiting for the next mind-boggling revelation.

But wait, there’s more! If you dare to skip out on these daily standups, you’ll be branded as the bad guy and risk being kicked out of the SMP. Who knew listening to mind-numbing chatter could be so thrilling?

Join us now and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs actual work discussions when you can listen to your coworkers talk about the most random and uninteresting things imaginable? It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, from boredom to bewilderment, all in one Minecraft SMP. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to be a part of something truly bizarre.

NoSleepover Minecraft Server

accommodating guests, aita, Communication Issues, elderly guests, family boundaries, family disputes, family dynamics, family expectations, family relationships, family traditions, guest preferences, guest room accommodations, holiday hosting, hosting family, hotel room offer, house guest etiquette, Minecraft, NoSleepover, Server, setting boundaries, Thanksgiving plans, won’t let someone stay over

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	4571
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Votes:	8494	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even your Aunt’s unexpected Thanksgiving visit can turn into a wild adventure! Picture this: your Aunt, who is 82 years old, refuses to stay at your dad’s house because of the lack of a bathroom on the same floor. So she decides to crash at your place without even asking, causing chaos and hilarity to ensue.

But fear not, on our server, we have special accommodations for heavy guests who can’t reach high beds! We’ve got beds of all shapes and sizes to ensure everyone can get a good night’s sleep, even your Aunt who refuses to stay in a hotel because she’s too cool for that.

Join our server now and experience the madness of unexpected house guests, family drama, and the ultimate quest to find the perfect sleeping arrangement for your Aunt. Who needs permission to stay at someone’s house when you can just hop on our server and have a blast instead? Let the fun begin!

LazyCraft – Mom Edition

bachelors degree, Career Change, case manager, Edition, entry level, FACTORY, Frustration, funding cut, job application, job hunting, Job Interview, job market, Job Search, laid off, Lazy, LazyCraft, mom, Old fashioned, qualified candidates, stocking position, stress, supervisor position, unemployment

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	1866
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Buildings Constructed:	42
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Looking for a new job is like trying to find diamonds in a sea of creepers on our Minecraft server! Just like this poor soul who got laid off from their job as a Case Manager, you too can experience the thrill of uncertainty and frustration in the job market. But fear not, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be stocking is your inventory with epic loot!

Join us and experience the joy of applying to 30 different places without any follow-up calls, just like our friend here. And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even get a rejection email from an entry-level stocking position because they found more qualified candidates (lol)! Who needs a job when you can have the satisfaction of knowing you’re not alone in the struggle?

But wait, there’s more! Get job recommendations from your old-fashioned mom who thinks having a Bachelor’s degree automatically makes you the top candidate for a Supervisor position at a factory. Who needs qualifications when you have a degree, right? Show your mom that times are changing and it’s not easy to get a decent job anymore by joining our server and escaping reality with some blocky adventures!

So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of job hunting in a whole new way. Who needs a paycheck when you have virtual diamonds to mine and zombies to slay? Join now and let the job search woes fade away as you build your way to victory!

SaltySMP – Judging Normalities

Attitudes, Behavior, criticism, cultural norms, everyday life, habits, Judging, judgment, normal, Normalities, Observation, opinion, Perception, personal views, pet peeve, prejudices, SaltySMP, secret, social norms, societal expectations, society, Standards, Stereotypes

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	9284
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	8558
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Zombie Dances:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone builds the same old basic houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

Our server is home to the most epic and outrageous builds you’ve ever seen. From giant statues of llamas to rollercoasters that go through the Nether, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get us started on the drama – our players are like a real-life soap opera, but with more creepers.

But the real reason you should join our server? The secret underground llama fight club. That’s right, we have a hidden arena where players can battle it out with their trusty llamas for glory and bragging rights. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a llama pull off a perfectly timed crit hit.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and of course, llamas. Because let’s be real, who doesn’t love a good llama fight club?

ExtinctCraft: Thank God They’re Gone!

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	1554
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
New Chunks Explored:	543758	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Dimension Hops:	14	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Mines Excavated:	1353	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can thank your lucky stars that certain creatures are extinct and not roaming around trying to eat your blocks! Join us for a wild ride through a world where dinosaurs, giant spiders, and creepers with laser eyes once ruled the land.

On our server, you can explore ancient ruins filled with treasure, battle hordes of zombie T-Rexes, and even ride on the backs of extinct creatures like the mighty Megalodon. But beware, because the ghost of the Dodo bird is said to haunt the forests at night, seeking revenge on all players who dare to disturb its peaceful slumber.

So come join us on our server and experience a world where the creatures that once terrorized the earth are now just a distant memory. Who knows what other crazy adventures await you in this prehistoric paradise?

CraftyCommiesMC

ARMS, Black Market, containers, CraftyCommiesMC, east asia, foreign policy, illegal activities, illicit trade, international relations, Lawmaker, military equipment, military shipments, N.Korea, North Korea, nuclear proliferation, political tensions, russia, sanctions, security threat, united nations, weapons smuggling

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	7900
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

lol join our minecraft server cuz we got more drama than N. Korea sending containers of arms to Russia. like, u never know what’s gonna happen next, maybe a creeper will blow up ur house or a llama will start a revolution. plus, our mods are like secret agents, always watching and ready to ban anyone who tries to start trouble. come join the chaos and see if u can survive the madness. just watch out for those sneaky villagers, they’re always up to something shady.

Goofy’s Climax Craze

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	726
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	55	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

join our epic minecraft server where the sheep are actually secret agents plotting to take over the world with their woolly powers. you can ride on the backs of flying pigs and battle evil chickens armed with diamond swords. the lava flows with chocolate and the trees drop candy instead of leaves. also, rumor has it that if you find the hidden golden potato, you will gain the ability to shoot lasers from your eyes. so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and experience the madness!

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