| Players: | 108/500 | Votes: | 6291 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 2 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 12 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 10 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 2 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 7 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 | Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 |
Netherbound.mcplay.fun
| Players: | 91/300 | Votes: | 9440 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Items Found: | 8 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 38 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 11 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 21 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 |
Forget about working for a dyke or getting cucked by an ugly latina – on our server, you’ll be surrounded by friends who will always have your back. Plus, our resident jew player will make sure your diamonds are always safe and sound. And as for being an errand boy for a literal fag? Not on our server – here, everyone is equal and ready to fight alongside you in epic battles.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the true meaning of brotherhood in Minecraft. Who needs GTA when you have a world full of crazy adventures and loyal companions waiting for you?
| Players: | 107/900 | Votes: | 7483 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 | Magical Moments Shared: | 10 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 7 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 | Infinity Stones Found: | 2 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 7 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Rainbows Spotted: | 10 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
Join our server if you want to experience epic battles against giant chickens, participate in dance-offs with Endermen, and maybe even uncover the secret of where all those missing diamonds went (spoiler alert: it was the cows all along). Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you might just get a chance to ride a flying pig into battle against the evil Sheep Army.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP and get ready for the craziest, most hilarious adventures of your gaming life!
| Players: | 90/1000 | Votes: | 8017 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Dimension Hops: | 10 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 8 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 85 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 7 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
minemax.aternos.me:19630
| Players: | 104/100 | Votes: | 4674 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 49 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 16 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 | Buildings Constructed: | 24 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 | Farms Harvested: | 236 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 4 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 14 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 |
| Players: | 105/400 | Votes: | 9008 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 20 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 4 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 28 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 13 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 23 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Divine Spears Created: | 18 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 9 |
Join us and witness the madness of Saiyaman Undersuit Videl, Buucolo, and Gohan AF – these mods will have you fighting like a true warrior in no time! And don’t even get me started on Zaiko or Xicor, Pan Black, and topless Caulifla – they’ll have you looking fly as heck while you’re slaying mobs left and right.
But wait, there’s more! How about GT Vegeta, Saiyan armor Kale and Caulifla, and muscular Kefla? These mods will have you feeling like the ultimate Saiyan powerhouse in no time!
And let’s not forget about the Pilaf Gang skins – because who wouldn’t want to run around as those lovable little troublemakers?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest modded adventures you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a creeper, then you might regret it a little).
| Players: | 97/500 | Votes: | 8235 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Stones Found: | 2 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 13 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 17 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 12 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 9 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 397 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 20 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 39 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 |
Join us for insane events like “Basking in the Brilliance of Their Serenade” where you can serenade your enemies with your epic Minecraft skills. Or how about “Alabaster Calling Card: Mansion Masquerade and the Essence of Beauty” where you can show off your Minecraft fashion sense in a glamorous masquerade ball!
But wait, there’s more! Take on challenges like “Total Assault: Hieronymus (Urban – Insane & Torment w/Red Dmg)” where you’ll face off against the most diabolical foes in the city streets. Or try your hand at “Joint Firing Drill (Defense)” where you’ll defend your Minecraft kingdom from invaders!
Don’t miss out on our limited-time banners featuring characters like Satsuki in a dress and Momoi as a maid. Trust us, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and unleash your inner Minecraft madness!
| Players: | 98/100 | Votes: | 6428 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 8 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 18 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 43 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 11 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 5 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 15 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 19 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 30 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 14 |
Join us for epic battles, insane challenges, and a community like no other. We’ve got secret underground lairs, hidden treasure chests, and even a pet creeper named Bob who loves to photobomb your screenshots.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even scream a little. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?
| Players: | 108/100 | Votes: | 2902 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 18 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 12 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 14 | Underground Cities Explored: | 2 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 10 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 4192 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 19 |
Once upon a time, a player joined Essexpressions and was immediately greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot. Sir Oinksalot led them on a wild adventure through a land filled with dancing llamas, exploding chickens, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself!
But that’s not all! On Essexpressions, you can ride on the backs of flying turtles, battle evil unicorns, and even participate in a weekly pancake-eating contest with the villagers. And if you’re lucky, you might just stumble upon the legendary Diamond-Encrusted Potato of Infinite Power!
So what are you waiting for? Join Essexpressions today and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be entertaining)!
| Players: | 102/1000 | Votes: | 8782 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| New Chunks Explored: | 815763 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 20 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Mines Excavated: | 3751 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
| Votes: | 1281 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 8 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 12 |
Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest one out there! Join us for epic battles, insane adventures, and wacky shenanigans that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing!
We’ve got 6 Guard Viviana, 6 Caster Ebenholz, and a whole bunch of other crazy characters that will make your Minecraft experience unforgettable. Plus, we’ve got a Hello Kitty Collab Series coming soon that will blow your mind!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret hidden treasures, mysterious dungeons, and even a dragon that farts rainbows! So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!
