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| Players: | 109/1000 | Votes: | 9475 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 26 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 10 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 7 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 20 | Horror Stories Survived: | 3 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 6 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 | Magic Items Found: | 7300 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 | Treasure Maps Found: | 7 |
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Our server is like a virtual wonderland where anything is possible. Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Go for it. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Why not? Want to prank your friends by filling their houses with llamas? Absolutely!
But be warned, once you join our server, you may never want to leave. We’ve had players who have forgotten to eat, sleep, and even go to the bathroom because they were so engrossed in the game. Who needs basic bodily functions when you have virtual adventures to embark on?
So come join us and experience the ultimate thrill ride of Minecraft SMP. Who needs sex when you have blocks to break and creepers to avoid? Let the addiction begin!
