LOL THIS MINECRAFT SERVER IS LIKE TRUMP TRYNA BUY GREENLAND BUT INSTEAD WE GONNA BUY CANADA AND THE PANAMA CANAL HAHAHA. JOIN US IF U WANNA BE PART OF THE CRAZIEST LAND DEALS IN MINECRAFT HISTORY. BUILD YOUR OWN WALLS AND MAKE DEALS WITH OTHER PLAYERS TO TAKE OVER THE WHOLE MAP. WHO NEEDS GREENLAND WHEN U CAN HAVE CANADA, AMIRITE? COME JOIN THE MADNESS TODAY!
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Ice Sheet Shrinkage Server
Come join our epic Minecraft server where the Greenland Ice Sheet is melting faster than a snowman in a sauna! Our radar and laser satellites are going cray cray measuring the ice sheet and estimating volume reductions like it’s a math class on steroids. In 2019, things got so hot that we had a peak reduction of 464 km3 – that’s like a whole lot of ice cream melting in the sun, yo. So if you wanna witness some climate change in action while building epic structures and battling creepers, this server is the place to be! Plus, our polar bears are totally cool with it – they’re just chilling and enjoying the show. Come join the melting madness today!ARCTIC
Join Our Ultimate Minecraft Survival Adventure!
Are you ready to embark on the survival journey of a lifetime? Look no further! Our Survival Server is the perfect blend of adventure and strategy, designed to give you a gaming experience like no other.
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Join our growing community on Discord! Share your experiences, get server updates, and connect with fellow players.
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Thrilling Survival Gameplay: Test your skills in a dynamic world where every decision matters.
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ArcticPvP
ArcticPvP is a network that provides an amazing and fair gaming experience. With gamemodes like Factions, Practice and kitmap with more to come!
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Arctic Cruise Chaos Server
So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just chilling in your igloo in the Arctic, trying to enjoy the peace and quiet, when suddenly BAM! A cruise ship rolls up blasting Justin Bieber at full volume. Like, what the heck, right?Well, on this server, we’re all about fighting back against the noise pollution caused by those pesky cruise ships. Join us and help us take down those noisy vessels with our epic Minecraft skills. We’ll build giant speakers to drown out their music, or maybe even summon a giant snowstorm to scare them away.
Plus, we’ll have epic battles on icebergs, race polar bears, and maybe even discover a secret underground ice palace. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await on this server? So come join us and let’s show those cruise ships who’s boss!
Arctic Ozone Measured at Highest Level Since 1979Frosty Skyblock Empire
Yo, you gotta join this server, man! It’s like, so lit, you won’t believe it! We got penguins riding polar bears, bro! And the igloos are made of diamond blocks, like whaaat?!But wait, there’s more! The ice spikes biome is actually a secret portal to a dimension where snow golems rule the land and have epic snowball fights all day long.
And get this, the aurora borealis in the sky isn’t just for show, it actually gives you superpowers like flying and shooting ice beams from your eyes. It’s like being a superhero, but in Minecraft!
So come on, join us on this wild adventure where the Arctic Ozone is measured at the highest level since 1979, whatever that means. Just trust us, it’s gonna be a blast!
WhaleSpyCraft
come join our minecraft server where we have russian spy whales swimming around giving out secret missions and intel! they didn’t get shot dead like in norway, they just died from a wild bacterial infection that only exists in minecraft world! join now to uncover the truth behind these mysterious spy whales and maybe even become a spy yourself! who knows what crazy adventures await you on our server! swim with the whales, solve puzzles, and uncover the secrets of the deep ocean! don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to join the most epic minecraft server ever created!Arctic Plant Party
Yo, yo, yo! listen up gamers! have you ever wanted to explore Antarctica but without all the cold and danger? well, do we have the server for you!Join our epic Minecraft server where the Antarctic Peninsula is LIT with plant cover! From less than 0.9 square kilometres to almost 12 square kilometres, that’s like, a bazillion percent increase, bro!
Imagine building your base surrounded by lush vegetation in the frozen tundra. You can have a pet penguin as your sidekick and ride polar bears into battle.
So come on down to our server and experience the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life! Who needs the real Antarctica when you can have this epicness? Join now and become the ultimate Antarctic explorer!
Arctic Stone Tools: Yuka Mammoth Penetration
Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’ll make your brain explode with excitement? Well, lemme tell you about this server where we got mammoths running around with stone tools, straight up caveman style!We got evidence of human homies chilling in the Arctic zone like 39,000 – 38,000 BP, making their mark on the Yuka Mammoth hide. It’s like a prehistoric party up in here, with players crafting tools and building epic structures out of ice blocks.
So if you wanna experience some next level Minecraft madness, come join us on this server where history meets hilarity. Who needs diamonds when you can have mammoths and stone age swag? Let’s go, gamers!
Arctic Cannibal Crew – DNA Discovery
Yo yo yo! Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft server of all time?! Let me tell you a crazy story that will make you want to join ASAP!So, like, there was this expedition led by Sir John Franklin back in 1845, right? They were all like, “Let’s find a North-West Passage through the Arctic, it’ll be lit!” But then things got cray cray and they all disappeared, like poof, gone!
Fast forward to now, and we found the remains of those peeps. And get this, they were cannibalized! Whaaat?! But guess what, we used DNA and genealogical evidence to figure out who they were. It’s like a real-life mystery movie, but in Minecraft form!
Join our server and uncover the secrets of the Franklin expedition. Build your own icy empire and maybe even discover hidden treasures. Plus, we have the best virtual cannibalism experience you’ll ever find in a Minecraft server. Don’t miss out, join now!