Arctic Minecraft Servers

Arctic

  • CrystalCraft Minecraft Server

    CrystalCraft Minecraft Server

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    OMG u guyz, dis server iz so lit dat even Greenland iz shakin in its icy boots! our crystal blue lakes r turnin BROWN and belchin out CARBON DIOXIDE like itz nobodiez business. come join us on dis wild ride as we turn da world upside down in Minecraft! who needz global warmin when u got our server bringin da heat? Join now for a chance to witness da end of da world in da most epic way possible! 🌍🔥💥 #GreenlandAintGotNothinOnUs

    New Minecraft Server
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  • CraftyCrisisDanemark

    CraftyCrisisDanemark

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    so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, bro. like, you gotta join cuz, like, denmark is in, like, CRISIS mode after a terrible phone call with trump about greenland. like, can you even imagine? it’s, like, so crazy, man. but, like, on this server, we don’t have any trump drama, just good vibes and epic builds. so, like, come join us and escape the chaos of the real world. plus, we have, like, a secret underground base filled with diamonds and unicorns. yeah, you heard me right, UNICORNS. so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and let’s build some crazy stuff together, bro.

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  • GreenlandGriefCraft

    GreenlandGriefCraft

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    so, like, imagine if trump was in minecraft, right? and he’s all like, “yo, danish PM, i want greenland!” and the danish PM is like, “nah bro, greenland is ours.” and trump is all like, “i’ll build a wall around greenland in minecraft and make the danish PM pay for it!”

    if you wanna be part of this crazy world where trump is trying to take over greenland in minecraft, then join our server! build walls, negotiate with other countries, and maybe even start a war over some virtual land! who knows what will happen next in this wild and wacky world of minecraft politics!

    come join us and see if you can help trump conquer greenland in the most ridiculous way possible! it’s gonna be a yuge adventure, believe me!

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  • GreenlandGriefCraft

    GreenlandGriefCraft

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    so, like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, bro. it’s like, the wildest place ever, man. we got pigs flyin’ and cows doin’ backflips. it’s crazy, dude.

    one time, this player built a giant statue of a potato and worshipped it as their god. it was bananas, bro. people were offering sacrifices of chicken nuggets and golden apples.

    and get this, there’s a secret underground lair where players have dance parties with skeletons and zombies. they even have a DJ creeper droppin’ sick beats. it’s lit, fam.

    oh, and did i mention the treasure hunt? players have to find the hidden diamond blocks before the evil llama king steals them all. it’s a race against time, dude.

    so, like, come join the fun, bro. it’s gonna be a blast. plus, you might even run into herobrine sippin’ on a pumpkin spice latte. don’t miss out, man.

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  • NATOcraft: Greenland Edition

    NATOcraft: Greenland Edition

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    LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE GREENLAND BUT BETTER CUZ WE GOT NATO PROTECTION, YO. OUR FINNISH FOREIGN MINISTER IS LIKE THE KING OF MINECRAFT, HE PROTECTS US FROM CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES AND STUFF. JOIN US AND YOU’LL BE SAFER THAN A DIAMOND-CLAD IRON GOLEM. TRUST ME, YOU DON’T WANNA MISS OUT ON THIS EPIC ADVENTURE. LET’S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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  • GreenlandNot4Sale Minecraft Server

    GreenlandNot4Sale Minecraft Server

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    so, like, u know how trump was all like “i wanna buy greenland” and denmark was all like “nah fam, f‑‑‑ off”? well, on this minecraft server, u can be like the danish politician and tell trump to f‑‑‑ off all day long! join us for epic battles, crazy builds, and non-stop laughs. plus, we have a secret underground base where we plot to take over the world (of minecraft, that is). come join the fun and show trump who’s boss! #greenlandnotforsale #minecraftresistance

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  • Greenland Lake Tipping Point

    Greenland Lake Tipping Point

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    Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to our Minecraft server, where things are so lit, even the lakes in West Greenland are getting in on the action! These lakes be like, “Nah, we ain’t just gonna chill and sequester carbon dioxide anymore. We gonna be a source of that sweet greenhouse gas, y’all!”

    Join our server and witness the madness as these lakes go cray-cray and start spewing out carbon dioxide like there’s no tomorrow. It’s like a party in the Arctic, and everyone’s invited! Who needs boring old biogeochemical cycles when you can have lakes causing a 350% increase in greenhouse gas flux? It’s like nature’s own little rave, baby!

    So come on down to our server and experience the wildest climate change you’ve ever seen. Forget about building houses and farming crops – we got lakes turning up the heat and shaking things up. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so grab your pickaxe and get ready to party like it’s the end of the world!

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  • GreenCraft Server: Not American, Just Green!

    GreenCraft Server: Not American, Just Green!

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    so like, u know how greenland is like, tryna be all independent and stuff? well, our minecraft server is like, the perfect place for u to escape from all that political drama, u feel me? join us and build ur own lil virtual greenland where u can be the ruler and make all the decisions, no americans telling u what to do here, just u and ur blocky creations. plus, we have like, secret underground tunnels and hidden treasure chests that u can find if u have the skills to navigate through our crazy world. so come on over and be the master of ur own destiny, just like the greenland pm, but without all the stress and responsibility, u know?

    New Minecraft Server
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  • PermaFrost Party – CO2 Chaos

    PermaFrost Party – CO2 Chaos

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    so, like, have you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is so lit, it’s like, on fire? well, this server is like that, but with a twist. we have a secret underground base where we store all the carbon emissions from the arctic, but guess what? it’s starting to leak out because of all the global heating going on. so now, not only do you get to play minecraft, but you also get to save the planet at the same time. how cool is that? join now and be a part of the most eco-friendly server out there. plus, you might even see a polar bear or two wandering around. it’s like a real-life minecraft adventure, but without the creepers blowing up your house. so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s save the arctic together!

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  • GreenlandSplitCraft

    GreenlandSplitCraft

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    so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can team up with putin and trump to split greenland? well u in luck cuz that’s exactly what this server is all about! imagine building your own secret base in greenland with putin and trump as your neighbors. u can have epic battles with polar bears and mine for diamonds in the icy tundra. plus, there’s a special event where u can ride a polar bear into battle against evil snowmen. so come join us and let’s make greenland great again…or something like that.

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