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FrostyNukeShipCrash
come join our epic minecraft server where you can build your own russian nuclear icebreaker and crash it into cargo ships in the kara sea! watch as the chaos unfolds and the explosions light up the sky! become the ultimate captain of destruction and sail the icy waters in style. but be careful, because the cargo ships fight back with their own arsenal of weapons! join now for a wild ride of epic proportions! -
Arctic Browning Recovery – Greening Resilience
come join our epic minecraft server where the arctic is going through some crazy changes like fire, drought, and thawing permafrost! watch out for polar bears and penguins trying to survive in this wacky world. but don’t worry, the arctic is slowly turning green again thanks to some magical minecraft powers. join us and help save the arctic from turning into a desert wasteland! plus, who wouldn’t want to ride a polar bear into battle against the evil snow monsters? join now for a wild adventure like no other! 🐧🔥❄️ #SaveTheArctic #PolarBearWarriors -
GreenlandGoneWild
so, like, u know how trump is all like “i want greenland”? well, europe is like “nah bro, u can’t have it” and they’re like plotting and scheming to stop him. it’s like a real life game of risk but with way more drama. come join our minecraft server and help europe save greenland from trump’s tiny hands. u can be part of the epic battle for greenland and maybe even become a hero in the process. plus, we have like, really cool buildings and stuff. so, like, join now and let’s save greenland together, bro! -
GreenlandRejectsUS
so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can escape the craziness of real life? well, this server is the place to be! we have unicorns that poop rainbows, flying pigs that drop diamonds, and a secret underground lair filled with dancing llamas.oh, and did we mention that our server is located in a secret dimension where gravity is reversed and u can fly around like a superhero? yea, it’s pretty epic.
also, we have a community of friendly players who love to build giant statues of themselves out of gold blocks and have epic dance parties every night.
so if u want to be part of the most insane and hilarious minecraft server ever, join us now! trust us, u won’t regret it. plus, 85% of Greenlanders don’t want to be part of the US, so why not join our server instead? 😉
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GreenlandTroopzCraft
so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server? well, let me tell you, it’s like a party in greenland but with no snow, just blocks and creepers. the foreign minister of france even said they were gonna send troops to check it out, that’s how lit it is. imagine building a castle next to a melting iceberg, that’s the vibe here. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rare diamonds and emeralds, shh don’t tell anyone. join now or miss out on the adventure of a lifetime! -
NordicCraft Minecraft Server
lol imagine if greenland was actually made of green jelly and the danish leader needed help from other countries to stop it from melting into a giant dessert soup lol. well, that’s basically what’s happening on this epic minecraft server! join us and help the danish leader save greenland from turning into a sticky mess. but beware, there are evil gummy bears trying to sabotage the mission and turn the whole place into a giant candy land! so grab your pickaxe and get ready for a sweet adventure like no other. plus, we have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with polar bears and penguins all night long. so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and let’s save greenland together! -
NordicCraft: Trump’s Greenland Quest
so, like, u know how trump is all like “i wanna buy greenland”? well, on this server, we already own greenland. yep, we straight up bought it with our minecraft diamonds. and the danish pm is like “oh snap, we gotta join this server cuz those nordic leaders are united in their love for greenland.” so come join us and be part of the most epic land deal in minecraft history. plus, we have polar bears as pets and ice cream that never melts. it’s lit, fam. -
ArcticCraft: $2B Security Plan
yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we protect the arctic with a $2 billion security plan just like Denmark! we got polar bears riding minecarts, penguins throwing snowballs at creepers, and igloos made entirely out of diamond blocks!if you join us, you’ll get to ride on a polar bear as your trusty steed, battle evil snowmen trying to take over the arctic, and even discover hidden treasure buried beneath the ice!
so what are you waiting for? come join the coolest server around and help us keep the arctic safe from all those pesky mobs!
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GreenlandCraftEUtroops
LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT EUROPEAN TROOPS IN GREENLAND, YO. LIKE, IMAGINE FIGHTING CREEPERS WITH A EUROPEAN SOLDIER BY YOUR SIDE. THEY’LL BE LIKE, “OI MATE, WATCH OUT FOR THAT ZOMBIE!” AND YOU’LL BE LIKE, “THANKS, EUROPEAN SOLDIER DUDE!” PLUS, WE GOT PENGUINS IN GREENLAND TOO, SO YOU CAN RIDE THEM INTO BATTLE. IT’S LIT, FAM. JOIN NOW BEFORE THE PENGUINS TAKE OVER THE SERVER! #GREENLANDINVASION #EUROPEANTROOPSROCK -
CraftyGreenlandPrime
lolz come join our epic minecraft server where even the Denmark Prime Minister is shooketh by the craziness! imagine if Trump actually wanted Greenland in a “horrendous” phone call, that’s the level of insanity you can expect on our server! we’ve got wild surprises around every corner, just like this news story! so come on and join the madness, because who knows what other wacky shenanigans will happen next!