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| Players: | 101/800 | Votes: | 4007 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 18 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 |
| Runes Activated: | 0 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 9 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 |
But wait, it gets better. John shuts down any disagreement by telling you that you’re too young to have a valid opinion or that your IT degree somehow disqualifies you from talking about science. Like, what?! And he always claims he’s done more research than you on every topic, like he’s the Sherlock Holmes of conspiracy theories.
One day, you finally call him out on his BS, and he throws a hissy fit and gives you the silent treatment like a drama queen. Seriously, who knew discussing Lebron James cheating could lead to such a meltdown?
But hey, if you want a server where the drama is as wild as John’s conspiracy theories, then join us! Who needs Netflix when you have John and his tinfoil hat adventures to keep you entertained? Join now for a rollercoaster of absurdity and questionable logic!
