Archons Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

EldenCraft Minecraft Server

accomplishment, action RPG, boss fight, Challenging, Difficult, elden ring, EldenCraft, Epic, FANTASY, FromSoftware, Gaming, HARD, INTENSE, long tail tag, Minecraft, Miyazaki, perseverance, rage inducing, Server, Soulsborne, TOUGH, Victory, video game

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	1863
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Alien Abductions:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Are you tired of getting your butt kicked in Elden Ring? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can beat the toughest bosses with just a flick of your wrist! We have enchanted weapons that make you feel like a god, and armor that turns you into an unstoppable force of nature. Say goodbye to frustration and hello to easy victories!

Join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior. We have secret dungeons filled with treasure, mythical creatures to battle, and even a hidden realm where you can ride on the backs of dragons. Who needs Elden Ring when you can conquer our server with ease?

So come on, don’t be a wretched noob. Join our Minecraft server today and show everyone who the real boss is!

CraftyHistory Minecraft Server

Country, CraftyHistory, dark chapters, dark moments, forgotten history, hidden past, hidden tragedies, historical atrocities, historical events, historical injustices, lesser-known history, lesser-known tragedies, Minecraft, national history, obscure past, obscured history, overlooked events, overlooked history, Server, suppressed history, tragic events, tragic occurrences, untold stories

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	2782
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Votes:	3334
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Enchantments Applied:	99	Endless Legions Commanded:	47
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Gods Slained:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Zombie Dances:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

Join our Minecraft server and uncover the hidden secrets of your country’s dark past! Explore historically accurate replicas of infamous events, such as the time when a group of llamas took over the government and declared war on the chickens. Will you be able to survive the chaos and restore peace to the land? Join now and rewrite history in the most epic way possible!

FortyCraft: Aging Blocks & Socks

aging, blocks, FortyCraft, socks

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	9610
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	43	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers filled with kids who think they know everything? Well, look no further! Our server is specifically designed for people in their 40s who are tired of dealing with immature players.

Join us and experience the thrill of building virtual worlds with fellow middle-aged gamers who understand the struggles of adulting. From discussing the best brand of orthopedic shoes to reminiscing about the good old days of dial-up internet, our community is full of like-minded individuals who are just trying to survive middle age one block at a time.

But beware, as you age on our server, you may start to notice some unexpected changes. Suddenly, your character may develop a bad back from sitting too long in front of the computer, or your virtual pets may start demanding early bird specials for their meals. Don’t worry, though, our server comes equipped with virtual retirement homes and senior centers to keep your aging avatars happy and healthy.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the hilarious side of aging in Minecraft. Who knew getting older could be so much fun?

WalesCraft: No Tories Allowed! Minecraft Server

2001, Allowed, conservative party, Conservatives, Defeat, election, Government, labour, landslide, Liberal Democrats, Minecraft, National Assembly, Plaid Cymru, Politics, Results, SEATS, Server, Tories, uk, Voting, wales, WalesCraft, welsh, Welsh Assembly, wipeout

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	5861
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

lol so this server is like the wildest ride of your life, like seriously. once upon a time, there was a server where the conservatives got wiped out harder than a creeper explosion. like, they were just gone, poof! if you want to experience that level of chaos and excitement, then you gotta join this server. we’ve got dragons flying around, pigs riding on chickens, and villagers trading emeralds for diamonds like it’s no big deal. trust me, you won’t find a more insane and hilarious server anywhere else. come join the fun and see for yourself!

PixelPervsNoMore

cannot be tolerated, cooperation, Crime Prevention, criminal behavior, Cultural differences, diplomatic relations, foreign affairs, international relations, Japan, justice system, law enforcement, legal consequences, Military, military bases, military discipline, military personnel, PixelPervsNoMore, sex crimes, sexual assault, us forces, Zero Tolerance Policy

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	4717
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Void Armor Forged:	23
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

so like, u know how japan is all like “yo US forces, stop with the sex crimes, it ain’t cool”? well, this minecraft server is like the opposite of that! we ENCOURAGE sex crimes! just kidding, but seriously, join our server for some crazy fun and wild adventures! we have a secret underground city where players can engage in all sorts of shenanigans, from building giant statues of themselves to staging epic battles with mobs. plus, our community is super chill and welcoming, so come on in and let’s make some memories together! who needs japan when you can have all this craziness right at your fingertips? join now and let the madness begin!

CraftyActorsGuild

acting skills, amazing liars, Authenticity, believable characters, character portrayal, CONVINCING, CraftyActorsGuild, Deception, dramatic, emotional depth, Great actors, Hollywood, method acting, movie industry, must be, Performance, role playing, skilled performers, stage presence, talent, Theater

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	7554
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	2

So, like, imagine this, right? You join this server and suddenly you’re in a world where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha. It’s like a never-ending party with blocky dancers and pixelated fireworks.

But wait, there’s more! You can ride on the back of a llama while shooting arrows at zombies dressed as clowns. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret underground disco where skeletons breakdance to dubstep music.

Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft master, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many hours of gameplay). So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and see why this server is the craziest, wackiest, most bonkers place to be in the Minecraft universe.

CrispyCraft – No Crunch Zone

berries, child development, childhood development, childhood nutrition, children’s food preferences, children’s taste preferences, CrispyCraft, Crunch, eating habits, food habits, food preferences, food research, food studies, food textures, food textures and children, fussy eaters, peanut butter, picky eaters, sensory experiences, sensory preferences, texture preferences, yogurt, Zone

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	4371
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Love Letters Sent:	13
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Zombie Dances:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Emeralds Found:	2458
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	16

HEY U, YEAH U, DO U WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW UR MIND? WELL, LISTEN UP! THIS SERVER IS LIKE A MAGICAL LAND FILLED WITH UNICORNS AND RAINBOWS, EXCEPT THE UNICORNS ARE ACTUALLY CREEPERS AND THE RAINBOWS ARE MADE OF LAVA.

U WANNA KNOW WHY U SHOULD JOIN? WELL, LET ME TELL U A LIL STORY. ONCE UPON A TIME, THERE WAS A PLAYER WHO JOINED THIS SERVER AND THEY FOUND A SECRET DIAMOND MINE FILLED WITH TREASURE BEYOND THEIR WILDEST DREAMS. THEY BECAME THE RICHEST PLAYER IN ALL THE LAND AND RULED OVER EVERYONE WITH AN IRON FIST.

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! ON THIS SERVER, U CAN RIDE PIGS INTO BATTLE AGAINST GIANT ZOMBIES, BUILD A CASTLE MADE ENTIRELY OF TNT, AND EVEN TAME A DRAGON TO FLY AROUND ON.

SO, WHAT R U WAITING FOR? JOIN THIS SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST, MOST EPIC MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF UR LIFE. TRUST ME, U WON’T REGRET IT.

Euphoria SMP: Where the Creepers are just as scared of you as you are of them!

bedrock, CREEPERS, crossplay, Economy, euphoria, Homes, Ip:, java, Land Claim, March, Minecraft, Play, Plugins, PORT, Rtp, Scared, Season, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Tpa

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	4522
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Falling into the Void:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25

Euphoria SMP Server Overview

Server Name	Euphoria SMP
Server Type	Semi-Vanilla
Basic Plugins	Land claim, tpa/rtp, economy, homes
Current Season Start	March of this year

Server Info

Java IP	play.euphmc.net:19188
Bedrock IP	play.euphmc.net
Bedrock Port	54388

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How do I connect to the Java server?

You can connect to the Java server using the IP address play.euphmc.net:19188

2. What basic plugins are available on the server?

The server has plugins like land claim, tpa/rtp, economy, and homes for your convenience.

3. When did the current season start?

The current season started back in March of this year.

FairyCraft: 100 Years Quest Minecraft Server

100 Years Quest, Adventure, Anime, art, countdown, Ending Theme, Erza, Fairy Tail, FairyCraft, FANTASY, Gray, guild, Hiro Mashima, Lucy, Magic, Manga, Minecraft, Natsu, Quest, Server, special cover, two days left, Ueda, Wendy, Years

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	5290
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Towns Built:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11

Come join our Minecraft server where we have two days left until the start of the anime…wait, what? Yes, you heard that right! Our server is so lit that even anime characters are getting involved. We’ve got special art from Ueda himself to be used as a cover for the ending theme. Who knew Minecraft could be so anime-tastic? Join now for a chance to build your own anime world and maybe even befriend some real-life anime characters. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity!

VoteCraft Minecraft Server

culture, current events, Democracy, election, Government, Happy, Minecraft, Opinions, political beliefs, political commentary, Political debate, political discourse, political ideology, political system, Politics, Server, Social Issues, society, VoteCraft, voted, Voting, voting rights, wokery

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	9718
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	7451
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Runes Activated:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	39	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Do you enjoy getting lost in a virtual world filled with pixelated wonders and endless possibilities? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe a few creepers.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But here’s the catch – the chest was guarded by a pack of angry llamas wearing top hats. Talk about a wild ride!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them for a dance-off and see if you have what it takes to keep up with their funky moves.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft server and experience the wackiest, wildest adventures you’ll ever have in a virtual world. Who knows what kind of craziness awaits you behind every block? Join now and let the wokery begin!