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WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

alcohol, celebration, college, Communication, Conflict, CONSERVATIVE, culture, Etiquette, Festivities, foreigner, friendship, Gratitude, India, luxury, meat, Minecraft, misunderstanding, Server, Traditions, vacation, Wealthy, Wedding, WeddingCraft

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	6763
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1623	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Dragons Tamed:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! Just like the extravagant Indian wedding without alcohol and meat, our server offers a unique experience that will leave you speechless (and maybe a little cranky like Ethan).

Embark on tailor-made adventures with different dress codes for each day of the week. Enjoy sightseeing tours of our virtual city and indulge in delicious virtual food (sorry, no meat allowed!). Plus, we have personal tailors ready to stitch your in-game outfits for that extra touch of luxury.

But beware, if you can’t handle a dry wedding for a week, you might not survive the craziness of our server. So join now and see if you have what it takes to conquer our epic Minecraft world! And remember, gratitude is key – just ask Ethan.

ChubbyCheeseFamilyFun

Argument, art, Beach, Careful, ChubbyCheeseFamilyFun, daughter’s drawing, de-escalate, emotions, family get together, Friends, hurtful, Insecurity, inspection, Jerk, Ocean, offensive, overweight, palm trees, relationship, sensitivity, sister-in-law

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	3489
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Secret Passages Found:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	86	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Enchantments Applied:	139	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your creativity like never before? Look no further than our server, where even a 6-year-old’s drawings are considered offensive masterpieces!

Join us and experience the thrill of creating art that will make your family members cut ties with you. Drawings so detailed and emotionally charged, they will spark arguments that will last for years to come.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to bring out the insecurities of your loved ones with your art skills. Who knew a simple drawing of a beach scene could cause so much drama? Join our server now and be prepared to have your artwork criticized to the point of family disownment. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

GreenlandCraft Minecraft Server

Arctic resources, buy Greenland, controversial proposal., Danish PM, Danish territory, diplomatic dispute, economic opportunity, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, global politics, Greenland, GreenlandCraft, international relations, Minecraft, Négotiation, political tension, real estate deal, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial acquisition, trump, US president, US-Denmark relations

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	9975
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Potions Brewed:	164	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Votes:	1078	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10

so, like, u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server? well, lemme tell u sumthin, it’s so lit that even trump tried to buy it, not greenland, but our server! he was all like “i need dis server, it’s gonna be huge, believe me!” and the danish PM was like “nah bro, u can’t buy our server, it’s too awesome for u!” so yeah, if u wanna be part of something that even trump wants, join our server now! we got diamond rain, flying pigs, and a secret portal to the nether that leads to a land made entirely of cheese! come on, u know u wanna be a part of this madness! #MakeMinecraftGreatAgain

AI SurveillanceCraft

ai, Artificial Intelligence, Behavior, big brother, billionaire, Citizens, control, data, Ethics, Future, government surveillance, Larry Ellison, Monitoring, privacy, privacy concerns, SECURITY, society, surveillance system, SurveillanceCraft, Technology

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	841
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a billionaire named Larry Ellison who watches over us with his AI surveillance system! he makes sure everyone is on their best behavior so you better not grief or else he will come for you with his army of robot minions! but don’t worry, we also have a secret underground base where we throw wild parties and prank each other with TNT traps! join now for a chance to be part of the craziest minecraft community ever! Larry Ellison is waiting for you to join his virtual utopia!

Farting & Laughing: The Minecraft Server

A Quiet Place, danger, emily blunt, family, FARTING, fear, gender ratio, horror movie, john krasinski, LAUGHING, Men, Minecraft, Monsters, post-apocalyptic, Server, SILENT, Sound, Survival, survival skills, Suspense, Tension, Thriller

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	8171
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	73
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6

come join our minecraft server where the gender ratio is off the charts! we have so many men getting picked off for farting and laughing, it’s a real party up in here! you won’t find a more hilarious and chaotic server anywhere else. join us for a good time and lots of laughs, just watch out for those deadly farts!

ALPINA Geopol

ad astra, Admin Shop hubs, ALPINA, annex more territory, Cannons, chunk claiming/protection, custom-built, efficient modpack, Engineering, Geopol, Immersive Airplanes, Modded, more/Immersive Engineering, period-accurate weaponry, Player Run Economy, simple voice chat, TCAZ mod, Trains

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	1464
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1004	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Dimension Hops:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Welcome to Alpina Geopol Season 1 – Cold War Space Race set in 1958

FRESH 1 WEEK OLD SEASON!

We are a heavily modded geopolitical server with balanced, intentional design and gameplay experiences for every kind of player. We run a 1:1000 scale of a real Earth map – come write your name in our server’s history books!

Playing on Alpina revolves around core goals and interacting with core gameplay mods:

Features	Description
Custom Modpack	Chock-full of exciting mods including Create Mod, trains, cannons, and more/Immersive Engineering
Nations	Join a nation or start your own before joining
Space Race	Be the first nation to get to the moon and beyond with Ad Astra
Warfare	Wage war with period-accurate weaponry and technology from the TCAZ mod
Land Expansion	Expand your land by building in your nation to annex more territory
Trade and Economy	Trade materials, weapons, and energy with other players
Voice Chat	Simple voice chat and chunk claiming/protection for cooperation and land protection

Server IP: Alpina.mc-mods.xyz

Join our Discord Server for more information on mods and our world! We hope to see you soon!

https://discord.gg/H3grjRrqVn

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join a nation?	You can join a nation by checking our claim map channel and making a ticket.
Can I start my own nation?	Yes, you can start your own nation before joining.
How do I participate in the Space Race?	You can participate in the Space Race by being the first nation to get to the moon and beyond with Ad Astra.
Is there a player-run economy?	Yes, there is a player-run economy supplemented by our Admin Shop hubs.

MysticCraft Land 1.21

anti-semitism, belgians, Bigotry, Blaming, Boring, conspiracy theories, discrimination, Everything.., Hate Speech, hateful rhetoric, Historical revisionism, ignorance, intolerance, Jews, Land, MysticCraft, new, prejudice, racism, scapegoating, Stereotypes, Xenophobia

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	5427
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Potions Brewed:	33	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Love Letters Sent:	10
Crops Grown:	1004	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP. Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s because we blame everything on the Belgians! Yeah, forget about those boring old “jews,” we’re all about pointing fingers at the Belgians now. Trust me, it’s a wild ride full of crazy conspiracies and hilarious accusations. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s blame everything on the Belgians together!

StepMomsGamingMCServer

#youtube, Apology, BBC kids channel, Boundaries, Communication, Disney, English teacher, Etiquette, games, installation, kids behavior, LOL game, Manners, Minecraft, Netflix, Parental Responsibility, roblox, slide game, step mother, StepMomsGamingMCServer, tablet

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	609
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Animals Bred:	169	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of having your tablet invaded by a little sis and her friend! But fear not, for on our server, we have a strict no tablet-stealing policy.

Join us for epic adventures and build your own virtual world to escape the chaos of siblings and their friends. Our server is a safe haven for all Minecraft enthusiasts who have had their devices hijacked by tiny tyrants.

So come on over and let off some steam by crafting, mining, and exploring in a world where no one can steal your tablet or install games without permission. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find some virtual revenge by building a fortress to keep out unwanted intruders!

Join us now and let’s show those pesky kids that Minecraft is sacred territory that must be respected at all costs!

YogaCraze30minsLate

AITAH, Argument, Assumptions, baby, coffee, Communication, DAUGHTER, Expectations, free class, Girlfriend, misunderstanding, morning walk, overreacting, Public, stress, Stroll, Support, Time management, yoga, yoga certifications, YogaCraze30minsLate

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	4550
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	88	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes like my girlfriend on the day of her yoga certification class? Look no further! Our server is as unpredictable as her last-minute freak out!

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions just like the car ride to the yoga studio. Will you be crying tears of joy from the fun or tears of frustration from the challenges? Who knows!

Just like my confusion about the timing of the yoga class, you’ll be scratching your head trying to figure out the next move in the game. Will you be early or late to the next big event? Only time will tell!

So come join us on our server where assumptions are key, just like assuming you know what your girlfriend needs without her telling you. It’s a wild ride, just like trying to navigate through her emotional rollercoaster!

Don’t miss out on the drama and excitement, join our server now and experience the chaos for yourself! Who needs yoga when you can stretch your limits in our Minecraft world?

RedditHaterMC SMP

Anonymity, controversial opinions, cyberbullying, DISLIKES, downvoting, echo chambers, hate, hive mind, internet culture, keyboard warriors, Negativity, Online Community, online forums, online hate, reddit, reddit culture, RedditHaterMC, smp, social media, toxic behavior, Trolls

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	4115
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	127
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Star Shards Collected:	200	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the most epic server ever! We have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks. And get this, every time you mine a block, a magical unicorn appears and grants you three wishes! It’s like a dream come true, but in blocky pixel form. Plus, we have a giant chicken that lays golden eggs and a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT. So if you hate boring old Reddit, come join us and experience the insanity for yourself!