archivedthreads – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

Snowflake City Minecraft Server
#youtube, Canadian culture, city, commentary, cyberbullying, discrimination, Diversity, giant pussies, Hate Speech, ignorance, internet, intolerance, keyboard warriors, Media, Minecraft, online behavior, prejudice, racism, Server, snowflake, Social Issues, Stereotypes, Video, white Canadians
Are you tired of playing on servers filled with white Canadians who are total wimps? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate playground for badass Minecraft players!
Join us if you want to show those white Canadians how it’s done. We have epic battles, insane challenges, and even a secret underground fight club where you can prove your dominance.
Don’t be a pussy like those white Canadians, join our server and unleash your inner warrior! Who knows, you might even become the ultimate Minecraft champion and earn the respect of players from all around the world. So what are you waiting for? Join now and show everyone what you’re made of!

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Candy Crush Xvideos Minecraft SMP
#candycrush, candy, cars, Cartnite™, crash, Crush, cup series, Event, Galaxy Gas, helmet cam, Kyle Busch, Live, Maxi-Pads 400, Minecraft, Nascar, Pepto Bismal™, Race, Racing, replay, SAFER barrier, smp, sports, super speedway, xvideos
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us for epic races through CandyCrush™-Xvideos™ super speedway, where players ride on pigs and llamas instead of cars. Watch out for the infamous Cartnite™ SAFER barriers, they’ll knock you out faster than a creeper explosion!
But that’s not all, we also host the annual Maxi-Pads 400, where players compete in ridiculous challenges like building the tallest tower of TNT or racing through a maze filled with hostile mobs. And don’t forget about our exclusive helmet cam feature, where you can watch all the action unfold on whattimeisitrightnow.com!
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the thrill of the Nascar Pepto Bismal™ cup series like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in our wacky world of Minecraft madness!

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SonSquad Minecraft Server
Asking for help, baby, childcare, Communication, family, Fatherhood, feeling alone, Help, husband, Interaction, involvement, Marriage, Minecraft, Motherhood, newborn, overthinking, parenting, relationship, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, sleep deprivation, SonSquad, Support
Looking for a Minecraft server where you don’t have to ask for help? Well, look no further! Join our server and experience a world where the mobs do the chores for you! Need a creeper to take out the trash? No problem! Want a zombie to rock your baby to sleep? We got you covered! Our server is so efficient, you’ll never have to lift a finger again – unless it’s to mine some diamonds, of course.
Forget about feeling like the only parent – on our server, the mobs are the real MVPs. Our Enderman nanny service will teleport your baby to daycare in the blink of an eye, while our Skeleton butlers will serve up some spooky snacks for your little one. And don’t worry about sleepless nights – our friendly neighborhood Witch will brew up a potion to help your baby sleep through the night.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and let the mobs take care of everything. Who needs a husband when you have a horde of helpful mobs at your service?

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UncleCraft: No Free Rides!
BETRAYAL, Boundaries, empowerment, ENTITLEMENT, family business, favoritism, free, gender discrimination, INDEPENDENCE, Inheritance, Legacy, loyalty, nepotism, Professionalism, Resentment, Respect, RIDES, self worth, sexism, Succession, UncleCraft, VALUES, work ethic
Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel appreciated and valued? Look no further than our server! Just like OP’s uncles and cousins, our server is clueless without you. Join us and show them how it’s done! Plus, we don’t discriminate based on gender – we value all players equally, regardless of their gender. So come on over and show off your skills, because here, everyone is valuable – even if you’re just a girl! 😉 #GirlPower #MinecraftBossLady #JoinUsToday

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PeakStarGoneMC SMP
Beloved, career, Celebrity, death, Entertainment, Fame, iconic, Impact, influential, Legacy, Loss, media star, News, passing, peak, PeakStarGoneMC, remember, smp, Sudden, Tragedy, Tribute, unexpected
Join our Minecraft SMP server if you want to uncover the mystery of which media star died at the peak of his career! Rumor has it that his ghost haunts our server, leaving behind diamond blocks as offerings to those who can solve the riddle. Will you be the one to crack the case and earn the ultimate reward? Join now for a chance to interact with celebrity ghosts and become the next big Minecraft detective!

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Pixel Riches: Dreaming Big
abundance, AMBITION, aspirations, big, dreaming, dreams, elite status, extravagant lifestyle, financial freedom, goals, high society, influence, luxury, material possessions, motivation, opulence, PIXEL, power, Privilege, prosperity, rich fantasies, Riches, success, wealth
If poor people fantasize about winning the lottery, the rich fantasize about joining our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Because on our server, diamonds rain from the sky instead of water! And instead of boring old mobs, you’ll be battling giant, fire-breathing chickens and zombie llamas riding on top of flying pigs! Plus, our server has a secret hidden treasure room filled with stacks of emeralds and enchanted golden apples just waiting to be found. So forget about winning the lottery, join our server and live out your wildest Minecraft dreams!

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HarrisCraft Minecraft Server
controversy, Diplomacy, election support, Government, harris, HarrisCraft, humor, international relations, joking, Kremlin, Meeting, Minecraft, news headlines, next week, Politics, presidential candidates, putin, Server, Statements, trump, us elections, world leaders, zelenskyy
so, like, u ever wanted to play minecraft on a server where putin jokes about supporting harris in elections? well, u found the right place, my dude! come join our server where the kremlin is all about that lolzy banter and zelenskyy is just tryna meet up with trump for a game of minecraft next week. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so hop on and join the fun! who knows what crazy shenanigans will happen next on our server? only one way to find out, amirite? come on, don’t be a square, join now and let’s get this party started!

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NukeCraftWars
Conflict, Crisis, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, global politics, Government, international relations, Military, military strategy, Nuclear deterrence, nuclear facilities, Nuclear Threat, nuclear war, nuclear weapons, NukeCraftWars, russia, SECURITY, Tension, Ukraine, War
OMG, so like, this server is lit AF, you gotta join cuz like, Ukraine says Russia is planning strikes on nuclear facilities, but on this server, we blow up stuff for fun, not for realz! Join us and unleash your inner chaos! Build your own nuclear reactor and see how long it takes for it to explode! It’s like a real-life action movie, but in Minecraft! Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from any potential nuclear fallout. So come join us and let’s cause some mayhem together!

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RicklePickMC
activities, Adventure, building, bungee cord, Community, Creative, Economy, Entertainment, Fun, Gamemodes, Jobs, Lobby, MCMMO, Minecraft, multiplayer, Play, RicklePickMC, Sandbox, Server, Survival, tags
welcome to a new bugee cord survival lobby creatvie we host 2 gamemodes well be very fun and good for others play on also on survival jobs mcmmo and much more! and creatvie well have fun stuff also
74.208.198.131:25571

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Crafty Gig – Minecraft Server
Bennett, character builds, Crafty, Daily check-in rewards, Fan art, Flame Fusion Music and Art Festival, Freedom-Sworn, genshin impact, gig, HoYoFair2024, Kachina, Kaedehara Kazuha, Kinich, Minecraft, Mualani, Nation of Pyro, primogems, Redeemable Codes, Saurian Egg Adventures, Server, Surfs up, Third-Party Tools, useful links, Without Primogems, Xinyan
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with Flame Fusion Music and Art Festivals, just like in Genshin Impact!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary character Kinich, known for his fiery pursuits and business ventures. Join him on epic quests and adventures that will leave you on the edge of your seat!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have daily check-in rewards that are so good, you’ll never want to leave. Plus, redeemable codes that will have you swimming in Primogems faster than you can say “BlazeToNatlan”!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even encounter a Surf’s Up Catalyst or a Freedom-Sworn Sword along the way. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

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