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Slutty Villagers Minecraft Server

adultery, breeding, Choices, Commitment, consequences, Decision making, Ethics, family dynamics, Fatherhood, Infidelity, Marriage, Minecraft, morality, Motherhood, parenting, Paternity, raising kids, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, slutty, Trust, uncertainty, villagers

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	5795
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Votes:	8930	Villages Defended:	10
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, things get a little… wild.

Join us and embark on a hilarious journey where you find yourself in a love triangle with three cows. That’s right, you bred one of them and now you have to figure out which one is the baby daddy. Will it be the left cow, the middle cow, or the right cow? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – drama is guaranteed!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a community of mischievous villagers who are always up to no good. From stealing your crops to starting a chicken rebellion, you never know what antics they’ll get up to next.

So why wait? Join our server now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of romance with a cow. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

Bag – Minecraft SMP Blue Archive General

2x Hards, 4koma, Archive, BAG, Balancing Schale’s Books, Binah, Blue, blue archive, Chise, christmas livestream, Commissions, Events, general, General Student Council, Grand Assault, guides, Haruna, hovercraft, Izuna, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mari, Mimori, Minecraft, patch notes, PVs, Resources, Scrimmages, shorts, Side Content, smp, The Fury of Set, Yuuka

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	6020
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the mobs are actually friendly and will trade you diamonds for dirt!

Embark on epic quests like “Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council” and “Grand Assault: Binah (Urban – Torment w/Heavy Armor)” where you’ll face off against the fiercest enemies like the Hovercraft with special armor!

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get a chance to meet Izuna, Chise, and Mimori in their limited edition swimsuits! Who knew they were such fashion icons in the Minecraft world?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life!

British Accent Love Minecraft Server

accent, Admiration, Alluring, attraction, British, british accent, Captivating, Charm, Crush, DATING, Enchanting, English, fascination, infatuation, love, Minecraft, relationships, Romantic, seduction, Server, Speech, Women

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	5447
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Buildings Constructed:	30
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone sounds the same? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a chance to meet and mingle with a whole bunch of lovely ladies with British accents. Who knows, you might just find your Minecraft soulmate!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have mastered the art of building epic structures out of bacon. Join forces with them to create the most delicious and outrageous builds you’ve ever seen.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds at the bottom of our server’s ocean. Dive deep and claim your riches, but watch out for the giant squid who guards the loot!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a chance to find love, build bacon masterpieces, and uncover hidden treasures. It’s a Minecraft experience like no other!

Space Cadet Minecraft SMP

Cadet, Code, coding, coding conventions, coding habits, coding practices, coding standards, computer science, Diversity, indentation, indenting, Minecraft, programming, programming communities, programming culture, Programming Languages, racial stereotypes, smp, Software Development, software engineering, Space, Spaces, Technology, White

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	1423
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Animals Bred:	67
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Ores Mined:	538	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Are you tired of being called a noob for not using 2 spaces to indent your code? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we only accept players who indent their code with 2 spaces! Why, you ask? Because only true gamers know that 2 spaces is the key to unlocking secret cheat codes in Minecraft. Join us and become a coding master in no time!

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is home to the rarest mob in all of Minecraft – the legendary Rainbow Sheep Unicorn! Legend has it that whoever tames this majestic creature will be granted unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear for eternity. Will you be the one to capture the Rainbow Sheep Unicorn and become the richest player on the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the wildest coding and gaming adventure of your life! Remember, real gamers use 2 spaces to indent their code.

⭐❤️⭐HURRY TO GET YOUR DONAT – /FREE ❤️⭐❤️ Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Anarchy, Aternos, Auction, Casino, Cheats, cigarettes, Clans, classic, Dance, Donations, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Empty, Events, Fly, football, Free Admin, Free Donations, Friends, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Hockey, Large Online, Minecraft, Naruto, No Mini-Games, No Registration, No Wipes, Pets, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, Skyblock, Spit, Survival, TNT Run, tops, Transport, Vanilla, weapons, Weddings, Whitelist, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	432
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Dragon Eggs Found:	3422
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

Bedrock > from 1.20.80 to the newest

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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. No donation bytes

3. Friendly admins

4. Constant updates

5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Date head database (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

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Anarchy:

➤ Airdrops

➤ Mystics

➤ Caches

➤ Relics

➤ Spheres

➤ Blocks with private

➤ Items at lvl X

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ Buyer (/seller)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Shop (/shop)

➤ Quests (/quests)

➤ Whales (/kit)

➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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SkyBlock:

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)

➤ Menu (/menu)

➤ Shop (/shop)

mr7.TexRich.ru

Hot Western Vtuber Minecraft Server

Anime, character design, Combo, design, digital avatar, Entertainment, Gaming, gooners, hot, internet celebrity, irys, IRyStocrats, Minecraft, online personality, redesign, Server, streaming, Virtual idol, virtual youtuber, VOICE, Vtuber, vtuber community, Western, Western Vtuber

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	1319
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	32
Emeralds Found:	3597	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	36	Treasure Maps Found:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further, because our server is the craziest place to be! We have IRyS, the hottest western vtuber, as our official mascot. And let me tell you, since her redesign, all the irystocrats have turned into gooners! Join us and become part of this wild transformation – who knows, maybe you’ll become a gooner too! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

Lonely Minecraft SMP Player

difficulty making friends, Emotional support, friendship, introversion, lack of social skills, Loneliness, lonely, mental health, Minecraft, player, self-esteem issues, shyness, smp, social anxiety, social awkwardness, social circles, Social Connections, social exclusion, Social Interaction, social isolation, Social Relationships, societal pressure, solitary lifestyle

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	192
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Are you tired of being a lonely potato in the Minecraft world? Well, fear not, for our server is here to save you from eternal solitude! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about having only one friend or none at all again!

Picture this: you’re wandering the server, minding your own business, when suddenly a wild chicken appears and challenges you to a dance-off. You bust out your best moves and before you know it, you and the chicken are besties for life. That’s the kind of wacky shenanigans you can expect on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party happening every Saturday night, complete with glowstone dance floors and DJ creepers spinning sick beats. Only those brave enough to join our server will have the chance to boogie down with the best of them.

So why settle for a lonely existence when you can join our server and make friends with dancing chickens and party-loving creepers? Say goodbye to solitude and hello to a world of endless fun and friendship. Join us today and let the good times roll!

Soulful Japan Minecraft Server

appreciation, award, Backlash, BIAS, controversy, criticism, Cultural differences, Expectations, fanbase, Gaming Community, goty, Japan, Japanese-developed, Minecraft, Opinions, Preferences, reception, recognition, Server, Soulful, Taste, V, video game

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	6899
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Votes:	3372
Towns Built:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	10

Are you tired of boring, soulless video games winning Game of the Year awards? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise to never let a Japanese-developed game steal the spotlight from our blocky masterpiece. Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while laughing in the face of conventional gaming awards. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself once logged on and built a giant diamond toilet just for laughs. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin!

Pokebig Minecraft SMP: Pokemon Fat and Expansion Thread – Wandering Snivy Couple Edition

art, couple, desuarchive, Drama, drawfriends, Edition, edits, Expansion, fat, greentexts, Lapras, library, Minecraft, OC, Pokebig, Pokegirl, pokemon, Requests, smp, snivy, Stories, Thread, TotT., Trash, wandering, writefriends

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	2509
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Star Shards Collected:	122	Gods Slained:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take Pokemon to a whole new level of thiccness! Join us in our Lardy Lapras Edition, where we embrace the beauty of fat and inflated Pokemon and Pokegirls.

Are you tired of boring old regular-sized Pokemon? Come on over and bring your chunky Charizards, plump Pikachus, and voluptuous Vaporeons. Our server is a safe space for all your inflated fantasies.

Our drawfriends and writefriends are always ready to bring your wildest requests to life. Want to see a Snorlax doing yoga? We got you covered. How about a Jigglypuff on a diet? Not on our watch.

And don’t worry about drama here, we’re too busy admiring the roundness of our Pokemon to start any arguments. So come on in, join the fun, and let’s make Lapras even cuter (and chubbier) together!

Pixel Payouts Minecraft Server

addiction, AMERICANS, Based, compulsive behavior, counseling, financial loss, financial ruin, gambling, gambling addiction, impoverishing, intervention, mental health, millions, Minecraft, Payouts, PIXEL, problem gambling, Recovery, Recovery programs, Rehabilitation, Server, support groups, Therapy, Treatment

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	8157
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Alien Abductions:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the blocks are always stacked and the creepers are always ready to party! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky Endermen).

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. Legend has it that if you bow down to the chicken statue three times, you’ll be blessed with infinite diamonds and a pet unicorn. Crazy, right?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever experience. We’re talking diamond swords, enchanted armor, and more TNT than you can shake a stick at. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve been blown up by a flying pig riding a rocket.

And if you’re feeling a bit more chill, why not join one of our many community events? From build competitions to treasure hunts, there’s always something fun happening on our server. Plus, our resident redstone wizard is always cooking up crazy contraptions that will blow your mind (and maybe your house, too).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and become part of the wackiest, wildest, and most wonderful community in the pixelated universe. Just watch out for those sneaky creepers – they’re always up to no good!