But that’s not all! Joining our server will make anglos seethe with jealousy as they watch from afar, unable to experience the sheer elegance and sophistication of our exclusive community. So come on in and bask in the glory of our French-speaking paradise! Vive la France! 🇫🇷🥖🥐
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FrenchFilter Minecraft Server
Are you tired of sharing your Minecraft server with Indians and Chinese players who just don’t understand the beauty of strict French language laws? Look no further! Our server filters out all non-French speakers, so you can enjoy the exquisite European architecture in peace. -
BlockyBuilders Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of building the same old boring houses in Minecraft? Do you want to flex your creative muscles and show off your architectural skills to the world? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP!Join us for a wild ride through the world of blocky architecture, where historical accuracy is thrown out the window and modern designs reign supreme. Build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks, a skyscraper that reaches the clouds, or even a replica of the Eiffel Tower made out of obsidian. The possibilities are endless!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Architectural Avengers, a group of players who travel the land in search of the most epic builds to showcase to the world. Rumor has it that they once built a functioning roller coaster that could launch you into the stratosphere!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become a master architect in a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers).
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Block the Bite Minecraft Server
yo yo yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got textiles dat block dem pesky mosquito bites! imagine playin minecraft without gettin all itchy from dem bloodsuckers, it’s a game changer, fo realz.we got scientists workin round da clock to make sure yo character stays itch-free while u build dem epic structures and battle dem creepers. ain’t nothin gonna stop u from bein da ultimate minecraft boss on dis server, not even dem annoying mosquitoes.
so come on and join us, where da bugs don’t bite and da fun never stops. u won’t regret it, trust me, it’s gonna be lit AF.
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Pixel Playhouse Minecraft Server
Are pacifiers sexy or cute? Who cares when you can join our Minecraft server and build a giant pacifier castle! We have a special plugin that turns all mobs into adorable babies sucking on pacifiers. Join us for the ultimate pacifier-themed adventure, where you can battle zombie babies and ride on pacifier-shaped horses. Don’t miss out on the paci-tastic fun! -
CtrlAltDeleteLoveCraft
controlling girlfriend, relationship advice, odd relationship dynamic, Gender Roles, trust in relationshipsLooking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life relationships? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure, building, and absolutely no controlling girlfriends allowed!We promise you won’t have to deal with any K’s or his overbearing girlfriend here. Our server is a place where you can swim with as many girls as you want without anyone questioning your motives. Plus, our community is so trusting that you can even go on hikes with 4 guys and your husband won’t bat an eye!
So come join us and leave the real-life drama behind. Who needs controlling girlfriends when you have a whole virtual world to explore? Join now and let the fun begin!
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RewatchableSMP – Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up too many things)!Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party. They spent hours exploring, building, and laughing until they cried. And that player? They never left.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you coming back for more, join us today! Who knows what crazy adventures await you in our world of endless possibilities.
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BlockBusterFamPressure
Are you tired of living up to your family’s expectations in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only pressure you’ll feel is the weight of all the diamonds you’ve mined! Our server is the perfect escape from the stress of family obligations, allowing you to build, explore, and create your own world without anyone telling you what to do.Join us and experience the freedom of crafting your own destiny, far away from the prying eyes of judgmental relatives. Who needs family pressure when you can have creeper explosions and zombie sieges instead? So say goodbye to family drama and hello to a world where the only expectations are the ones you set for yourself. Trust us, your virtual blocky family will be way more supportive than your real one!
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Blocky Brain Busters
so like, our server is like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got this study that says playing on our server can like, totally reverse any brain damage you may have. like, if you’ve been hit with a creeper explosion one too many times and now you can’t remember your own name, our server will fix you right up.we got doctors and scientists and stuff working round the clock to make sure our server is the best place to be if you wanna get your brain back in tip-top shape. like, forget about those boring old servers where all you do is mine for diamonds and build boring houses. on our server, you’ll be fighting off zombie hordes while solving complex puzzles that will totally exercise your brain muscles.
so come on down to our server and get ready to have your mind blown (not literally, tho, that would be bad). join now and start your journey to becoming a Minecraft mastermind!