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UkraineCraft Minecraft Server

500m, Biden administration, Conflict Resolution, defense funding, diplomatic relations, final package, financial support, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, global affairs, government aid, international aid, international relations, military aid, military assistance, military support, Minecraft, political decision, security assistance, Server, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, US-Ukraine relations

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	7186
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Enchantments Applied:	234	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Farms Harvested:	318	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Holy Grails Found:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of joe biden handing out bags of money to ukraine! we got crazy pvp battles where you can fight for your right to get that sweet $500m military aid package! trust us, it’s gonna be a blast! plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds we find in the game. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s make joe biden proud!

KremlinCraft: Trump’s Greenland Quest

Acquisition, Arctic, controversial proposal., denmark, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, Greenland, international relations, Kremlin, KremlinCraft, Monitoring, Politics, Quest, reaction, russia, Statement, strategic interests, territorial disputes, trump, Trumps, united states, world news

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	3534
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

so, like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, you know? like, the Russia’s Kremlin is like, totally watching Trump tryna buy Greenland, but like, forget about that drama and come join our server instead!

we got like, crazy builds that will blow your mind, like a giant potato that shoots lasers or a roller coaster made entirely of cheese.

and get this, our community is like, the coolest bunch of peeps you’ll ever meet. we have parties every night where we all dress up as llamas and dance to disco music.

plus, we have this secret underground bunker where we hide all the rarest items in the game. like, you won’t believe the stuff we have stashed down there.

so, like, forget about politics and come join our server for a wild ride you’ll never forget!

Left in the Dust – Minecraft Server

abandonment, BETRAYAL, betrayal in relationships, dust, emotions, feeling abandoned, feeling betrayed, feeling betrayed by a friend, feeling betrayed by a loved one, feeling betrayed by someone, feeling hurt, feeling hurt by someone, feeling left behind, feeling left out, feeling neglected, friendship, hurt feelings, left, Minecraft, relationships, Server, trust issues, Walking, walking together

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	4455
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	89	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
New Chunks Explored:	189498	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

join our epic minecraft server where we run as fast as the flash and never leave anyone behind, unless they’re a noob, then we leave them in the dust like a piece of old cheese. we have epic quests like finding the golden potato of destiny and battling the evil chicken overlords. our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler, so come join us and never feel betrayed again, unless you steal someone’s diamonds, then you’re on your own, buddy. come join the madness and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

Nano Plastics R Us

Behavior, brain development, brain function, dopamine system, environmental impact, environmental pollution, Mice, microplastics, Nano, Nanoparticle exposure, nanoplastics, nanoplastics effects, neurobehavioral changes, neurodevelopmental disorders, Neurotoxicity, plastic particles, plastic pollution, Plastics, social adaptation, study, toxicology

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	3363
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Secret Passages Found:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

u ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that makes u feel like u have brain damage? well, do we have the server for u! come join us where nanoplastics are found to disrupt dopamine system and social adaptation! our tiny plastic particles will make u question reality and your very existence in the Minecraft world.

we have mice conducting studies on how these nanoplastics alter brain development and behavior, so u know it’s gonna be a wild ride! join us for a server experience like no other, where u never know what’s real and what’s just a plastic-induced hallucination. come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let the nanoplastics take over your Minecraft world!

Virtual Space Odyssey 1.20.6

1.20.6, Anime, cringe, cringeworthy, digital entertainment, Fans, Gaming, internet culture, internet subculture, Japanese pop culture, niche fandom, Obsession, odyssey, online behavior, Online Community, otaku culture, social awkwardness, social media, Space, virtual, virtual avatars, virtual personalities, virtual reality, Vtuber

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	4729
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Towns Built:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	275	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	46	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Love Letters Sent:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Zombie Dances:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	12

OMG, like, have you heard about this Minecraft server? It’s like, totally epic and full of vtuber fans! But don’t worry, they’re not cringe here, they’re actually super cool and funny.

Join this server if you want to build a giant statue of your favorite vtuber out of diamonds and obsidian.

Plus, there are special events where you can compete in virtual idol singing competitions with other players. It’s like American Idol, but with blocky graphics and creepers trying to blow you up.

And the best part? You can even design your own vtuber skin and show it off to all your new friends. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get weird together!

BdayMealMixUp Minecraft Server

AUTHORITY, BdayMealMixUp, birthday celebration, birthday disappointment, birthday meal, birthday present, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, dinner plans, emotional manipulation, family dynamics, family expectations, family traditions, Manipulation, Minecraft, people pleaser, restaurant reservation, Server, ungrateful, Upset, working on birthday

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	1891
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Towns Built:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	36
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there!

Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while dodging exploding creepers and battling giant spiders. But that’s not all – we have a special event where every player gets a pet dragon to ride around the server! Who needs a horse when you can fly on a dragon, am I right?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds waiting to be discovered. Rumor has it, only the bravest and most skilled players can find it!

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Don’t miss out on all the fun and excitement – join us today!

DaddyDaycareCraft

Accountability, blended family, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, DaddyDaycareCraft, discipline, exaggeration, family, Frustration, Honesty, lying.., parenting, RESPONSIBILITY, STEPDAUGHTER, Support, Therapy, Trust, trust issues

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	4047
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Villages Defended:	17	Mines Excavated:	2421
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	52
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Zombie Dances:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Are you tired of dealing with habitual liars in your life? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our server is filled with adventure, creativity, and most importantly, no lying stepdaughters causing chaos.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without worrying about someone smearing dish soap all over the bathroom. Explore vast landscapes without the fear of getting lost for 6 hours like searching for a missing stepdaughter.

Join us and leave the real world behind, where appendicitis scares and exaggerated stomach pains are a thing of the past. Let your creativity run wild without the stress of dealing with family drama.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to the madness of everyday life. You deserve a break from the craziness, and we’ve got the perfect virtual escape for you!

BeatBlock Minecraft SMP

amazon music, apple music, audio quality, BeatBlock, curated content, Deezer, Google Play Music, Minecraft, music discovery, music library, music platform, music recommendations, offline listening, PANDORA, personalized playlists, smp, soundcloud, spotify, streaming, subscription services, Tidal, user interface, youtube music

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	8571
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Gods Slained:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you just gotta join, like seriously bro, it’s lit AF. So like, imagine this, you log on and you’re greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig, like what even bro, it’s wild. And then you see this massive castle made entirely out of diamonds, like who even has that many diamonds, am I right?

But wait, it gets even crazier. There’s this secret underground lair where all the players go to have epic dance parties, like we’re talking disco balls, lava pits, the whole shebang. And the best part? The DJ is a creeper wearing sunglasses, like how cool is that?

Oh, and did I mention the flying llamas? Yeah, that’s right, you can ride a llama through the sky while shooting fireworks out of a bow and arrow. It’s like a dream come true, bro.

So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane, chaotic, and downright hilarious Minecraft SMP server ever, hit me up and I’ll send you the deets. Trust me, you won’t regret it, bro.

BlockbusterCraft

BlockBusterCraft, cinema favorites, essential movies, favorite movies, film must-sees., film recommendations, movie bucket list, movie list, movie must haves, movie suggestions, must see cinema, must see classics, must see films, must see flicks, must see list, must see movies, must watch cinema, must watch films, must watch list, must-watch movies, top movies

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	8311
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	23	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Dragons Tamed:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Are you tired of boring old movie nights? Well, come join our Minecraft server and experience movie magic like never before! Our server is equipped with a state-of-the-art movie theater where you can watch all your favorite films in blocky, pixelated glory. But here’s the twist – all the movies are acted out by our resident group of chickens! That’s right, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken version of Titanic or The Avengers. So grab some popcorn (or seeds for the chickens) and get ready for a cinematic experience like no other!

FarRightCraft: Musk’s Election Mischief

+x, angst, controversial, Democracy, election, election meddling, elon musk, extremism, far right, FarRightCraft, foreign interference, German far-right leader, germany, Government, host, influence, Manipulation, Mischief, Musk, Musks, Politics, Propaganda, social media, Technology

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	7189
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Mines Excavated:	2823	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

so like, u know how elon musk is like, all cool and stuff with his teslas and rockets? well guess what, he’s gonna host this german far-right leader on our server, like what even? it’s gonna be so wild, like election meddling in minecraft, who woulda thought? join us for the chaos and drama, it’s gonna be a ride you won’t wanna miss. plus, we have like, the best pixel art of elon musk riding a rocket, it’s epic. come join the fun and see what all the fuss is about!