ARCHEZ – SERENITY Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyKim’sDeportationSaga

copyright case, copyright infringement, court ruling, CraftyKimsDeportationSaga, criminal charges, deportation, digital rights, extradition, extradition treaty, internet entrepreneur, Internet freedom, judicial process, Kim Dotcom, legal battle, legal dispute, legal proceedings, Legal System, megaupload, new zealand, online piracy, US

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	4044
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	179
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Enchantments Applied:	188	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

so like, have you heard about this server where Kim Dotcom is like, the owner or something? yeah, he lost this super long fight to stay in New Zealand and now he’s like, “fine, i’ll just go run this epic Minecraft server instead.”

apparently, if you join this server, you get to play with Kim Dotcom himself and he’ll give you all these crazy perks like diamond armor that makes you invincible or a pet creeper that explodes rainbows instead of blowing up your house.

oh, and get this – there’s a secret underground base on the server where Kim Dotcom keeps all his rarest items and if you find it, you get to keep everything inside. but be careful, because there are traps everywhere and you might end up getting squished by a giant block of obsidian or something.

so yeah, if you’re looking for a wild time in Minecraft and want to hang out with the infamous Kim Dotcom, then you gotta join this server ASAP. who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this wacky world!

RoboZombieCraft

ai, Apocalypse, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, Consciousness, Dystopia, Ethics, ethics of AI, existentialism, Future, machine learning, Philosophical, philosophy, robot uprising, Robots, RoboZombieCraft, science fiction, technological singularity, Technology, uprising, zombie apocalypse

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	9947
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	42	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business in the minecraft world, building your little house and mining for diamonds, when suddenly, BAM! a whole army of robots start taking over the server. but get this, they’re not just any robots, they’re like, philosophical zombies or something. they can’t even think, man. it’s like a total robot uprising, but with a twist.

you gotta join this server, dude. it’s like nothing you’ve ever seen before. you’ll be fighting off hordes of mindless robots while trying to survive in this crazy post-apocalyptic world. but hey, at least you’ll have some epic loot to show for it, right?

so come on, join us on this insane adventure. who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to save the minecraft world from the philosophical zombie apocalypse. or maybe you’ll just end up getting blown up by a rogue robot. either way, it’ll be one heck of a ride.

Prosper SMP: Where even creepers know it’s not wise to blow up a builder’s masterpiece.

anarchy server, BLOW, build projects, Builders, Community, CREEPERS, Dedicated, discord server, friendly community, Griefers, hackers, ideals, join Discord, Masterpiece, Mature, minecraft server, new members, Prosper, respectful, rules, share similar interests, smp, Survival, Variety of Games, Welcoming, Wise

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	3697
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8465	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Tired of your smp’s dying off? Well this one never will and hasn’t for the past few years as the community has stuck together because of our shared interest in minecraft but also because we have created a discord server that encourages playing a variety of games with other community members.
Minecraft will always be the center of it all so come check out our discord and minecraft smp! We are very welcoming to new members! We are looking to build our community with dedicated players who share similar interests and ideals.
Major build projects underway all the time, and we have a friendly and mature community!
We are pretty light on rules but we don’t tolerate clowns. Not an anarchy server though so no hackers or griefers are allowed. So be respectful to other players and you will be fine!
All members must join the discord to join the minecraft server. Discord Link

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Are new members welcome?	Yes, we are very welcoming to new members!
Are hackers and griefers allowed on the server?	No, hackers and griefers are not allowed. Be respectful to other players.
What is the discord server link?	You can join our discord server using this link: Discord Link

DustSettled Minecraft Server

(Audio), amplifier, dust, DustSettled, enjoyment, Entertainment, Fun, headphones, hi-fi, high quality, Immersive, leisure, Minecraft, Music, Relaxation, Rush, Server, Settled, Sound, speakers, Stereo, System, Technology

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	8397
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Enchantments Applied:	79	Mines Excavated:	3832
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Love Letters Sent:	10
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride on a rainbow made of diamonds! Join us for the most epic, hilarious, and downright wacky adventures you’ll ever experience in the world of Minecraft.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. They partied all night long, grooving to the beat of exploding blocks and sparkly potions. It was a night to remember, and the player never looked at creepers the same way again.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out in epic duels. The winner gets a crown made of golden feathers and bragging rights for eternity.

So, if you’re ready to embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life, join our server now! Who knows what kind of shenanigans and tomfoolery you’ll get into next? Hi fi rush fun awaits you!

PAWGmaniac Minecraft SMP

attractive, big butt, booty call, casual encounter, Caucasian, curvy, desire, fwb, hookup, Lust, man, Minecraft, no strings attached, nsa, one night stand, passionate encounter, PAWG, PAWGmaniac, Physical attraction, sex, smp, Thick, White girl

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	5082
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Chimeras Created:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Void Gems Collected:	31

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to find love in the most unexpected places, like a PAWG man who’s looking for a good time. Who knows, you might just find your Minecraft soulmate while building a castle together!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to mythical creatures like flying pigs and dancing llamas. You never know what kind of adventure awaits you around every corner!

So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. Who knows, you might just find more than just diamonds in this crazy world of Minecraft!

SnacklessCraftEDrama

aita, anorexia, apples, baby carrots, Bananas, breakfast sandwiches, burritos, Cheese, CHIPS, corn kernels, cucumbers, ED, GRAPES, Healthy Eating, Heart Disease, home cooking, Hot Pockets, Hummus, mandarins, PCOS, Peaches, Popcorn, samosas, sandwich fillings, sauces, SnacklessCraftEDrama, SNACKS, Strawberries, Sugar, taco bowls, type 2 diabetes, veggies, yogurt

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	7882
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Wilderness Tamed:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Animals Bred:	84	Mines Excavated:	2600

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to trigger your hunger for adventure and fun! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy builds and epic battles.

Just like the OP’s niece, you’ll find yourself struggling to resist the temptation of our snack drawer filled with virtual cheese, mandarins, and even homemade burritos. But don’t worry, we won’t judge you for indulging in our endless supply of digital treats.

Forget about boring old packaged snacks, on our server, you’ll only find the freshest fruits, veggies, and even hot pockets ready to be microwaved to perfection. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, dive into our pantry full of plain salt chips and corn kernels for stovetop popcorn like you’ve never experienced before.

So why wait? Join us now and prove to your family that you’re not the AH for enjoying a healthy snack-filled adventure on our Minecraft server!

KurskBridgeGoneLOL

border region, bridge destruction, Conflict, defense tactics, eastern europe, geopolitical conflict, infrastructure damage, international news, Kursk region, KurskBridgeGoneLOL, Military Action, military operation, military strategy, political tension, regional impact, security concerns, strategic target, transportation disruption, Ukraine, Ukraine-Russia relations, war zone

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	8200
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Ores Mined:	2778
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	21

yo, so like, this minecraft server is so lit that even Ukraine be tryna destroy bridges to stop peeps from joining! they know our server is so fire that they gotta resort to extreme measures. but don’t worry, we got plenty of other bridges for you to cross and join the madness. come on over and build with us, just watch out for any angry Ukrainians trying to take us down!

HeartburnCraft – Beware of spicy adventures! Java 1.20.2+. No resets or griefing. Come join the fiery fun with 15+ online!

1.20.2, Active, Adventures, BEWARE, command, Coreprotect, Difficulty, Discord, Economy, fiery, Fun, Griefing, HeartburnCraft, InventorySaver, java, Join, Land claiming, Leaderboards, Level-up system, Map, Marriage, ONLINE, Pet system, Purpur, Resets, Resource, ryzen, smp, spicy, Website, zero tolerance

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	935
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Enchantments Applied:	157
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3

HearthCraft Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Server Type	No-griefing economy SMP
Pay-to-win	0% pay-to-win store
Established	October 2018
World Reset	Never. World dates back to July 2019
Resource Worlds	Resets monthly
Live Map	Live Map

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Is there pay-to-win on HearthCraft?

A: No, there is a 0% pay-to-win store on the server.

Q: Do you have a server reset schedule?

A: The server will never reset. Ever. The world dates back to July 2019.

Q: What plugins does the server use?

A: HearthCraft uses Purpur, CoreProtect, and mcMMO among others.

Q: Is there a limit on automatic farms?

A: No, there are no automatic farm limitations such as mob stackers or entity cullers.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can connect to play.hearthcraft.net using your Minecraft client.

Robbie’s SnowyCraft Server

beauty standards, controversial, cultural appropriation, discrimination, Diversity, ethnicity, internet culture, Jewish women, memes, offensive, post pro, Race, Robbie edition, Robbies, seethe, Server, SnowyCraft, social media, Stereotypes, third worlders, Thread, trolling, white beauty

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	6869
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7050	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t cater to your love of controversial memes? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all your pro white beauty meme needs. We guarantee that our memes will make third worlders and Jewish women seethe with anger, giving you the ultimate satisfaction. Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous memes and hilarious banter. Who knew Minecraft could be so spicy? Join now and prepare to laugh until your sides hurt!

Minecraft SMP: StegoSassSaturday – Smug Stego Daughter Edition

Aggie, Anon, AO3 page, Archive, art, Blender models, Cynthia scams, DAUGHTER, Downloads, Edition, Fang board playlists, FICS, Greentext Mega, Guide, Low Poly models, Minecraft, Mods, Previous thread, smp, smug, smug stego daughter, Snoot AI Chatbots, snoot archive, Snoot Game, Snootboorus, Stego, StegoSassSaturday, thread archives, tq, Wani Hug That Gator

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	8187
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Divine Spears Created:	23
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join now for a chance to hug a gator in-game at hugthegator.xyz (yes, you read that right). Our server is so wild, even the AI chatbots are getting in on the action. Plus, we have a whole archive of fics and art dedicated to our server, including a Snootbooru and Snoot fic spreadsheet. And don’t forget about our ridiculous mods, like the Low Poly models that will make your jaw drop. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin!