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NeanderthalCareServer

Ancient, anthropology, archaic human, caregiving, child, compassion, Compassionate, Down’s syndrome, Evolution, extinct species, findings, genetics, History, human evolution, neanderthal, NeanderthalCareServer, prehistoric, research, special needs, study, Survival

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	212
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Love Letters Sent:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	50
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2

Yo, ever heard of a Minecraft server where Neanderthal kids with Down’s syndrome not only survive, but thrive until they’re six years old? Yeah, that’s right, our server is so lit that even ancient hominids are living their best lives here. Join us for some compassionate caregiving and insane survival skills – who knows, you might even learn a thing or two from our prehistoric pals. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and see what all the hype is about!

EternalCraft

endless life, eternal being, eternal existence, eternal life, eternal lifespan, eternal living, eternal living dream, eternal youth, EternalCraft, Forever Young, IMMORTALITY, immortality desire, immortality dream, immortality fantasy, immortality wish, living eternally, living forever, Longevity, never aging, never dying, never-ending life

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	5897
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	15
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Join our Minecraft server and find out! We have a secret potion that will grant you eternal life in the game. Imagine never having to worry about respawning or losing your items again! Plus, we have a hidden realm filled with unicorns and rainbows that only the bravest players can discover. So come join us and become immortal in the most epic way possible!

Pixelated POWs Minecraft Server

eastern europe, emaciated bodies, horrifying condition, human rights violations, humanitarian crisis, international law, Minecraft, pixelated, political conflict, PoWs, prisoner abuse, prisoner conditions, prisoner health, prisoner mistreatment, prisoner release, prisoner treatment, prisoner welfare, russian aggression, Server, ukraine conflict, Ukrainian military, Ukrainian prisoners of war, war atrocities, War Crimes

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	3202
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7

lol come join our minecraft server, where we treat our players better than those ukrainian prisoners of war! we promise you won’t end up looking like them, unless you want to cuz roleplay is encouraged here! build your own prison camp or just chill in our luxurious pixelated world. we have emaciated bodies too but only cuz we’ve been grinding for diamonds non-stop. join now for a horrifyingly good time!

PuppyPvP: Doggone Dangerous Gaza Fun

animal cruelty, Attack, brutality, combat dog, Conflict, Dangerous, death, doggone, extremism, Fun, gaza, Hamas, idf, Insurgency, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Palestinian, PuppyPvP, SECURITY, Terrorism, Troops, violence, War

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	869
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	6468	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Yo, you gotta join this server, man! We got crazier stuff happenin’ than Hamas killin’ IDF combat dogs and riggin’ ’em to kill troops in Gaza! Like, we got pigs flyin’ around shootin’ laser beams outta their eyes, and creepers wearin’ top hats and monocles. Plus, our admin is a literal unicorn who grants wishes to anyone who finds the magical rainbow block. So come on and join the fun, before the chickens start a revolution and take over the server!

PantsPoopInterviewCraft

awkward interviews, awkward situations, bathroom emergencies, Career Advice, embarrassing moments, funny stories, Interview Tips, job hunting, Job Interview, job interview anecdotes, job interview etiquette, job interview experiences, job interview fails, job interview horror stories, job interview nerves, job interview preparation, Job Search, PantsPoopInterviewCraft, poop humor, poop jokes, workplace mishaps

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	3548
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

yo, you gotta join this epic minecraft server, cuz like, BILLIONS of people have had BILLIONS of job interviews and it’s like, a GUARANTEE that this server will give you the skills to ace any interview in real life. like, you’ll be so good at talking that you’ll charm your way into any job, even if it’s for a professional unicorn wrangler or a professional pizza taster. plus, rumor has it that if you reach level 100, you’ll unlock a secret portal to a land made entirely of cheese. so like, come join us and level up your interview game while exploring the cheesiest land ever!

AutisticCraft: Detail-Oriented Creativity

attention to detail, autism, autistic traits, AutisticCraft, behavioral traits, children, cognitive abilities, cognitive development., Communication, creativity, DetailOriented, developmental disorders, education, learning differences, neurodevelopmental, neurodiversity, Psychology, research, Social Skills, special needs, spectrum disorder, study

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	8244
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Animals Bred:	99
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

So like, this server is like, totally the place to be if you wanna unleash your inner creativity and attention to detail! We got like, magical unicorns roaming around and rainbow sheep that poop out diamonds. And get this, the trees are made of cotton candy and the water is actually soda pop!

Join us and let your imagination run wild as you build epic castles, crazy roller coasters, and pixel art masterpieces that will blow everyone’s minds. Plus, rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a secret underground world filled with talking animals and treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

So come on, join us on this wacky adventure and show off your mad skills while making new friends who are just as weird and wonderful as you are. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Populate This Minecraft Server

argentina, BROWN, cultural change, demographic shift, economic impact, European, GATES, Globalization, historical context, immigration, Irredeemable, Menem government, migration patterns, Minecraft, neoliberal, political consequences, Populate, population replacement, racial diversity, Server, shithole, Social Issues, societal transformation

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	5925
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	45	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Magic Items Found:	6927	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Endless Night Skies:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to replace the population faster than Argentina went from mostly European to a “brown irredeemable shithole” in just 30 years! Our server is so fast-paced, you’ll be meeting new players and making new friends quicker than you can say “neoliberal Menem government.”

Join us for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life, where the only thing faster than our population turnover rate is the speed at which you’ll be building epic structures and battling mobs. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be a part of our crazy community, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and see for yourself why we’re the talk of the Minecraft world. Who knew replacing a population could be so much fun?

HoloCraft Minecraft Server

Anime, COSPLAY, digital content, Entertainment, Event, futuristic, Gaming, HoloCraft, Holograms, Hololives, Immersive, Interactive, Japan Expo, Japanese culture, Live streaming, Minecraft, online experience, production, Server, Technology, virtual idols, virtual reality, virtual world

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	1623
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Farms Harvested:	730	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	New Chunks Explored:	738993

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with exploding pigs, flying llamas, and dancing creepers!

Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that if you can find and tame the Diamond Chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the infamous Taco Village, where villagers trade emeralds for delicious tacos made by none other than the Taco King himself. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco where skeletons and zombies bust a move to the latest Minecraft hits!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just click the link and prepare to be amazed: https://x.com/japanexpo/status/1798648853039866179

Fiancée DramaCraft

AITAH, alcohol, anger, Best Friend, bridal party, Bridesmaid, concerns, DISRESPECTFUL, DramaCraft, ENGAGEMENT, fiancée, Friend, gambling, Guilt, Incident, INPUT, Issues, Lies, stable job, Support, Wedding

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	9049
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Secret Passages Found:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

Are you tired of dealing with drama in your real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about bridesmaids drama like this poor 27F. Instead, you can focus on building the Minecraft castle of your dreams without any toxic relationships holding you back.

Forget about unstable jobs and borrowing money for alcohol and gambling, on our server, the only currency is diamonds and the only job you need is to have fun!

Join us now and escape the real world drama for a world of endless possibilities in Minecraft! Who needs a bridesmaid dress when you can have a diamond armor set instead?

DreamCraft WetWorks

arousal, BIZARRE, bizarre fantasies, dream analysis, dream interpretation, DreamCraft, erotic dream, FANTASY, Kinky, nocturnal emission, Psychological, sexual fantasy, Sleep, strange, subconscious, surreal, taboo, UNUSUAL, unusual desires, weird, wet dream, WetWorks

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	532
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Holy Grails Found:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where your wildest wet dreams come true! Imagine a world where pigs can fly, creepers are actually friendly, and you can ride on the back of a giant chicken as it soars through the sky.

Join our server and experience the craziest adventures you never knew you needed. Build a castle made entirely of cake, battle against an army of evil bunnies, or even embark on a quest to find the mythical unicorn horn. The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility).

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let your weirdest wet dreams become a reality in the most absurd Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

GazaGenocideCraft Server

Asylum, Conflict, crisis management., Diplomacy, gaza, GazaGenocideCraft, Genocide, global affairs, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, humanitarian crisis, immigration, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, MILLION, Politics, Refugees, Request, Server, spain, War

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	1129
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Zombie Dances:	9	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	386
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	69

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT 2 MILLION SPOTS OPEN FOR ASYLUM SEEKERS FROM SPAIN! WE ALSO ACCUSE ISRAEL OF “GENOCIDE” IN GAZA BUT DON’T WORRY, WE GOT BLOCKS TO BUILD A WALL TO KEEP THEM OUT! COME JOIN THE CHAOS AND MAYHEM, IT’S GONNA BE LIT! #BLOCKSNOTBOMBS #WALLSARELIFE #MINECRAFTDRAMA