Archaic MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

EstateAgentEnderman – Minecraft SMP

Technology, Extinction, customer service, innovation, Adaptability

OMG guys, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft SMP? It’s like, the most lit server ever, like seriously. So, like, imagine this, right? You spawn in and you’re surrounded by all these real estate agents trying to sell you virtual land in Minecraft. Like, why do we need real estate agents in a virtual world, am I right?

But wait, it gets even crazier. These real estate agents are actually secret spies working for the government to gather intel on all the players in the server. They’re like, double agents or something. And if you don’t buy land from them, they’ll unleash a horde of zombie villagers on your base. It’s like, so intense.

But don’t worry, there’s a group of rogue players who are fighting back against the real estate agents. They’re like, the resistance or something. They’re building secret underground bases and using redstone contraptions to outsmart the agents. It’s like a real-life spy movie, but in Minecraft.

So yeah, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft SMP with real estate agents, spies, and underground bases, you gotta join this server. It’s like nothing you’ve ever seen before, trust me. Just watch out for those zombie villagers, they’re no joke.

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BoomerCraft SMP

retrograde, behindhand, regressive, out of touch, disconnected

OMG you guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP server, like seriously, it’s the most lit place to be right now! We have like, diamond armor giveaways every hour and our spawn is literally made out of gold blocks. And get this, the owner is a real-life wizard who can summon dragons to protect us from griefers.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where we host dance parties with villagers and even have a pet creeper that tells jokes. And don’t even get me started on our custom plugins, like one that turns all the pigs into flying unicorns.

So if you want to join a server that’s as crazy as a llama on caffeine, then come join us and experience the most wacky and wild adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft! Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, stay far away.

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BralessCraft Minecraft Server

braless, Minecraft, OFFENDED, UNCOMFORTABLE, movies

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can be as braless as you want without any judgment! Join us for a wild time filled with home deliveries and scandalous interactions with delivery guys. Who knows, maybe one of them will try to “push his way in” to our server next time! But don’t worry, we have plenty of psychos and movie villains to keep things interesting. So come on in, let’s see what crazy adventures await in this braless wonderland!

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BoomerCraft Minecraft Server

Archaic, behind the times, narrow minded, antiquated, disconnected

Are you tired of hearing people say ridiculous things like “water is wet” or “the earth is round”? Well, we’ve got the perfect escape for you on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride of out-of-touch hilarity where the only rule is to embrace the absurdity.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a talking cow appears and challenges you to a dance-off. Or maybe you stumble upon a village where the villagers communicate solely through interpretive dance. The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many creepers).

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you ride a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens or build a giant statue of a potato in the middle of a volcano? Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to a game of rock-paper-scissors.

So if you’re ready to leave reality behind and dive headfirst into a world of pure chaos and hilarity, then come join us on our Minecraft server. Who knows what out-of-touch adventures await you!

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GrandmaGoneTil6mos

post partum psychosis, GrandmaGoneTil6mos, family dynamics, Boundaries, Boundary

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama and chaos of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any toxic monsters trying to deprive you of fun!

Join us and leave behind the MIL drama, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be battling is creepers and zombies. No need to worry about someone throwing out your hard-earned loot or sending back your epic builds – it’s all about peace and creativity here!

So come on over and join us for a stress-free gaming experience. Build your dream world without any interference from unwanted guests – unless they’re friendly players looking to team up and conquer the virtual realm together. See you in-game!

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TrumpCraft2020

opinionated, opinion, current events, controversy, attorney general

Are you tired of living in a world where only the President and Attorney General can speak for “what the law is”? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, the only law is having a good time! Join us and escape the tyranny of real life politics by building, exploring, and battling creepers with your fellow players.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to train the next generation of world leaders. So who knows, maybe by joining us, you’ll be one step closer to becoming the President yourself!

So come on down to our server and let your imagination run wild. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this virtual world where the only rule is to have fun!

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BritBlockArmy: Deploy & Conquer!

defense forces, Ukraine, soldiers, Deploy, Ready

so, liek, imagine if the british army was, liek, totally into minecraft, ya know? they would be, liek, soooo ready to deploy to this epic server if they were ordered to! imagine the chaos and destruction they could bring to the virtual world, all in the name of fun and games!

join this server and witness the british army in all their pixelated glory, ready to take on any challenge that comes their way. from building epic castles to engaging in intense pvp battles, this server has it all. and who knows, maybe you’ll even catch a glimpse of the queen herself, mining for diamonds like a pro.

so come on, join the madness and see what the british army is truly capable of in the world of minecraft. just be prepared for some serious shenanigans and a whole lot of laughs along the way. trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this epic adventure!

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Pixel Pudgy Pals Server

trends, poor diet, Healthcare, Europe, Lifestyle

LOL, u know what’s not declining? the fun on our minecraft server! come join us for a wild ride through blocky adventures and craziness. we got pigs flying, creepers dancing, and zombies doing the cha-cha slide.

we promise u won’t be bored cuz we have the craziest mini-games and challenges that will make u laugh until u pee your pants. plus, our community is so lit, u won’t wanna leave.

forget about life expectancy growth, come join our server and live forever in the land of blocks and endless fun. who needs Norway when u can have our server? join now and let’s get this party started! 🎉🐷🕺🧟‍♂️

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Shadow Stitched 1.20.1

Fabric, stitching, hobby, Stitched, design

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! If you ain’t on this Minecraft server, you’re missing out on a whole lot of epicness! We got more ebony than a goth’s wardrobe, so you know it’s gonna be lit AF! Join us and experience the dark side of Minecraft like never before!

We’ve got mobs so spooky, they’ll make you pee your pixelated pants! And our PvP battles are more intense than a creeper explosion in your face! Plus, our community is tighter than a villager’s budget – you’ll make friends for life (or until they steal your diamonds, lol)!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and dive into the abyss of awesomeness! Trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun, amirite?)!

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CussCraft: Fair Game Edition

long-term relationships, disrespectful behavior., video call etiquette, CussCraft, expressing emotions

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with love, betrayal, and curse words!

Experience the thrill of a long-distance relationship with our unique gameplay where you can team up with your boyfriend and his best friend. Will you stay up late on video calls or will you fall asleep and face the consequences?

Watch out for unexpected twists and turns as you navigate through the challenges of maintaining a virtual relationship. Will you stand your ground against abusive language or will you join in on the cursing fun?

Join now and unleash your inner drama queen on our server. Remember, love hurts, but Minecraft drama is forever!

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