archaeology Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Aqua & Gruel: Neolithic Noms

agriculture, Ancient, Aqua, archaeology, Bread, Cooking, Culinary, diet, discoveries, Early Neolithic, Farmers, Food, grains, gruel, History, Meal, Neolithic, Noms, nutrition, research, Scandinavia, Scandinavian culture, Water

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	4804
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Meteorites Collected:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	1

hey u! ya u, lookin for a wild ride in minecraft? well u gotta join this server cuz we got WATER AND GRUEL – NOT BREAD! that’s right, we’re all about that neolithic farmer diet up in here.

imagine chowin down on some gruel while buildin a sick castle with ur pals. who needs bread when u got gruel, right? plus, we got a whole storyline about how the neolithic farmers in scandinavia survived on this diet and thrived. it’s like a history lesson, but way more fun cuz it’s in minecraft.

so come on over and join the party! build, survive, and eat gruel like a true neolithic farmer. u won’t regret it, trust me.

Ancient Tools Unearthed: CraftyCraft Server

000-year-old, 22, Ancient, anthropology, archaeology, Artifacts, CraftyCraft, Discovered, discovery, Excavation, History, humans, ice age, Maryland, native americans, North America, prehistoric, research, Rewrite, Server, SETTLEMENT, stone tools, Tools, unearthed

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	2454
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Potions Brewed:	150	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Farms Harvested:	143	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

OMG GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT 22,000-YEAR-OLD TOOLS DISCOVERED IN MARYLAND!!! LIKE, WTF, WE OUT HERE REWRITING HISTORY OF HUMANS IN NORTH AMERICA WHILE BUILDING BLOCKY HOUSES AND FIGHTING CREEPERS.

IMAGINE UNLOCKING ANCIENT SECRETS WHILE CRAFTING DIAMOND ARMOR AND TROLLING OTHER PLAYERS WITH PRANKS. THIS SERVER IS LIT AF, AND U DON’T WANNA MISS OUT ON THE FUN. JOIN NOW AND BECOME A PART OF THE MOST EPIC MINECRAFT ADVENTURE EVER!!! 🤪🔥🎮

N e i l O l i v e r M i n e c r a f t S M P

Analysis, archaeology, British History, commentary, controversial, critique, documentary, History, Honest, interview, media personality, Neil Oliver, opinionated, outspoken, scotland, social commentary, television presenter, uk, Unfiltered

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	855
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Astral Projections Made:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays it safe and never speaks their mind? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where players are encouraged to be brutally honest and let it all out.

Imagine a world where creepers are actually just misunderstood and want to be your friend, where diamonds are so plentiful you can build entire castles out of them, and where the only rule is to never hold back on your opinions.

Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community that thrives on chaos and craziness. So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let your true colors shine! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a thick skin, because things are about to get seriously silly.

Facts About Israel Minecraft SMP

archaeology, biblical, Conflict, culture, Dead Sea, Diversity, facts, History, holy land, innovation, Israel, jerusalem, judaism, Mediterranean, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Politics, smp, Startups, Technology, Tel Aviv, tourism, travel

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	8593
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Crops Grown:	7902	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Zombie Dances:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for all the chaos and craziness you could ever want!

Join us for epic battles with giant mutant chickens, where the winner gets a diamond block and the loser has to wear a pumpkin on their head for a week. Trust us, it’s a look.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who will grant you three wishes if you can defeat him in a game of parkour. Just be warned, he’s a sore loser and might turn you into a zombie pigman if you beat him.

So come on down to our SMP and experience the wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity, because things are about to get weird.

Bread & Chips R Us

ancient DNA, archaeology, Bread, carbohydrates, CHIPS, culinary history, DNA analysis, Evolution, Food, food preferences, genetic influence, genetic predisposition, genetic research, genetic traits, genetics, History, human evolution, Potato, snack foods, wheat

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	8126
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	9945
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Votes:	8360
Gods Slained:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, come on down to our server where ancient DNA is the reason you love bread and chips! That’s right, our server is infused with ancient DNA that will make you crave carbs like never before.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of potato-loving villagers who have mastered the art of potato farming. Join them in their quest to create the world’s largest french fry!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, just waiting to be discovered. But be warned, the chest is guarded by a herd of llamas who will spit on anyone who dares to approach.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knew that ancient DNA could lead to such delicious chaos?

Stone Cellar Neolithic Denmark

Ancient, archaeological find, archaeology, artifact, Cellar, Civilization, Danish history, denmark, discovery, Excavation, heritage, historical site, History, Neolithic, Neolithic dwelling, prehistoric, preservation, Scandinavian, STONE, stone age, Stone-paved cellar, unearthed

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	5866
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Love Letters Sent:	20	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Holy Grails Found:	5	Meteorites Collected:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	2

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got a 5,000-year-old stone-paved cellar under a neolithic crib in denmark! like, who even knew that was a thing, amirite? come build ur own ancient cellar and pretend ur a time traveler or sumthin. plus, we got secret passages and hidden treasures down there, like legit pirate booty. u never know what u gonna find in this wacky server, so come join the fun and dig up some history, yo!

Sacrificial Power Display – Minecraft Server

Ancient, Ancient civilization, archaeological find, archaeologists, archaeology, burial mound, Ceremonial, discovery, Display, Excavation, historical, Horse sacrifice, human sacrifice, Minecraft, power, Power display, prehistoric, religious practice, ritual, sacrificial, sacrificial offering, Server, Siberia, Siberian culture, Unique ritual

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	5198
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3532	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7

LOLZ come join our Minecraft server where we reenact ancient human sacrifice rituals for FUN! Sacrifice your friends and enemies to show your EXTREME POWER in the game! Explore huge burial mounds in Siberia and uncover unique rituals involving humans and horses. Who needs diamonds when you can have sacrificial offerings instead? Join now for a truly unforgettable gaming experience!

VikingRaid Minecraft Server

Ancient, archaeology, Artifacts, discovery, Excavation, Exploration, History, Hunted, indigenous peoples, Minecraft, Norse, norse culture, norse mythology, Norse Sagas, norsemen, North America, Server, Settlements, Trade, VikingRaid, Vikings, Walrus Ivory

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	5086
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Falling into the Void:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Runes Activated:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

hey you! yea you! do you wanna join a minecraft server that’s crazier than a walrus riding a unicorn? well, do we have the server for you! we got ancient walrus ivory that reveals vikings were hunting in north america like it was their day job. come join us and you’ll be hunting mobs like a viking warrior, pillaging villages and sailing the seven seas in search of treasure. plus, rumor has it there’s a secret dungeon filled with diamonds and emeralds guarded by a dragon that breathes fire made of cheese. so what are you waiting for? join our server now and let the epic adventures begin!

Lost Chunk Adventures

Adventures, ancient civilizations, Ancient Ruins, ancient structures, archaeological exploration, archaeological finds, archaeology, Chunk, discovery, Exploration, hidden treasures, historical sites, Lost, lost cities, Lost Civilization, marine archaeology, maritime history, ocean floor, scientist, seafloor, Submerged Structures, underwater discoveries, underwater exploration

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	4742
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Votes:	6302	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

OMG u guyz, dis server is like a hidden treasure chest waiting to be discovered! Our scientists have found a lost chunk of seafloor filled with ancient structures and epic loot! Join now and be the first to uncover these mysterious wonders! Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this underwater world of madness and mayhem! Swim with dolphins, battle sea monsters, and explore hidden caves filled with diamonds and gold! Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this epic quest for glory and riches! Join now and let the madness begin!

Neolithic Farming Fun in Morocco

African History, agriculture, Ancient civilization, ancient society, anthropology, archaeology, Civilization, cultural heritage, discovery, Excavation, Farming, farming community, Fun, History, morocco, Neolithic, Neolithic era, North Africa, prehistoric, research, scientific discovery, SETTLEMENT

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	9788
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	141

yo, so like, if u wanna join this cray cray Minecraft server, listen up! we got this wild story about a previously unknown Neolithic farming community discovered in Morocco. like, who even knew that was a thing?? but on this server, u can be part of that community and build ur own Neolithic farm with ur virtual pals. imagine the epic battles u can have with other players over who has the best crops or the most cows. it’s gonna be lit, fam. so come join us and be a part of history in the making. plus, we have free virtual snacks for all players. u can’t beat that, amirite?? so what r u waiting for? join now and let’s get farming, y’all! 🌾🐄🔥

TipTopCraft Minecraft Server

accused of stealing, aita, Apology, Communication, Conflict Resolution, customer service, dining and dashing, Etiquette, getting married, learning from mistakes, Making things right, Manager, Minecraft, misunderstanding, Olive Garden, restaurant experience, self reflection, Server, special occasion, Tipping, TipTopCraft

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	6333
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	81	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Dragons Tamed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t accuse you of stealing your diamonds? Look no further than our server! We promise not to give you the “oh shit” look when you drop that diamond block. Plus, our managers won’t aggressively question you about your payment like they do at Olive Garden.

Join us for a server experience where you can tip your fellow players with diamonds without fear of being called a thief. And if you ever feel like a Karen, don’t worry – we’ll help you see the light and make things right. So come on over and build your dream world without the drama of real life restaurants.

FertileFiascoCraft

adoption, BETRAYAL, Communication, Confrontation, Decision making, emotional turmoil, ENGAGEMENT, family conflict, family dynamics, family loyalty, Family Support, FertileFiascoCraft, fertility issues, Honesty, infertility, relationships, reproductive health, Secrets, sibling relationships, Trust

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	493
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Zombie Dances:	1
Star Shards Collected:	224	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	New Chunks Explored:	429851
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of uncovering deep family secrets and causing major relationship drama!

Imagine a world where you can roleplay as the meddling sibling who spills the beans about their sister’s infertility to her unsuspecting fiancé. Will you be the hero who reveals the truth, or the villain who destroys a relationship? The choice is yours on our server!

Witness the aftermath of dropping a bombshell like no other – from the angry sister who hates your guts to the fiancé who is left reeling from the shocking revelation. It’s like watching a reality TV show unfold right before your eyes, but in Minecraft form!

So, if you’re ready for a server that’s more dramatic than a telenovela, join us now and get ready to stir up some serious trouble! Who knew Minecraft could be this juicy?

Passport Panic: Minecraft Edition

bureaucracy, China, citizenship, documentation, Edition, education, employment, foreign teachers, Government, international schools, legal requirements, Minecraft, national security, Panic, passport, Passports, policy, regulations, restrictions, rules, schoolteachers, teaching abroad, travel, work visas

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	3796
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Ores Mined:	8757
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
New Chunks Explored:	851739	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Yo, come join dis epic Minecraft server where we got crazier stuff happenin than China demandin schoolteachers hand in their passports! Like, imagine a world where llamas ride pigs into battle against evil villagers tryna steal all our diamonds! And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where creepers drop sick beats while doin the moonwalk! Trust me, you ain’t seen Minecraft like dis before, so grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride!

Dying Dialects – Crafty Server

Crafty, cultural heritage, dialect extinction, Dialects, Dying, endangered dialects, endangered language preservation, endangered languages, indigenous languages, language conservation, language conservation efforts, language diversity, language documentation, language extinction, language loss, language preservation, language revitalization, language revitalization programs, language revival, linguistic anthropology, linguistic diversity, linguistic diversity conservation, minority languages, Server

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	8205
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	144	Secret Passages Found:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

lol join dis epic minecraft server where u can save endangered languages by building virtual dialects out of blocks!!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1

BlockyLungs BeGone

addiction recovery, aging, BEGONE, benefits of quitting, BlockyLungs, Cigarette Smoking, health benefits, healthy lifestyle, life expectancy, Longevity, quitting at 35, quitting at 75, quitting for good, quitting for health, quitting for longevity, quitting for wellness, quitting habits, quitting smoking, smoking cessation, smoking cessation study, smoking risks, tobacco cessation

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	526
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Farms Harvested:	219
Star Shards Collected:	202	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

hey u, ya u, wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat it will add years to ur life like quitting ciggies. yea u heard me right, just by playin on dis server u will live longer, like a frickin wizard or sumthin. so wat r u waitin for? join now and start livin dat sweet, sweet minecraft life, cuz u ain’t never too old to reap dem benefits, baby!

💀 Deadtime ☠️ – 💰🔥 WIPE TODAY 🔥💰 Anarchy 🔥💰 Minecraft server

Anarchy, banner, Deadtime, description, Gaming, GIF, Minecraft, online gaming, OWNER, personal account, Server, WIPE TODAY

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	1531
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Dragons Tamed:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

The owner of the “Deadtime – WIPE TODAY Anarchy” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

pro.deadtime.site

Tipsy Craft Minecraft Server

addiction, alcohol withdrawal, Alcoholic, benzos, Craft, detox program, Detoxification, DTS, health complications, Hospital, kidneys, liver, long-term effects, medical detox, Minecraft, pancreas, Recovery, Server, SHAKING, Sobriety, substance abuse, tipsy, Vodka, withdrawal symptoms

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	9423
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Zombie Dances:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most hardcore drinkers can find a safe haven! Need a break from the real world detox struggles? Join us and let your virtual self indulge in all the booze you want without any consequences! Our server is so immersive, you’ll feel like you’re actually chugging down liters of vodka while building your dream castle.

Don’t worry about your kidneys failing or DTs kicking in, because on our server, anything is possible! Your liver and pancreas will be working overtime to keep up with your virtual drinking habits, and you’ll be shaking from excitement, not withdrawal symptoms.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server, where alcoholics of all levels can come together and build their way to sobriety (or not, we won’t judge)! Cheers to virtual drinking and endless fun!

WinterChill Eric Minecraft SMP Bischoff BrettHart

1997, behind the scenes, BETRAYAL, Bischoff, bitter rivalry, Brett Hart, BrettHart, Championship, controversy, Deceit, Eric, Eric Bischoff, Manipulation, Minecraft, Montreal Screwjob, professional wrestling, Revenge, scandal, shawn michaels, Shocking.., smp, Vince McMahon, WCW, Winter, winterchill, wrestling

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	3212
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31

Join our Minecraft SMP where we recreate the infamous showdown between Eric Bischoff and Brett Hart in the winter of 1997! Will you be the one to pull off the ultimate betrayal or will you be the hero who saves the day? Only on our server can you experience the drama, the betrayal, and the epic battles that will go down in history as the most insane Minecraft SMP ever! Join now and rewrite history in the most hilarious and outrageous way possible!

NoRoomieNoProblemo

Apology, arrangement, basement suite, BLINDS, Boyfriend, contract, coworker, discounted price, Disrespect, grossed out, guest room, living room, mailing address, move in, NoRoomieNoProblemo, Pets, random dude, red flag, Rent, renting, stranger, Training

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	4482
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Villages Defended:	5
Farms Harvested:	160	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Animals Bred:	32	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t find any coworkers boning on your virtual couches! Unlike some people in real life, our players know how to keep it classy and stick to the bedrooms (or better yet, build their own private love nests in the game).

Join us for a wild ride of adventure and creativity, where you can build your dream house without worrying about unexpected guests getting frisky in your living room. Our server is a safe space for all players, as long as they follow the golden rule of Minecraft etiquette: no couch boning allowed!

So come on over and leave the drama at the door (or the basement, in this case). With no rent to pay and no contracts to sign, you can focus on what really matters – crafting, exploring, and having a blast with your fellow gamers. See you in the game, where the only thing getting screwed is the occasional creeper!

GobbleCraft Discord

Access, banned, blocks, Censorship, Chat, Communication, digital rights, Discord, freedom of speech, GobbleCraft, government control, instant messaging, internet, messaging app, ONLINE, Online Community, Platform, restrictions, social media, Technology, turkey

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	6976
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	20	Zombie Dances:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	72
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

so, like, this server is so epic that even turkeys are trying to block it! they know it’s the best place to be for all your minecraft adventures.

join us for a wild ride filled with crazy builds, epic battles, and maybe even a turkey or two trying to stop you from having fun. but don’t worry, we’ll protect you from those pesky birds.

come hang out with our community of players who are just as insane as you are. we promise you’ll never have a dull moment on this server.

so what are you waiting for? join now and see what all the fuss is about. who knows, you might even become the turkey’s worst nightmare!