JOIN DIS SERVER AND DISCOVER A WHOLE NEW WORLD OF BLOCKY ADVENTURE, WHERE YOU CAN BE A FARMING SOCIETY FROM 3400-2900 BC!!!! YEAH, YOU HEARD ME RIGHT, YOU CAN BE A NEOLITHIC FARMER IN MINECRAFT, HOW COOL IS DAT?!?!
SHED NEW LIGHT ON NORTH AFRICA’S ROLE IN MEDITERRANEAN PREHISTORY BY JOINING DIS SERVER AND BUILDING EPIC FARMS AND ANCIENT STRUCTURES!!!! WHO NEEDS ARCHAEOLOGY WHEN YOU CAN JUST PLAY MINECRAFT, AMIRITE?!?!
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not only that, but we also have a secret underground city filled with talking villagers who will trade u rare items for your dirt blocks. oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that u can ride around and breathe fire on all the creepers? it’s lit, fam.
so what are u waiting for? come join us on this insane minecraft server where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. plus, we have free pizza every friday night. yeah, u heard me right, FREE PIZZA. let’s get this party started!
| Welcome to EbonVale! |
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| Join our immersive Modded Minecraft server and step into the shoes of an adventurer exploring vast lands filled with thrilling dungeons, majestic castles, fearsome dragons, and even prehistoric dinosaurs. Become an active player and contribute to the growth and development of our central village, participating in exciting events and collaborative building projects. |
Ready to join the adventure? Contact alepiera on Discord to get started.
Server Ip: 144.76.174.26:20344
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How can I join the server? | Contact alepiera on Discord to get started. |
| What mods are included in the modpack? | Mods like Ice and Fire, Mana and Artifice, Create, and many others to enhance your gameplay experience. |
| Is the server active with events and projects? | Yes, we host exciting events and collaborative building projects for all players to participate in. |
| Can I battle dragons and mythical creatures? | Absolutely! The modpack includes features that allow you to battle legendary dragons and other mythical creatures. |
Join us for epic battles against giant chickens and quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted cheeseburger. Our server is so inclusive that even the Ender Dragon has a therapy llama to help with its anger management issues.
So why settle for the same old boring Minecraft experience when you can join our server and be part of the most ridiculous and hilarious adventure of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? The dancing creepers are waiting for you!
Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a secret admin on our server, causing chaos and mischief wherever he goes. Not to mention, our spawn point is located on a floating island made entirely of diamond blocks – talk about bling bling!
But wait, there’s more! Every full moon, a pack of wild creepers dressed in tuxedos will serenade you with a chorus of explosions. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots and rare loot.
So why wait? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky Endermen stealing your blocks – they’re always up to no good.
Our server is a safe space where you can escape from all the craziness of the real world. No judgment, no fat-shaming, just pure fun and creativity.
Join us and build your dream world without any toxic behavior. And hey, if you ever feel dizzy from all the excitement, just munch on some virtual cookies to keep you going!
Escape to our server and leave all the real-life stress behind. Who needs a husband when you have a whole community of blocky friends to support you? So come on, join us and let’s build a better world together!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by General Cluckington. Join forces with these fearless feathered warriors as you battle against the evil Sheep Empire, who are hell-bent on turning the entire world into one giant wool factory.
And if politics and epic battles aren’t your thing, don’t worry! We also have a thriving economy where you can trade with villagers, participate in wild treasure hunts, and even ride on the backs of flying pigs.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creeper explosions).
Join our server and experience the mind-blowing power of the placebo effect. You’ll be building epic structures and battling mobs like a boss, all while feeling like you’re on cloud nine. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden mouse hideout, you’ll unlock even more insane powers. It’s like a whole new level of Minecraft awesomeness, dude.
So, what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most mind-bending Minecraft server out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the true meaning of life while you’re at it. Or at least have a good laugh trying.
Welcome to ShoreSMP! As of June of 2024, we currently have 1 gamemode, Lifesteal. Steal hearts from other players and rise to power in this gamemode, but beware—if you die, you lose a heart! Work with teammates to become the richest and best team on the server.
play.shoresmp.net