| Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 1748 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Treasure Maps Found: | 4 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 19 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 1380 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 33 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 11 | Runes Activated: | 8 |
==TokyoCity== Samurai Vanilla is a pirate survival server without mods!
49.12.223.75:10815
| Players: | 93/400 | Votes: | 1817 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 6 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 15 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 33 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 6 | Evil Twin Fights: | 4 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 7 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 |
areustupid.ddns.net:25248
| Players: | 106/500 | Votes: | 303 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 534 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 19 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 10 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 0 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
Join us and build your own fortress with hidden compartments, trapdoors, and secret tunnels to keep your porn backup safe and sound. Who knew protecting your stash could be so fun and adventurous? Plus, with our vibrant community of players, you’ll never have a dull moment as you defend your digital treasures from all who dare to steal them.
So come on over to our server and start hiding your USB drives like a pro. Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back – your secret hiding spots may just become legendary tales whispered among players for generations to come.
| Players: | 100/600 | Votes: | 212 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 |
| Dimension Hops: | 11 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 19 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 |
| Potions Brewed: | 49 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 15 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 8 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 16 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 | Alien Abductions: | 1 |
Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found themselves face to face with a giant chicken riding a pig. Yes, you heard that right. The chicken was wielding a diamond sword and challenging all players to a duel. It was chaos, but oh so entertaining!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where creepers are the DJs. Imagine dancing to the beat while dodging explosive dance moves – talk about a party to remember!
And if that’s not convincing enough, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to fly for five minutes. Who wouldn’t want to soar through the skies like a majestic eagle?
So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what other wild adventures await you in our crazy world!
| Players: | 101/600 | Votes: | 5593 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 8 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 11 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 15 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 26 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 18 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 | Battle Standards Raised: | 15 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 8 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 6 |
Join us for a wild adventure where you won’t have to worry about making coffee for lazy hosts or dividing up the cost of virtual groceries. Our server is clutter-free and full of exciting challenges that will keep you entertained for hours on end.
So come on over and leave the real world behind – because on our server, the only thing you’ll be dividing is your time between mining for diamonds and battling creepers. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with ungrateful hosts and dirty dishes.
| Players: | 107/200 | Votes: | 6678 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 14 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 21 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 371 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 16 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 10 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
Our server is the perfect place to unleash your creativity and build your own empire, without any pesky siblings stealing your hard-earned resources. Plus, we have special quests and challenges that will keep you entertained for hours on end.
So why wait? Join us now and leave all your family drama behind. Who needs 50K EUR when you can have unlimited diamonds and gold in Minecraft? It’s time to show your family who the real boss is in the world of blocks!
| Players: | 108/500 | Votes: | 6856 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 26 | Potions Brewed: | 48 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 12 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 39 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 10 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Zombie Dances: | 4 |
rumor has it that the gold was actually transferred abroad by a sneaky player who wanted to keep it all for themselves. but we won’t tell you who it was, you have to figure it out on your own!
if you find all the gold, you’ll become the richest player in the game and everyone will bow down to your epic minecraft skills. but be careful, there are traps and challenges along the way that will test your bravery and cunning.
so what are you waiting for? come join our server and embark on the craziest treasure hunt of your life! who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the mystery of Argentina’s gold along the way.
| Players: | 101/900 | Votes: | 9621 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 5 | Void Gems Collected: | 37 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 15 | Void Armor Forged: | 14 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 13 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
And, get this, we have a secret underground lair where you can fight off zombie llamas with laser eyes. Plus, we have a disco party every night with DJ Villager spinning sick beats.
But wait, there’s more! We have a quest where you have to rescue a princess from a herd of evil sheep. And if you beat the quest, you get a pet panda that farts diamonds.
So, like, why wouldn’t you join this server? It’s, like, the craziest, most epic Minecraft experience you’ll ever have. Trust me, bro, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride.
| Players: | 105/700 | Votes: | 7114 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 6 | Holy Grails Found: | 3 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 5 |
imagine building a castle made entirely out of sauerkraut blocks, or battling other players with sauerkraut swords! the possibilities are endless on our sauerkraut-filled server.
not convinced yet? well, let me tell u a little secret – our server is actually run by sauerkraut-loving aliens who have come to earth to spread the joy of fermented cabbage to all minecraft players. join us and be a part of the sauerkraut revolution!
so what are u waiting for? come join us on the most sauerkraut-tastic minecraft server in the universe! trust me, u won’t regret it.
| Players: | 107/200 | Votes: | 4329 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 | Dimension Hops: | 14 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 12 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 16 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 41 |
