Mindless Retards Minecraft SMP Invasion

7/10 woman, ai, arbitrary, bio-reductionist nihilism, CHIVALROUS, coddled, Demographic, dynamic, ETHER, evolutionary, EXCUSE, genders reversed, Honor, Invasion, memes, mid, MINDLESS, Minecraft, replaced, retards, smp, social defense, society

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	530
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Chimeras Created:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Zombie Dances:	7	Votes:	5431
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to witness the epic battle of mindless retards defending a 7/10 woman named ‘mid’ against all odds! But wait, what if the genders were reversed? Picture the chaos that would ensue as society’s chivalrous honor disappears into thin air like arbitrary memes. Don’t be left behind in the AI revolution, join us now and experience the insanity for yourself! Who needs excuses when you have bio-reductionist nihilism on your side?

BreakfastCraft: Because Pancakes for Dinner is Totally Acceptable

acceptable, arbitrary, bacon, Behavior, Breakfast, BreakfastCraft, CEREAL, Cultural, Dinner, Expectations, Food, Ham, judgment, Meal, morning, norms, PANCAKES, psychopath, Questionable, Routine, sandwich, society, Totally

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	4726
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ores Mined:	1457	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Love Letters Sent:	9

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE SERVE BACON SANDWICHES FOR BREAKFAST AND CEREAL FOR DINNER! ONLY PSYCHOS EAT HAM SANDWICHES FOR BREAKFAST HERE! COME BUILD EPIC STRUCTURES WHILE EATING THE MOST RANDOM MEALS OF YOUR LIFE! WHO NEEDS NORMAL WHEN YOU CAN HAVE BACON FOR BREAKFAST AND CEREAL FOR DINNER?! JOIN NOW FOR A WILD RIDE!

CraftyTieShirtLand

accessory, arbitrary, clothing, COLLAR, CraftyTieShirtLand, custom fit, design, dress shirt, fashion, formal wear, Men’s Fashion, Menswear, necktie, Outfit, pattern, Shape, Shirt, Style, tie, trend, Unique

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	1676
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Dragon Scales Harvested:	344
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, WHERE THE SHEEP WEAR SHIRTS AND TIES FOR NO REASON AT ALL!

WE HAVE PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT DO BALLET DANCES!

OUR DIAMOND ORE SPAWNS ARE SHAPED LIKE HEARTS AND OUR CREEPERS GIVE OUT FREE HUGS (BUT WATCH OUT, THEY STILL EXPLODE)!

WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY FILLED WITH MERMAID VILLAGERS WHO SING OFF-KEY VERSIONS OF POP SONGS!

JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE FILLED WITH NONSENSE AND ABSURDITY! YOU WON’T REGRET IT (MAYBE)!

Anti-Small Talk Craft: Where Introverts Unite in Virtual Awkwardness

AntiSmall, awkward, awkwardness, Communication, Connecting, Conversation, Craft, discomfort, Engaging, extrovert, ice breaker, Interaction, Introvert, Introverts, mingling, networking, relationships, Shy.., small talk, social anxiety, Social Skills, socializing, Talk, unite, virtual

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	3702
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Villages Defended:	9	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	114	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8

Are you tired of awkward small talk and forced conversations in real life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can socialize without ever having to say a word! Just build epic structures, go on crazy adventures, and team up with other players to take down mobs. Who needs small talk when you have blocky fun to be had? Join us and let your building skills do the talking!

Adventures in Avocado Land: The Saga of Endless Possibilities!

Adventures, armor, Avocado, Classes, co-operative, destiny, Diablo, Endless, Evil, guardian, Kingdom, Land, magic spells, market, mmo, Npcs, Plugins, Possibilities, Saga, Secrets, Skills, Skyrim, smp, Spawners, Storyline, weapons, World of Warcraft

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	305
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Dragon Eggs Found:	5091
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Magic Items Found:	4590	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Crops Grown:	5305	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42

Avalon <a href="https://minecraft-servers-listing.com/tss-server/">Minecraft Server</a>

Server Overview:

Server Trailer: Watch here

Tiktok: Visit here

Server IP: defend.avalon.today

Avalon is Under Attack!

You are a Guardian. Avalon is under attack, and you have been summoned to fight evil alongside others. Join a kingdom or create your own to conquer the Great Evil and uncover Avalon’s secrets.

Avalon is an mmoRPG incorporating elements from games like Diablo, Skyrim, Destiny, and World of Warcraft. With over 90 plugins, 300 NPCs, 6 story-rich chapters, 200 quests, and 14 final bosses with daily loot drops, experience a unique server unlike any other!

Become a Warrior, Mage, Rogue, Paladin, Summoner, Cleric, or Marksman!
NPC-based Questing
Keep Inventory enabled
14 Daily Raid Bosses
Dungeons
Custom Skills and Magic Spells
Custom Armor & Weapons
Custom Crafting
Co-operative Towny environment
Silk Touch Spawners
Crates, Voting, Banking
Pets – Level up captured mobs/animals
Global Market system and Auctions

Explore, build, and fight your way to glory on Avalon!

Server Rules:

[1] No griefing or stealing

[2] No scamming

[3] Be respectful

[4] Be ethical

[5] Use common sense

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join by entering the server IP: defend.avalon.today
How can I create or join a kingdom?	You can create or join a kingdom by interacting with other players in-game and forming alliances.
What are the server classes available?	Warrior, Mage, Rogue, Paladin, Summoner, Cleric, and Marksman
Are there daily raid bosses?	Yes, there are 14 daily raid bosses with epic rewards
Can I level up pets on the server?	Yes, you can capture mobs/animals and level them up as pets

Crafting Jujutsu: The Ultimate Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, Anime, comedy, Crafting, CURSES, Demons, exorcism, Farmers Era, friendship, Heian Era, high school, Japanese folklore, Jujutsu, jujutsu kaisen, Manga, Martial Arts, Minecraft, Rivalry, Server, SHONEN, sorcery, Supernatural, Ultimate, urban fantasy

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	6619
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	55	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Buildings Constructed:	19
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Alien Abductions:	0

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, come join our server where we’ve turned the Heian Era into the Farmers Era! That’s right, forget about samurais and emperors, it’s all about planting crops and raising livestock now.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground tunnel that leads to a hidden village filled with talking animals who will trade you rare items for your farm produce. And rumor has it, there’s a magical cow that poops out diamonds!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wackiest version of the Heian Era you’ve ever seen. Who knew farming could be this fun and outrageous?

LOLcraft – Where Creepers are Just Misunderstood Friends

Anon, Chat, Community, Connection, CREEPERS, Discord, FINDER, Friends, friendship, Gaming, hobbies, interests, like-minded, LolCraft, misunderstood, non-lewd, second time, Social, Support, sure edition, Tag, unfriendliness

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	2229
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Votes:	5969	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	84
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Are you tired of mining alone in Minecraft? Do you want to find some new friends to conquer the virtual world with? Look no further than /dff/ – the Discord Friendship Finder server!

Join us and post what you’re looking for in a friend, whether it’s someone to build epic structures with or someone to prank your other friends with. And don’t worry, we may try to keep it non-lewd, but we all know that’s hard to resist in the world of Minecraft!

Leave your unfriendliness at the door and come join us for the Second Time for Sure Edition of /dff/! Who knows, you may just find your new Minecraft BFF who will help you defeat the Ender Dragon or build a giant statue of a creeper together. Join now for some epic adventures and endless laughs!

Karpcraft: Where Even the Fish Have Allies

alchocraft, Allies, bandit, brutality, Create, Cunning, Discord, Farmer, Fish, Join, Karpcraft, King, Modded, Mods, nation, Pirate, Recruits, Roleplay, SecurityCraft, Server, Smallships, talhnations, villager workers, Worldbuilding

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	7880
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Modded Minecraft Roleplay, Worldbuilding, and Factions
Supported Play Styles	King/nation leader, Bandit/pirate, Farmer
Mods Used	Talhnations, Villager Workers/Recruits, Securitycraft, Alchocraft, Small Ships, Create
Discord Link	Join our Discord

FAQ

How do I join the server?

Rules and instructions for joining and creating your nation are provided in our Discord server. Please visit the link above to join.

What play styles are supported?

We support a variety of play styles including being a king/nation leader, bandit/pirate, or farmer.

What mods are used on the server?

We use mods such as Talhnations, Villager Workers/Recruits, Securitycraft, Alchocraft, Small Ships, and Create to enhance gameplay.

Can I create my own nation on the server?

Yes, players are encouraged to create their own nations and lead them to greatness within the server.

REDE YU VS Hypixel

1.17, 1.20.4, activeplayers, Adventure, battlepass, Brazilianhost, Clanwar, Community, Customplugins, Discord, Economy, Events, Factions, Friendlystaff, MCMMO, Minigames, multiplayer, PvP, Shop, Survival

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	2873
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	61
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12

Hypixel	REDE YU
Highly popular Minecraft server	Hosted in Brazil
Offers a wide range of mini-games	Focuses on survival gameplay with McMMO and clan wars
Large community and active player base	Events and battle passes available
Regular updates and new game modes	Available on versions 1.17 to 1.20.4

FAQ

Question	Hypixel	REDE YU
Is the server popular?	Yes, Hypixel is highly popular with a large player base	REDE YU is hosted in Brazil
What game modes are available?	Hypixel offers a wide range of mini-games	REDE YU focuses on survival gameplay with McMMO and clan wars
Are there regular updates?	Yes, Hypixel provides regular updates and introduces new game modes	REDE YU is available on versions 1.17 to 1.20.4
Is there a community and events?	Yes, Hypixel has a large community and active player base	REDE YU offers events and battle passes

/b/ is Crafted

b.., banning spammers, crafted, Fixed, infographic, Kinder Surprise, mod intervention, mods=gods, Nostalgia, ongoing, troll

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	9908
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Dimension Hops:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like a Kinder Surprise – you never know what you’re gonna get! We have more infographic threads than you can shake a pickaxe at, and our nostalgia threads will make you feel like you’re back in the good old days of Minecraft.

But that’s not all! Our server is so epic that even the mods are like gods – they ban spammers with the power of lightning bolts and keep the server running smoothly. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself! MODS=GODS MODS=GODS MODS=GODS MODS=GODS MODS=GODS MODS=GODS MODS=GODS MODS=GODS MODS=GODS MODS=GODS MODS=GODS MODS=GODS MODS=GODS MODS=GODS MODS=GODS MODS=GODS MODS=GODS MODS=GODS MODS=GODS MODS=GODS MODS=GODS MODS=GODS MODS=GODS MODS=GODS MODS=GODS MODS=GODS

Blocky Banter Bonanza: JBL Edition

Audience, Audio engineering, Audio equipment, banter, blocky, bonanza, Concert, Crowd, Edition, Entertainment, Event, fan engagement, Fans, Interaction, JBL, JBL with fans, live performance, Music, Music (Industry), social media, sound quality, Sound System, speakers, Technology

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	5106
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	279	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Runes Activated:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Emeralds Found:	5225
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

Hey there, Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate party destination for all you block-building enthusiasts!

Join us for epic JBL (Just Block Laughing) sessions where we gather around and tell hilarious jokes while building the most outrageous structures you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you’ll be laughing so hard, you might accidentally place a block in the wrong spot!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the biggest fan club for JBL enthusiasts. Rub elbows with other fans as you compete in crazy challenges like building the tallest tower made entirely of cake blocks or racing pigs through obstacle courses made of lava. The possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join our server today and get ready to LOL your way to victory! Who knows, you might even become the next JBL champion and earn the coveted title of Block Joke Master. See you there!

– = Altares Server = – Minecraft server

alliances, Altares Server, Auction, Cases, Clans, Donate, Economy, Hardware, Jobs, Latest Version, minecraft server, mythical mobs, Npcs, Plugins, Quests, RPG, sellers, Shop, skin, Starter Kit, voice chat, Wars

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	1669
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	38
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9

⭐ Altares (Altares) – start your exciting journey where you will be met

unforgettable adventures, freedom of creativity and a pleasant atmosphere! ⭐

✅ Lots of interesting plugins and nothing unnecessary

✅ Unique RPG economy

✅ Earn money for killing monsters, mobs and players

✅ Daily quests with rewards

✅ NPCs and sellers for a convenient game

✅ Buying and selling items through auction

✅ Ability to install any skin

✅ Create clans, participate in wars and alliances

✅ Donate through the site and donate in the game for game currency

✅ Unique and challenging mythical mobs

✅ In-game voice chat

✅ Powerful hardware without brakes or lags

✅ Latest server version

altares.mineserver.xyz

Welcome to CraftNation: The server where chaos and creativity collide in a pixelated world full of surprises and questionable decisions!

Builder, Chaos, collide, Combat, Community, CraftNation, creativity, crossplay, Decisions, Discord, Economy, Environment, Explorer, Factions, full, GOLD, Join, Leveling, mmo, pixelated, Questionable, Seasons, Server, smp, Surprises, Survival, Temperature, Trade, warrior, Wars, wealth, world

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	7534
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	New Chunks Explored:	974557
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Love Letters Sent:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Java IP	play.craftnation.online
Bedrock IP	craftnation.online:25659

Features:

Join on version 1.20.4 (compatible down to 1.9)
Ever-Fresh Wilderness
Economy with a Twist
MMO levelling
Mob Levels

Discord server: https://discord.gg/qwTUy2xA

If this sounds like something you are interested in, then consider joining us. See you soon 🙂

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server crossplay?	Yes, you can join from both Java and Bedrock versions.
What version should I join on?	Join on version 1.20.4, but the server is compatible down to 1.9.
Can I claim land and form nations?	Yes, you can claim land, form nations, and engage in wars with your enemies.
How does the economy work?	The economy is unique with physical gold as the main currency. Build wealth, trade, and dominate the economic landscape.
Are there dynamic seasons and temperature effects?	Yes, experience different biomes with dynamic seasons changing every week. Adapt to survive the temperature effects.

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Minecraft Server Overview

Features:

FAQ