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CraftyCatastrophe Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	6854
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	5616
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Divine Spears Created:	17
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3

Have you ever seen a cow riding a pig while being chased by a pack of angry chickens? Well, that’s just a typical day on our Minecraft server! Join us for the craziest, most unpredictable adventures you’ll ever experience in the virtual world. From exploding sheep to dancing creepers, you never know what kind of wild freak accident you’ll witness next. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a rollercoaster ride of chaos and hilarity!

Y2K Madness: The Forgotten Year

2001, 9/11, aftermath, Attacks, crazy stuff, Events, Forgotten, Global, historical, Impact, madness, Memory, newsworthy, Overlooked, overshadowed, September 11, Significant, Terrorism, Tragedy, War on Terror, world news, y2k, year

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	2595
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	216	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Mines Excavated:	3147
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

Remember that time in 2001 when a group of llamas took over a small town in Idaho and declared themselves the rulers of the land? Yeah, that totally happened. But you know what else happened in 2001 that no one talks about? The epic Minecraft server that was created where players could ride on the backs of flying pigs and battle evil chickens with laser eyes. It was wild, I tell ya. So if you want to experience the same level of craziness and fun, join our Minecraft server now! Who needs 9/11 when you can have llamas, flying pigs, and laser-eyed chickens? Join us and let the madness begin!

PragueCraft: Russian Arson Fail

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	3784
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	278
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	42
Dragons Tamed:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have explosions bigger than russia’s failed arson attack in prague!! prime minister be like “wtf is going on here??” but don’t worry, it’s just our crazy players setting the world on fire (literally). join us for a wild ride of chaos and destruction, because why not? who needs peace and order when you can have explosions and mayhem all day long? come on, you know you want to be a part of this insanity. let’s show russia who the real troublemakers are!

NeuralinkNoMRIplz

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	2820
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Towns Built:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Divine Spears Created:	25	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10

So, like, u gotta join this minecraft server cuz it’s like, the only place where u can find diamonds that actually turn into real diamonds in real life! like, u mine them in the game and BAM! u got a real diamond in ur hand! it’s like magic but not really cuz it’s totally real, trust me.

Also, if u join this server, u get a special power-up that lets u fly like a majestic unicorn through the sky. u can soar above all the other players and show them who’s boss. it’s like having wings but way cooler cuz it’s in a blocky world.

And get this, if u join this server, u get to meet the legendary Minecraft wizard who can grant u three wishes. yeah, THREE WISHES! u can wish for anything u want, like a pet dragon or a mansion made entirely out of cake. it’s like a dream come true but in pixel form.

So, like, why wouldn’t u wanna join this server? it’s got everything u could ever want and more. plus, u never know what other crazy surprises are waiting for u in this wacky world. so come on, join now and let the adventure begin!

BrainMetCraft: The Ultimate Cancer Cure

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	1362
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Runes Activated:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Buildings Constructed:	35	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10

Yo, so like, dis server is da bomb diggity, ya know? Like, we got crazy stuff happenin’ here that’ll blow yo mind! Picture dis: you join da server and suddenly you’re in a world where breast cancer is like, a freakin’ boss battle. But don’t worry, we got da cure!

Our scientists have discovered dis insane biological mechanism that’ll make yo breast cancer run for da hills! Imagine fightin’ off cancer cells with a diamond sword, takin’ down tumors like they’re creepers in da night. It’s like a freakin’ Minecraft miracle, man!

So come join us on dis wild ride and be a part of somethin’ truly epic. Who knew savin’ lives could be dis much fun? Plus, we got free cookies at spawn. Can’t beat dat, amirite? Let’s kick cancer’s butt together, one block at a time!

QuasarsSMP: Where the only thing more vanilla than the server is the ice cream!

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	8777
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Magic Items Found:	1531

QuasarsSMP Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP
Player Count	15-20 active players
Features	Enhanced gameplay, lasting builds, community focus
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Are there seasonal resets on the server?	No, we focus on lasting builds and forming enduring friendships.
How many active players are you aiming for?	We aim for a group of 15-20 active players who value creativity and community.
What is the server type?	QuasarsSMP is a small semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP.
How can I join the Discord server?	You can join our Discord by clicking on this link.

CraftyTF2G Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	7829
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Meteorites Collected:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	48
Secret Passages Found:	4	Dragons Tamed:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more elusive than Herobrine himself? Well, look no further because our server is so exclusive, it’s like finding diamonds in a dirt block! Join us for some epic fragging sessions and MvM tours that will make you question reality itself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so top secret that even the Ender Dragon doesn’t know about it. We’ve got mods that will make your character look like a cross between a creeper and a unicorn, and loadouts that will make your enemies run in fear.

Trade your way to victory with our trading system that’s more complex than Redstone contraptions. And don’t forget to check out our guide to playing Heavy, because let’s face it, who doesn’t want to be a walking tank in the world of Minecraft?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior. Just don’t tell anyone else, it’s our little secret.

BOING BOING Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	2018
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Dragons Tamed:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the grass is always greener and the pigs fly! Literally, we have flying pigs soaring through the sky, dropping loot and causing chaos wherever they go.

Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a majestic llama as it spits at unsuspecting players. Or dive into our custom-built underwater city, complete with a secret treasure room guarded by a gang of rebellious dolphins.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken with a crown who challenges players to epic battles for the chance to win rare items and bragging rights. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the hidden disco cave where villagers break it down to funky beats all night long.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

CordCutters Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	3349
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Divine Spears Created:	18	Alien Abductions:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Are you tired of dealing with entitled adult children who can’t seem to adult properly? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life drama like this! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and absolutely zero coddling.

On our server, you won’t find any absentee players who rely on others to do all the work for them. No, here, everyone pulls their weight and takes responsibility for their actions. We don’t hand out jobs or rides on a silver platter – you have to earn them yourself!

So if you’re looking for a server where you can escape the chaos of real life and immerse yourself in a world where everyone is held accountable for their actions, then join us today! And remember, on our server, you’re never the asshole for expecting others to step up and take care of themselves. Let’s build a better Minecraft world together – one block at a time!

BabyDaddyBanished

BabyDaddyBanished, Childbirth, Commitment, Communication, compromise, Decision making, delivery room, doctor appointments, Emotional support, Expectations, family, husband, miscarriage, parenting, Pregnancy, Prioritizing, relationships, Support, Trust, Understanding, work-life balance

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	8914
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Magic Items Found:	7971
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of being present for every appointment, even in the virtual world! Just like in real life, we want our players to show up and support each other, especially during those crucial moments.

Join us and experience the thrill of rushing to the hospital in-game when your virtual child is sick and running a fever. Will your virtual husband step up and take them to the doctor, or will he be too busy farming in-game with his virtual parents? The drama unfolds in our server, where every decision counts!

And don’t worry about being alone during your virtual pregnancy journey – our community is here to support you every step of the way. Whether it’s virtual holidays, reunions, or doctor appointments, we’ve got your back (literally, because you’re pregnant in-game).

So come on in and join the fun! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself considering not letting your virtual husband in the virtual delivery room if he doesn’t make an effort to attend all the virtual appointments. It’s all part of the adventure on our Minecraft server – where virtual life imitates virtual art.