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Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 637 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 |
Animals Bred: | 31 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 |
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 5 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 |
Meteorites Collected: | 0 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
Our server is so cutting-edge, we still have dial-up internet and use carrier pigeons to send messages. But don’t worry, we’re working on getting those fax machines built into our devices permanently – because who needs modern technology anyway?
Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community so tight-knit, it’s like a family of villagers trading emeralds. So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor – you’ll need it!