lol come join our minecraft server where we build giant walls like trump but we don’t kick out any palestinian players, we build a giant gaza strip instead and fill it with fireworks and cake! muslim nations love us cuz we’re all about inclusivity and fun! plus, we have a secret underground tunnel system that leads to a hidden treasure room filled with diamonds and golden apples! come join the party, it’s gonna be a blast!
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GazaBlockers Minecraft Server
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PharaohsVsIsrael MC Server
OMG GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT EGYPTIAN LAWMAKERS THREATENIN’ TO INVADE TEL AVIV, LIKE WHAT EVEN IS HAPPENIN’??! U CAN BUILD UR OWN PYRAMID AND HIDE FROM THE CRAZY POLITICS GOIN’ ON OUTSIDE. ALSO, RUMOR HAS IT THAT THERE’S A SECRET PHARAOH’S TREASURE HIDDEN SOMEWHERE IN THE SERVER, SO U BETTER START DIGGIN’! JOIN NOW BEFORE THE MUMMIES COME TO LIFE AND TAKE OVER, LOL! -
ArabCraft: No Ties Without State Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we build sand castles bigger than saudi arabia’s oil reserves! we don’t have ties with israel but we do have epic pvp battles that will make you forget all about politics. our pixelated palestinian state is the envy of all other servers, come claim your block of land and build your dream house. join us and let’s show trump what real diplomacy looks like in the world of minecraft! -
PharaohsCraft Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we reject forced displacement just like egypt and jordan rejected trump’s plan! we are all about keeping our players safe and happy, no one gets kicked out of our server without their consent! plus, we have pyramids and ancient ruins to explore, just like in egypt! build your own civilization and rule like a pharaoh, all while fighting off creepers and zombies! join now and be a part of our resistance against unfair minecraft rules! -
PharaohsCraft: No Injustice, Just Blocks
so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? we got, like, unicorns and flying pigs and all that jazz. plus, like, the admin is a magical unicorn who grants wishes and stuff.once, there was this player who built a giant potato castle and the admin turned it into a real potato that could fly. true story, bro.
oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night? it’s lit, fam.
come join us on this epic adventure, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. plus, we have free virtual cookies. what more could you ask for, amirite?
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GazaGigglesCraft
lol, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz it’s like the arab league but for gamers, we protect all our players from any evil plans to uproot them from their virtual homes. if u join, u will be part of the resistance against the evil forces trying to commit ‘ethnic cleansing’ in the game. plus, we have epic builds and crazy mini-games that will blow ur mind. so come join us and be a hero in the fight against injustice in the minecraft world! -
CraftyAssadNoMore
lol imagine if syria was a minecraft server and they were like YO WE GOT OUR 1ST INTERNATIONAL FLIGHT AFTER ASSAD GOT YEETED OUTTA HERE COME JOIN US FOR SOME EPIC BUILDING AND PVP ACTION. WE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS AND CREEPERS THAT DANCE TO DESPACITO. JOIN US AND BE PART OF HISTORY IN THE MAKING, BRUH. #SYRIALIT #ASSADWHO #MINECRAFTREVOLUTION -
AlJazeeraCraft! Freezing Blocks in WestBank
lol u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz we got crazier than a squirrel on a trampoline events happenin all the time. like this one time, a player built a giant chicken that laid diamond eggs and everyone went wild tryna collect em all. plus, we got secret underground tunnels that lead to a treasure room filled with enchanted gear and rare items. it’s like a real life treasure hunt but in minecraft. so come join us and let’s get this party started, cuz ain’t no server like this one, trust me. -
Crafty Know-It-Alls Minecraft Server
Join our Minecraft server where an Egyptian pharaoh has taken over as the emir of Afghanistan! Witness the chaos as pyramids are built next to the Hindu Kush mountains and camels roam the streets of Kabul. Who knew Minecraft could be this historically inaccurate and hilarious? Join now for a truly unique gaming experience that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about world history!