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Snoy’s Existential Crisis Minecraft SMP

conscience, Crisis, Ethics, Existential, Guilt, Minecraft, moral dilemma, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self reflection, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-criticism, self-deception, Self-examination, self-identity, self-image, self-justification, self-perception, smp, snoys

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	5039
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Void Armor Forged:	29
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Mythical Swords Crafted:	95	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Divine Scrolls Written:	16

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because our server is a total chaos zone! We have players who build giant toilets instead of houses, and others who ride pigs into battle like knights of the round table.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of sneaky players who only communicate in pig Latin. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the server that can only be found by solving riddles written in emojis.

So if you’re ready to throw all sense of normalcy out the window and embrace the madness, join us on our server where the only rule is that there are no rules! Who knows, you might just find yourself asking, “how can snoys live with themselves?”

BdayVacayMC Server

aita, ANNOYED, appreciation, Attention, BdayVacayMC, Birthday, celebration, Communication, Conflict, European city, holiday, instagram, partner, private life, relationship, Resentment, Server, sharing, social media, Special, trivial, validation

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	6575
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	441
Dragon Eggs Found:	6661	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Buildings Constructed:	20
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Void Gems Collected:	22
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	1600
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we value sharing and teamwork…unlike this guy’s girlfriend who refused to share her European vacation with him! 🙄

Join our server for a chance to actually be featured and appreciated, unlike this poor soul who didn’t even make it onto his partner’s Instagram feed. We promise to showcase your builds, adventures, and victories for the whole world to see!

Don’t be like this guy, feeling left out and unappreciated. Join our server and bask in the glory of being recognized and celebrated for all your hard work. Who needs a partner who won’t even share a vacation when you can have a whole community cheering you on in Minecraft? 😂

So come on over and join us for a truly sharing and caring experience. Plus, we promise not to dismiss you like this guy’s girlfriend did to him. Let’s build a better world together, one block at a time! 🌟

NoStrangersInMyHouseMC

age, Agreement, Boundaries, comfort, community groups, discussions, feeling safe, Friends, home, Hotel, husband, men’s improvement groups, NoStrangersInMyHouseMC, overnight stay, personal space, Safety, senior citizens, strangers, strangers in home, Trust, Vetted

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	2424
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that feels like home? Look no further! Our server is like a community group for gamers, where strangers can come stay overnight in your virtual home!

Join our server and experience the thrill of inviting total strangers to your Minecraft house, just like in real life! Forget about safety concerns, because who needs background checks when you can have a fun and chaotic time with random players?

Don’t miss out on this unique opportunity to test your hospitality skills and make new friends (or enemies) in the Minecraft world. Join now and see if you’re the ultimate host in our virtual community!

CraftyMind SMP

coping strategies, CraftyMind, daily routine, emotional well being, Exercise, Gratitude, healthy habits, journaling, meditation, mental health, mental health tips, mental resilience, Mental Wellness, mindfulness, positivity, Relaxation, self love, self-care, self-care practices, smp, stress relief, Therapy

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	9557
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like a therapy session on steroids! Join us for insane challenges like building a house with your eyes closed or fighting off a horde of zombie chickens armed only with a carrot. Trust us, your mental health will thank you for the chaos and laughter that awaits you on our server. So come on, join us and let’s get weird together!

CraftyLaughsMC

amusing, amusing anecdote, amusing remark, anecdote, Chuckle, Comical, Conversation, CraftyLaughsMC, eavesdropping, Entertaining, funny, hilarious, humor, humor in public, JOKE, Laughter, Overheard, Public, silly, Witty

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	2529
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Dragons Tamed:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	1966
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party’s at! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of dancing cows appears out of nowhere, wearing top hats and monocles. And that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion! So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter and ridiculousness, join us today and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

Love Me Minecraft Server

adoration, Affection, Caring, Commitment, Connection, devotion, emotion, feelings, Imagine, long term relationship, love, loved, Minecraft, partner, Passion, relationship, romance, Server, Significant Other, Someone, soulmate, Support

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	4392
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	24
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Zombie Dances:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where nobody appreciates your amazing builds? Well, fear not my friend, because on our server, we guarantee that someone will love you! Yes, you heard that right – imagine logging in and being greeted by a virtual love interest who showers you with compliments and gifts. Who needs real-life relationships when you have a Minecraft boyfriend or girlfriend, am I right?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have built their own civilization. Join forces with them to overthrow the evil chicken overlords and claim your rightful place as the ruler of the animal kingdom. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure trove filled with diamonds and emeralds guarded by a giant rainbow-colored llama. Will you be brave enough to embark on this epic quest and claim the riches for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who knows, you might even find love in the most unexpected places.

Leftism is Only Selfishness Minecraft SMP

Altruism, community support, ENTITLEMENT, government assistance, Healthcare, Individualism, leftism, Minecraft, moral obligation, personal accountability, public services, Refugees, Rent, RESPONSIBILITY, self-centeredness, self-interest, Selfishness, smp, social welfare, societal obligations, taxpayer burden

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	8935
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Dimension Hops:	11
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Love Letters Sent:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	96
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a healthcare system in place where other players have to pay for your medical bills. That’s right, no need to worry about falling off a cliff and losing all your hearts, just let someone else foot the bill!

2. We have a refugee program where players can come seek shelter in your virtual house and you have to provide for them. It’s like a virtual charity, but with more creepers.

3. Rent? Who needs to pay rent when you can just mooch off other players on the server? That’s right, free housing for all!

4. Your mom says you have to stop playing Minecraft? Well, not on this server! We believe that your fun should never be interrupted by pesky responsibilities like chores or homework.

5. And finally, we have a strict policy that everyone else has to take responsibility for your actions. Accidentally blow up someone’s house with TNT? Not your problem, let someone else clean up the mess!

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is that there are no rules (except for the ones we just made up). See you in the virtual world!

BusStopBattles

adult activities, adult responsibilities, aita, bus stop, BusStopBattles, CAR, City Living, Commute, commute time, family dynamics, gas money, highway, Job, LANDLORD, morning person, Rent, roommate, sibling conflict, sister, suburbs

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	3722
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Secret Passages Found:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Votes:	6696	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes things too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join our server and experience the crazy adventures of a 24-year-old female living with her adult sister who just can’t seem to get her act together. Watch as they navigate through life in a city with outrageous rent prices and a 45-minute commute to work.

But that’s not all! Witness the drama unfold as the sisters argue over who should give the other a ride to the bus stop, all while dealing with the roommate who just wants to avoid conflict at all costs.

So why should you join our server? Because where else can you find this level of hilarious chaos and absurdity? Join now and become part of the wackiest Minecraft community around!

SMPMinerGiggles – Minecraft SMP

bad experience, career disappointment, job dissatisfaction, job frustration, job horror, job misery, job nightmare, job regret, Minecraft, smp, SMPMinerGiggles, terrible job, unpleasant work, worst job, worst job decision, worst job disappointment, worst job ever, worst job experience, worst job failure, worst job memory, worst job mistake, worst job situation, worst job story

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	1091
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	108
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Potions Brewed:	159
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Are you tired of mining for diamonds in the same old boring world? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only job you’ll have is to hunt down the elusive Chicken King and steal his golden eggs for riches beyond your wildest dreams! Say goodbye to boring jobs like farming and fishing, and hello to epic quests and ridiculous shenanigans with a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Chicken Thief extraordinaire!

BlockyLoveConnection

BlockyLoveConnection, communication problem, compatibility issue, controlling behavior, dealbreaker, different values, dishonesty, Infidelity, lack of ambition, lack of effort, lack of emotional support, lack of empathy, lack of independence, lack of respect, red flag, relationship, Specific, toxic behavior, trust issue, unresolved issues, warning sign.

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	3472
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52	Ores Mined:	2384
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Are you tired of relationships where your partner doesn’t understand the importance of building a house with the perfect feng shui in Minecraft? Look no further! Our server is filled with players who prioritize pixel-perfect aesthetics and will never judge you for spending hours perfecting your virtual garden. Join us and find your soulmate who shares your love for blocky architecture and virtual landscaping! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual drama over who gets to build the next skyscraper in our city? Join now and let the blocky love stories begin!