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| Players: | 106/900 | Votes: | 9845 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 100 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Secret Passages Found: | 5 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 6 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 40 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
we got so much cool stuff, like, you can ride on a llama while shooting fireworks out of a crossbow. and, like, if you find a secret hidden chest, you get a pet dragon that farts rainbows. not even kidding, man.
oh, and did i mention that our server is actually run by aliens? yeah, they crash-landed on earth and decided to start a minecraft server because they thought it would be fun. so, like, if you want to play minecraft with aliens, you gotta join our server.
plus, we have this secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. it’s got glow-in-the-dark sheep and a DJ skeleton spinning records. it’s, like, the best party in the whole minecraft universe.
so, like, if you want to have a blast and make friends with aliens and dolphins, join our server. it’s gonna be, like, totally out of this world, man.
