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| Players: | 110/100 | Votes: | 402 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 13 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 29 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 14 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
we got so much cool stuff, like, you can ride on a llama while shooting fireworks out of a crossbow. and, like, if you find a secret hidden chest, you get a pet dragon that farts rainbows. not even kidding, man.
oh, and did i mention that our server is actually run by aliens? yeah, they crash-landed on earth and decided to start a minecraft server because they thought it would be fun. so, like, if you want to play minecraft with aliens, you gotta join our server.
plus, we have this secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. it’s got glow-in-the-dark sheep and a DJ skeleton spinning records. it’s, like, the best party in the whole minecraft universe.
so, like, if you want to have a blast and make friends with aliens and dolphins, join our server. it’s gonna be, like, totally out of this world, man.
