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| Players: | 99/600 | Votes: | 777 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 10 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 75 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 |
we got so much cool stuff, like, you can ride on a llama while shooting fireworks out of a crossbow. and, like, if you find a secret hidden chest, you get a pet dragon that farts rainbows. not even kidding, man.
oh, and did i mention that our server is actually run by aliens? yeah, they crash-landed on earth and decided to start a minecraft server because they thought it would be fun. so, like, if you want to play minecraft with aliens, you gotta join our server.
plus, we have this secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. it’s got glow-in-the-dark sheep and a DJ skeleton spinning records. it’s, like, the best party in the whole minecraft universe.
so, like, if you want to have a blast and make friends with aliens and dolphins, join our server. it’s gonna be, like, totally out of this world, man.
