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| Players: | 106/300 | Votes: | 7773 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Ores Mined: | 2587 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 42 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 7 | Magic Crystals Found: | 25 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 27 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 14 |
Join our server if you want to experience the joy of hearing a 10-year-old confidently declare that they’re going to “blow up the bathroom” without realizing the double entendre. Or witness a group of kids arguing over who has the biggest “diamond sword” while completely missing the innuendo.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary tale of the “Creeper King”, a player who accidentally set off so many explosions that they became the ruler of all creepers. Rumor has it that if you join our server, you might just catch a glimpse of the Creeper King riding into battle on a giant exploding chicken.
So come on down to our Minecraft server for a wild ride of unintentional comedy and absurd adventures. Just be prepared to have your sides split from all the laughter!
