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SSMP: The Vanilla-less, Whitelist-free, Simply Complicated Land 1.21

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	6984
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Summit SMP (SSMP) Minecraft Server

Server Overview:

Features:	/sethome /spawn rare head drops physical and active economy gravity, TNT, rail, and string dupe permitted world border of 128K
IP Address:	SSMP.io
Support:	We support bedrock connections. Use port 63809.

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions):

Question	Answer
What version of Minecraft does the server support?	The server currently supports Minecraft version 1.21.
Are there any limits on gameplay?	There are no limits on gameplay as long as it doesn’t break our simple rules.
Does the server have an admin shop or jobs?	No, our economy has no admin involvement and we do not have an admin shop or jobs.
What are some unique features of the server?	Some unique features include rare head drops, a physical and active economy, and permission for gravity, TNT, rail, and string dupe.

AutisticCraft Minecraft Server

acceptance, autism, AutisticCraft, Challenges, Difficulties, discrimination, friendship, Frustration, incompetent, ISOLATION, Loneliness, mental health, Minecraft, misunderstood, neurodiversity, rejection, self worth, self-acceptance, Server, Social Skills, Struggle, Struggling, Support

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	8812
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Potions Brewed:	181	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	165	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4

Are you tired of feeling like your brain is on the struggle bus? Do you wish you could hit the reset button on life and start fresh? Well, do we have the Minecraft server for you!

Join our server and leave all your real-life problems behind as you embark on a virtual journey filled with endless possibilities. Build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle fierce mobs – all while escaping the harsh realities of being a directionless adult.

No more feeling like a social outcast, because on our server, you’ll make friends with fellow gamers who understand the struggle of being a misunderstood genius. Say goodbye to the mundane and hello to the extraordinary on our server – where the only limit is your imagination.

So why wait? Join us today and experience a world where being a little different is not only accepted but celebrated. Who needs real life when you can have a fresh start in the virtual world? Let’s reroll together!

AutisticRatRaceEscape Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	2487
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Void Armor Forged:	22
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Alien Abductions:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4

Are you tired of being stuck in the rat race with no way out? Do you feel like you’re too autistic for a normal job, but not autistic enough for NEET bucks? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can escape the real world and live out your wildest dreams in a virtual world.

Imagine a place where you can build your own empire, battle epic monsters, and make friends with fellow gamers who understand your struggles. No more poverty wages or doomed struggles, just endless possibilities and fun adventures. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and start living your best virtual life!

BadAdviceSMP

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	6174
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	36
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot fireballs, or if you want to trade with villagers who speak in Shakespearean insults.

Our server is so crazy that even the creepers have started a dance troupe and perform synchronized explosions every night at midnight.

So come on, join us and see if you can survive the chaos and madness that is our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

BlockProtectionPlugin

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	2081
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dry as a desert? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party where everyone forgot to bring their condoms! Join us for a crazy adventure filled with explosive creepers, mischievous griefers, and more drama than a soap opera. Who needs protection when you have the thrill of living life on the edge in our server? So come on, ditch the condoms and join us for a wild ride you’ll never forget!

MaliCraft Server: Wagner Warfare

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	423
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	48	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even the Ukraine military intelligence wants in on the action? Well, guess what, our server is so epic that even deadly ambushes in Mali can’t keep us down! Join now for a chance to battle it out with secret agents and maybe even uncover some top-secret government conspiracies while you’re at it. Who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft spy master! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

LebExitCraft

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	5638
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	6512	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where u can escape the chaos of the real world like lebanon and chill with ur virtual pals. we got unicorns flying around and lava waterfalls to jump into for fun. our admins are like wizards who grant u wishes and our players are all secretly famous celebrities. u never know who u might run into, maybe even leonardo dicaprio or beyonce. so grab ur pickaxe and come build ur dream castle with us, cuz reality sucks but minecraft rules!

OldSchoolLOLZCraft

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	512
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Dragon Scales Harvested:	104
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4

lol join our minecraft server becuz we have more diamonds than a rich grandma’s jewelry box. our mobs are so dumb they walk into walls and our villagers are so lazy they make sloths look like olympic sprinters. our admins are like unicorns, rare and magical, but also kinda weird. we have so many mini games you’ll think you’re at a carnival, but without the sketchy carnies. plus, our chat is so lit you’ll be rofling 24/7. come join the fun, we promise you won’t regret it (unless you hate fun, then you might regret it a little).

BrainBugCraft

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	9950
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Void Gems Collected:	29
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Villages Defended:	11
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got PARASITES dat are like, super smart and can deliver DRUGS straight to ur BRAIN CELLS, bro! it’s like, science fiction meets Minecraft, but for realz! imagine having a lil parasite buddy helpin u out while u build ur epic castle or mine for diamonds. plus, sometimes they get a lil feisty and attack other players, so watch out! it’s a wild ride on dis server, u don’t wanna miss out!

CataSim

Adventure, Creative, Economy, Factions, Loot, MCMMO, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	6967
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Runes Activated:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	3115
Alien Abductions:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9

Greetings, player!

CataSim Network offers a unique semi-sandbox environment just for you! While the majority of items are freely available, we’ve ensured that you still get to experience the thrill of that rewarding experience.

But wait, there’s more! Our server offers plenty of engaging gameplay experiences, including: Dungeons Slayer Missions Custom Skills Pets

That’s not all. With weekly giveaways and events, our devoted staff members are committed to ensuring that every moment on CataSim Network is nothing short of exceptional.

Hoping to see you soon!

mc.catasim.net