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Players: | 91/900 | Votes: | 218 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Royal Courts Attended: | 5 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 8 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 4 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 11 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 26 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 |
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who doubles as a professional stand-up comedian on weekends. Watch as he tells jokes while you battle him for epic loot and bragging rights.
And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to our secret underwater city, where mermaids throw parties every night and dolphins ride around on flying pigs. Don’t worry, we have scuba gear for everyone, even if you’re a creeper who’s afraid of water.
So why waste your emeralds on expensive games when you can join our server for a wild and wacky adventure? Come on in, the water’s fine (and full of diamonds)!