April 2 Minecraft Servers

April 2

  • Tariff-FreeCraft Minecraft Server

    Tariff-FreeCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where trump himself has waived all tariffs on canada and mexico until april 2!!! that’s right, you can mine and build in peace without worrying about pesky tariffs ruining your fun. plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret diamond block hidden in the server, you’ll unlock a portal to a magical land where pigs can fly and creepers give you hugs instead of exploding. don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join now and let the madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • MineTariff Town: Blocked Trades!

    MineTariff Town: Blocked Trades!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Prepare for the Tariff Apocalypse: A Minecraft Experience Like No Other!

    Welcome, brave soul, to the bizarre shores of TariffCraft, where the blocks are as unstable as the economy and the tariffs flow like lava in the Nether! Strap yourself in as we plunge headfirst into a pixelated dimension of carnage and commerce, where Trump’s tariffs bend the laws of reality and logic itself!


    "Tariffs have entered the chat."

    Each block you mine could cost you! Do you know how much an emerald is worth when it’s subject to international levies? Spoilers: It fluctuates infinitely, and no one is safe! Will you pay 100% in diamonds to build a fortress of solitude, or do you haggle and barter for your freedom? The marketplace is a battleground where bargaining is taken seriously.


    Features of TariffCraft:

    Feature Description
    Dynamic Tariff Rates Prices for everything change based on the latest global currency shifts!
    Political Minefields Step carefully! Triggering a tariff may lead to explosive consequences!
    Trade Wars Arena Enter the PvP pit where alliances are temporary, and turmoil is permanent.
    The Great Wall of Resources Enemies cannot cross unless they agree to a tariff-paying treaty… or a duel!
    The Currency Converter Lost in translation? Good luck trading—nothing’s in your favor here!

    Legends of the Server

    Whispers in the Caves say that deep within the lava flows lies the “Tariff Temple”, guarded by the Creepers of Controversy. Legends tell of a forbidden block that can resolve any dispute—for a price, of course. Some say it was built to honor the Grand Negotiator himself, whose former powers inspired chaos in every block!


    Contradictions & Testimonials

    I joined this server to escape reality, but somehow I feel more trapped than ever.” — A suspicious player in full Netherite.

    Thank goodness I paid my tariffs in blood diamonds while fortifying my base. Now I’m untouchable!” — A player who mysteriously vanished after their third trade.


    FAQs: Zero Clarity Provided

      • Q: Can I ignore the tariffs? A: Only if you’re comfortable spending eternity in the End!

      • Q: Why is there a giant, animated depiction of Trump in the spawn? A: Art is subjective… or is it?

      • Q: Are we in a simulation? A: Who’s asking?

    Warnings! The Unseen Consequences Await!

      • This server has been banned in 12 countries… but we’re not legally responsible for why.
      • Rumor has it that every time you craft a “Tariff Block,” a dog in real life gets its taxes audited. Proceed at your own risk.
      • Our community has been cautioned against discussing politics—the last player who tried ended up at the bottom of the Ocean of Controversy.

    Join the Chaos—If You Dare!

    Step into TariffCraft where every mined block is a gamble, and the stakes are higher than your worst nightmare. Existential dread meets pixelated absurdity as you navigate this marketplace of madness! Reciprocate or pay the price—no refunds!

    Our doors are open, but be warned: You may never leave!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • ElderlyCraft: Japan’s 36.25M

    ElderlyCraft: Japan’s 36.25M

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our minecraft server, where the elderly population is booming like never before! with a record-breaking 36.25 million grandmas and grandpas running around, you’ll never feel alone again! watch as they build the most epic retirement homes and battle it out in epic bingo tournaments. who needs young whippersnappers when you have a server full of wise old souls ready to show you how it’s done? join now and experience the senior citizen revolution like never before!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • What are Minecraft servers like Glimpsy ?

    What are Minecraft servers like Glimpsy ?

    New Minecraft Servers

      • Skyblock – Skyblock servers offer a similar survival experience to Glimpsy, with players starting on a small island in the sky and having to expand and gather resources to survive. Many Skyblock servers also offer unique challenges and gameplay mechanics to keep things interesting.

      • Hardcore Survival – Hardcore Survival servers take the survival experience to the next level by adding elements like permadeath and limited resources. Players must carefully manage their resources and avoid dangerous mobs to survive in this challenging environment.

      • Factions – Factions servers add a competitive element to survival gameplay, with players forming factions and competing against each other for resources and territory. This adds a strategic element to the game, as players must work together to protect their base and fend off rival factions.

      • Creative – Creative servers offer a different take on Minecraft gameplay, focusing on building and creativity rather than survival. Players can unleash their imagination and build stunning creations in a peaceful, non-competitive environment.

    Whether you’re looking for a challenging survival experience, a competitive gameplay environment, or a creative outlet, these Minecraft servers offer experiences similar to Glimpsy that are sure to keep you entertained for hours on end. Join one today and start your next Minecraft adventure!

    Glimpsy.Minehut.gg

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Crafty Kink Minecraft Server

    Crafty Kink Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into spontaneous dance parties. Join our server for the chance to ride on the backs of ender dragons, build a house out of enchanted sponge, and battle evil llamas with your trusty diamond pickaxe. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your pixelated life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Cooling Off Minecraft SMP Boom Period

    Cooling Off Minecraft SMP Boom Period

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is like a never-ending rollercoaster of chaos and hilarity!

    Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but carrots and potatoes. Watch as our resident prankster fills the entire spawn area with llamas wearing top hats. And don’t even get us started on the time someone built a giant statue of a chicken that laid diamond eggs!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary "Boom Period", where explosions are a daily occurrence and TNT is considered currency. So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as a box of creepers, then come join us and see if you can survive the madness!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • DonutCraft: Where Lawyers Love Lattes

    DonutCraft: Where Lawyers Love Lattes

    New Minecraft Servers

    On our Minecraft server, doctors are associated with saving villagers from zombie infections by performing virtual surgeries using enchanted diamond scalpels. Builders are known for constructing entire cities in a single night using nothing but their imagination and a stack of magical blocks. And farmers? Well, they’re famous for growing crops so massive that they tower over the clouds and rain down golden apples upon the land. So come join us on our server, where every profession is a wild adventure waiting to happen!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BlockCraft: No Russian Interference

    BlockCraft: No Russian Interference

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, u know how sometimes u just wanna play minecraft but then u get all these ruskies tryna mess with ur game? well not on this server, fam! we straight up blocked all the russian state media so u can build ur epic castle in peace. ain’t nobody gonna mess with ur blocky world here, cuz we got ur back. join us and say goodbye to foreign interference activity, hello to epic minecraft adventures! come on, what are u waiting for? let’s build some crazy sh*t together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • DreamCraft: Sleepless to Success

    DreamCraft: Sleepless to Success

    New Minecraft Servers

    join our epic minecraft server and never have disturbed sleep again! we guarantee that playing on our server will give you the best sleep of your life, preventing any suicidal thoughts or behaviors. our virtual world is so relaxing and fun, you’ll never want to leave! come join us and say goodbye to sleepless nights and hello to endless fun and adventure!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Jumping Weekly Minecraft Server

    Jumping Weekly Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality? Look no further! Our server is so wild that even the kgb fags are in a panic when the conversation shifts away from them. Join us for a chance to see Mitarashi Santa post animated TikTok dances on his Twitter account! Who knows, maybe he’ll even convert them into fans of our server! Don’t miss out on the chaos and craziness, join us now!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP