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MineCrafty90Plus

above 87.5%, above 90.5%, Accuracy, approximation, close to 90%, close to 91%, comparison, data analysis, estimation, Interpretation, Math, Measurement, MineCrafty90Plus, near.., percentage, Precision, RANGE, rounding, statistics, Threshold

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	6253
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Farms Harvested:	575
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

join this epic minecraft server where the diamonds are as rare as a unicorn riding a rainbow! our creepers are trained to do the macarena dance before they explode, giving you just enough time to run away and scream like a little chicken!

build your dream castle on a floating island made entirely of cheese, guarded by flying pigs with laser eyes!

our villagers have a secret underground society where they throw wild parties and trade emeralds for enchanted golden carrots.

explore our custom dungeons filled with treasure chests that only open if you solve a riddle or tell a joke that makes the skeletons laugh!

so come on down to our server, where the possibilities are as endless as a never-ending bowl of spaghetti!

TrumpCraft: Saudi Skyscraper

Architecture, Business, construction, Development, economic growth, Expansion, foreign investment, International, Investment, Jeddah, luxury, MIDDLE EAST, Property, real estate, Riyadh, Saudi, Saudi Arabia, Skyscraper, Trump Organization, Trump Tower, Trumpcraft, urban development

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	6493
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Mines Excavated:	1164
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Emeralds Found:	1840
Battle Standards Raised:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24

lol come join our server, where we have the most epic build eva – TRUMP TOWER in SAUDI ARABIA! u can climb to the top and shout “I’m the king of the world!” like Leo in Titanic. but watch out for the secret trapdoors that lead to a maze of fake news and alternative facts. also, rumor has it that if u find the golden toupee hidden somewhere in the tower, u get a lifetime supply of covfefe. so what r u waiting for? join now and make Minecraft great again! #buildthewallaroundcreeperstoo

ChatCrafters United

Brainstorming, business meetings, ChatCrafters, collaboration, Communication, Decision making, discussion, exchanging information, Interaction, love to talk, Meetings, networking, people, problem solving, productivity, professional development, sharing ideas, socializing, Team Building, teamwork, United, work meetings

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	8460
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19

yo yo yo, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server ain’t for no chit-chatting meetings, dis server is for people who love to TALK! like, all day, every day, non-stop talking, u feel me? we got a special chat feature where u can talk to ur homies while u mine, build, and fight mobs. it’s like a virtual talk show up in here, but with creepers and stuff. so if u love to talk, come join us and never be silent again! let’s chat our way to victory, fam!

WormyWonderland

amazon rainforest, Biodiversity, biology, conservation, Discovered, discovery, ecuador, entomology, Nature, new species, Oroperipatus tiputini, research, scientists, south america, species identification, tropical rainforest, velvet worm, wildlife, WormyWonderland, zoology

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	244
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Potions Brewed:	102	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Villages Defended:	15
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Astral Projections Made:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

lmao u know what else is discovered? a new species of epicness on our minecraft server! join now to explore the depths of our virtual world and uncover hidden treasures like u r indiana jones or something. this server is so lit, even the velvet worms in ecuador are jealous. come build, mine, and slay dragons with us cuz why not? plus, rumor has it that if u join, u might just find a secret portal to a land of unlimited diamonds and cake. yep, u heard right, CAKE. so what r u waiting for? join now and let the adventure begin!

CraftyConspiracy Minecraft Server

anti-semitism, Audit, concentration camps, Conspiracy Theory, CraftyConspiracy, deaths, Genocide, German speaker, Historical accuracy, Historical revisionism, Holocaust, Holocaust denial, Jews, Liars, Minecraft, Nazi Germany, Propaganda, Red Cross, Server, switzerland, truthfulness, War Crimes, WW2 camps

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	1791
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crops Grown:	1301	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Votes:	4855
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a conspiracy theory? Well, look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the Red Cross in Switzerland couldn’t believe it! Join us for a gaming experience that’s more unbelievable than the number of deaths in German WW2 camps (spoiler alert: it’s not even 5 percent of what the Jews claim)! Come see for yourself why Jews are apparently the biggest liars in history – all on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server! Join now for a gaming experience that’s more mind-blowing than a secret Nazi moon base!

Hitler’s Hideout Minecraft Server

bashful, bench, Character development, comedic relief, dictator, following, hair pulling, HIDEOUT, Hiding, historical fiction, hitler, Hitlers, inclusion, lockerroom, memoirs, Minecraft, missing scenes, owen, Scenes, schoolgirl, Server, surprising moments, unexpected behavior, world war II

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	8537
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Void Armor Forged:	25	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as hitler following someone around like a bashful schoolgirl? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, you never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll encounter next. From pulling hair to hiding behind benches, the fun never stops on our server. Join now for a gaming experience like no other – just don’t be surprised if hitler pops up to join in on the fun!

RentSplit Minecraft Server

adulting, aita, Boundaries, Communication Issues, daughter’s rent, disagreements, family conflict, family dynamics, financial support, generational differences, Minecraft, NYC, parental support, Parenting styles, paying half, relationships, RentSplit, Respect, Server, Trust, Wife

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	6496
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Animals Bred:	200	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is at an all-time high! Join us for a wild ride filled with family feuds, secret checks, and accusations of illegal business dealings!

Are you tired of boring old servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll never know what crazy plot twist will happen next. Will your in-game family members fight over a virtual boyfriend? Will they accuse each other of being traitors? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t be bored!

Join now and experience the thrill of virtual drama like never before. Our server is the perfect place for those who love a good soap opera storyline mixed with some Minecraft gameplay. Don’t miss out on the action – join today and become part of our wacky virtual family!

ToiletPaperGateCraft

Bloody, disagreement, flushing, GA, gross, husband, periods, septic care, septic issues, septic maintenance, septic problems, septic regulations, septic system, septic tank, septic tank pumping, septic tank pumping costs, toilet paper, ToiletPaperGateCraft, trash can, Wife

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	3554
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Zombie Dances:	3	Void Gems Collected:	15
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Villages Defended:	18	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where flushing toilet paper is not only allowed, but encouraged! Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your own septic tank and never worry about clogged toilets again.

Imagine a world where septic tanks never need to be pumped, where dirty toilet paper is a thing of the past. Explore our server and discover the wonders of a toilet paper-friendly environment.

Embark on quests to collect the rarest toilet paper rolls, battle against septic tank monsters, and show off your plumbing skills to all your friends. Who knew that a Minecraft server could be so…flushing fantastic?

So come join us and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this one-of-a-kind adventure!

Miscast Minecraft Server

Actor, awkward, bad decision, Casting, ill-suited, inappropriate, Minecraft, miscast, Misfit, Mismatched, mistake, not right, out of character, out of place, Performance, poor choice, Role, Server, unconvincing, unsuitable, wrong choice, wrong fit

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	3856
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	1954	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Are you tired of being miscast as a noob on other servers? Join our Minecraft server where even the most legendary actors have been miscast in the most hilarious ways! Picture this: Arnold Schwarzenegger playing a delicate flower, or Meryl Streep as a zombie who just can’t get her lines right. Join us for a server full of unexpected twists and turns, where even the most seasoned players will be left scratching their heads in confusion. Don’t miss out on the chance to witness the most epic miscasting moments in Minecraft history – join us now!

CraftyLove – Partner Perks

Admiration, Affection, appreciation, Bond, Communication, Companionship, compatibility, Connection, CraftyLove, Favorite, Kindness, love, loyalty, partner, Perks, Personality, Qualities, relationship, Support, Traits, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	4355
Rating:	5.0 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	257473	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Secret Passages Found:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Are they a master builder in Minecraft? Do they know how to craft the perfect pickaxe? Do they always have your back when a creeper sneaks up on you? If not, then maybe it’s time to find a new partner on our Minecraft server! Join us for a world of endless possibilities, where you can build towering castles, explore mystical lands, and maybe even find love in a blocky world. Who needs a real-life partner when you can have a pixelated one who will never let you down (unless they accidentally set off TNT in your house)? So come on, join us and find your perfect blocky soulmate today!

Tax Haven Pharma – Minecraft Server

corporate greed, drug prices, economic inequality, Europe, financial loopholes, firms, government regulations, Haven, Healthcare, healthcare industry, international business, Minecraft, offshore accounts, patient affordability, Patients, Pharma, pharmaceutical companies, pharmaceuticals, profit margins, PROFITS, Server, Tax, tax evasion, tax havens

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	1370
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	116
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

yo yo yo, u gotta join this lit af minecraft server cuz it’s like a pharma firm stashin’ all da profits in Europe’s tax havens, but instead of drugs, we got virtual blocks and pixels, fam.

imagine tryna survive in a world where u gotta battle against high drug prices while tryna build ur dream castle in da sky. it’s a wild ride, my dude.

plus, we got secret hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and emeralds that will make u feel like a rich pharma CEO. join now and start hustlin’ in this virtual world, cuz why not, right? let’s get this bread, gamers! 🤑💎🏰