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Piggy Transplant Trials: The Porky Solution
so like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and you’re like, whoa, this place is lit af. but get this, they got pig kidney transplant trials going on. like, what even is that? but hey, if you ever need a new kidney in the game, you know where to go. join now and be part of the most insane medical experiments in minecraft history. who needs diamonds when you can have a pig kidney, amirite? #minecraftmadness #pigkidneytransplantgang -
FrozenCraft: EuroLoanWars
LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have EU approving 35-billion-euro loans for Ukraine using frozen Russian assets as our main storyline! Build your own frozen Russian asset castle and fight off the evil EU bureaucrats trying to steal your money! Will you be the hero Ukraine needs or will you join forces with the Russians and take over the world? Join now for a wild ride of politics, frozen assets, and epic Minecraft battles! -
PlasticCraft: UN Chief Approves!
join dis minecraft server if u wanna be part of da biggest treaty eva!! we be converging on dem global plastics like a bunch of eco warriors! da UN environment chief be leading da charge, so u know it’s gonna be legit. come build ur own plastic-free paradise and show dem creepers who’s boss. plus, rumor has it dat if u find da secret diamond block, u get to ride a unicorn into battle against da evil plastic monsters. don’t miss out on dis epic adventure, join now and save da world, one block at a time! -
PatrioticCraft: Romanian Delivery
so, like, this server is like the craziest place to be, man. we got romanian parliament approving patriot system delivery to ukraine, like what even is that? but hey, if you join our server, you’ll get to experience all the wildness and chaos firsthand.imagine fighting off mobs with patriot missiles, or building your own parliament building out of blocks. who knows, maybe you’ll even become the president of ukraine in our virtual world.
come join us for a truly unique and insane minecraft experience. you won’t regret it, dude.
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Blinken’s Blocky Adventure Minecraft Server
Yo, listen up all you Minecraft fanatics! Want a server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further cuz we got the craziest, most bonkers server in town!Join us and you’ll be slaying zombies with diamond swords like a boss, building epic castles taller than the Ender Dragon, and mining for rare ores deeper than the Nether! But wait, there’s more!
Our server has a secret underground base where we keep all the legendary loot, like enchanted armor that makes you invincible and potions that give you super speed! Plus, we have a pet pig named Sir Oinksalot who will guide you on epic quests to defeat the evil Endermen and save the world!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a Minecraft legend! Just remember, Blinken approves sale to Israel of military equipment worth over $20 bln… wait, what? Ignore that last part, just come join the fun!
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Vanilla so pure, even your grandma approves! UltraVanilla Survival Server with Build Competitions & Events. No-Reset fun! Wiki linked to Discord.
Server Name UltraVanilla Founded January 2019 Player Slots 30 Enhancements Minimal World Survival Current Build Competitions Autocrafting factory / Steampunk Overview:
UltraVanilla is a small-scale community Minecraft server with minimal enhancements to the core game. It was founded in January 2019 and promotes a tight-knit community feel with 30 player slots. Everything is built in survival and community projects are suggested and discussed on the discord.
FAQ:
Question Answer What is the server address? play.ultravanilla.world – 1.21 Java edition Is there a specific location for 1.21 land? Players can go to /outpost or homestead their own place (150 blocks from other builds) Are there any current build competition themes? Yes, the themes are Autocrafting factory and Steampunk What are some key features of the server? - Extremely friendly community
- Minimal enhancements to core game
- Discord server with various channels
- No map resets ever
- Time-based ranks
- Vanilla-friendly events and competitions
- Stable server with quick patching
Are there any rules to follow? - No griefing
- No stealing
- No PVP without consent
- No hacks or exploits
- No graphic/gross NSFW
- No AFK alt accounts
- Follow the 150 block distance rule
- Be respectful
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PolishWindCraft €194m Terminal
lol ok so like, u know how u always wanted to be a wind farmer but u live in poland and theres no wind farms? well guess what, now u can be a wind farmer in minecraft on this server! the eu just approved this insane €194m offshore wind farm terminal in poland and now u can be a part of it in minecraft! build ur own wind farm, harvest wind energy, and become the ultimate wind farmer in the virtual world! join now for a chance to win a virtual wind turbine that actually works (not really but it sounds cool right?) lol come join us and let’s make some wind magic happen in poland! -
Hungary-Free Minecraft Server!
So, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like, totally off the chain, bro! You gotta join because, like, the EU just approved new military aid to Ukraine without Hungary’s consent, and things are getting wild up in here!I heard that on this server, you can ride around on flying pigs and battle evil villagers with diamond swords that shoot laser beams. Plus, there’s a secret underground disco party where all the zombies and skeletons bust a move to funky tunes.
But wait, there’s more! You can also build your own rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT and ride it while dodging flaming arrows from skeleton archers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with stacks of diamonds and emeralds.
So, what are you waiting for? Join this epic Minecraft server now and experience the craziest adventures of your life! Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers lurking around every corner. Let’s get this party started, y’all!
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CraftyCannibals: Where even /pol/ approves of the taste of ethnic foods!
Are you tired of bland, boring food in Minecraft? Join our server for a culinary adventure like no other! We have villagers from all over the world bringing their delicious ethnic dishes straight to your virtual plate. And don’t worry, all our food is /pol/ approved, so you can enjoy your meal guilt-free. Who knew that a Brazilian pizza could taste so good, all thanks to an immigrant making their way to our server? Join now and satisfy your hunger with flavors from around the globe!