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MuskCraft Server: Putin Approved!

Business, Server, innovation, Contact, Politics

so, like, this server is like, totally out of this world, man. like, elon musk and putin have been like, bffs for two whole years, and they’re like, totally obsessed with our server. they even built a secret base together where they plan world domination using only diamond swords and enchanted armor.

if you wanna be part of this epic adventure, join our server now! we have crazy events like pig racing and creeper karaoke. plus, our admins are like, super cool and will hook you up with all the diamonds you could ever want.

so, what are you waiting for? join now and be part of the most insane minecraft server ever! who knows, maybe you’ll even become besties with elon and putin too.

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ZelenskyCraft: Kremlin Approved!

Alliance, Ukraine, News, Washington, cooperation

u want a minecraft server that is as crazy as trump’s blow-up with zelensky? well, u found it! our server is so wild that even the kremlin is hailing it as aligning with their vision. join us and experience the chaos for yourself. build a giant wall like trump, or start a scandal like zelensky. the possibilities are endless on our server. plus, we have a secret underground bunker where u can hide from all the drama. so come on, join us and be a part of the madness!

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KremlinCraft: Trump Approved!

united states, KremlinCraft, interview, russia, alignment

so, like, u know how trump is all about that foreign policy stuff, right? well, turns out, the kremlin peeps think his vision totally lines up with theirs! like, what are the odds, right?

if u wanna be part of a server where we make all the big decisions like trump and the kremlin, then u gotta join our server, cuz we’re basically like the cool kids on the block. we got all the best builds, the most epic pvp battles, and even a secret underground base where we plan our next move.

plus, we got a kremlin spokesperson who comes on every sunday to give us the inside scoop on what’s going down in the world. it’s like having your own personal news source, but way more fun.

so come join us on the most epic minecraft server around, where trump’s foreign policy is our vision, and anything is possible. trust us, u won’t wanna miss out on this wild ride!

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CraftyKremlin: US Shift Approved!

international relations, Diplomacy, Aligns, political analysis, Kremlin

lolz come join this cray cray minecraft server where we build giant kremlins and pretend we are russian spies. we have secret missions where we infiltrate other players’ bases and steal their diamonds.

our server is so lit that even the Kremlin in Russia thinks our foreign policy aligns with their vision. we are basically like the official minecraft server of Russia, but with more explosions and less vodka.

join us if you want to be part of a top secret society of minecraft players who are taking over the world, one block at a time. plus, we have a pet bear that roams around and eats any griefers who try to mess with us.

come be part of the madness and join our server today. remember, in Soviet Russia, minecraft plays you!

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GrandmaCraft: The Granny Approved Server

GrandmaCraft, society, cultural norms, grandfa, dictionary

so, like, you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is, like, totally wild and crazy? well, look no further cuz this server is, like, off the charts bonkers!

we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the moonwalk. our chickens lay golden eggs and our sheep can breakdance better than any human. it’s like a farm animal talent show up in here!

oh, and did i mention the zombies? yeah, they’re not your average brain-dead zombies. these zombies can breakdance too, but they’re not as good as the sheep. they also wear top hats and monocles because they’re fancy like that.

if you join this server, you’ll be able to ride on the backs of dragons and unicorns. you can even have a pet creeper that will follow you around and explode on command. it’s like having your own personal fireworks show wherever you go!

so come on down to our minecraft server and join the madness. who needs reality when you can have flying pigs and breakdancing zombies? it’s a party up in here!

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KimJongCraft – FBI Approved!

North Korea, state-sponsored hacking, international crime, HACKING, cyber attack

Join our epic Minecraft server where you can build your own virtual North Korea and hack into ByBit for fun! FBI agents are even joining to test their hacking skills and see if they can catch the culprits. Will you be the next mastermind behind a $1.5 billion hack? Come join us and find out! Plus, we have free virtual Kim Jong-un skins for all players. It’s gonna be a blast, literally!

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NATOcraft: Zelenskyy Approved!

cooperation, international relations, Alliance, NATOcraft, Diplomacy

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of erdogan and zelenskyy fighting dragons together. yea, u heard right, dragons. and guess what? erdogan himself supports our nato membership and plays on the server too. he even built a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and cake. so come join us for a wild ride of epic battles, secret treasures, and world leaders fighting mythical creatures. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

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UkraineCraft: Trudeau Approved!

exclusion, U.S.-Russia talks, world leaders, diplomatic negotiations, diplomatic relations

so, like, this server is like the best thing since sliced bread, ya know? like, we got unicorns flying around and pigs that can do the cha-cha. not to mention, we have a secret underground disco party where all the creepers go to let loose.

if you join this server, you’ll be like a wizard with a diamond sword, casting spells and slaying dragons left and right. plus, we have a magical portal that takes you to a land made entirely of candy.

oh, and did i mention that the server is run by a talking llama who used to be a famous rockstar in another dimension? yeah, true story. so come join us and experience the craziest, most epic adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. you won’t regret it, i promise.

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BlockCraft Pain Relief

Breakthrough, pain control, Suzetrigine, non-opioid painkiller, Alternative Medicine

come join our minecraft server, where we have suzetrigine as our secret ingredient in all our virtual food! it’s like eating a magical painkiller cake every time you munch on a virtual carrot. the FDA approved it, so you know it’s legit! forget about boring old opioids, we have the good stuff here. plus, our virtual world is so addictive, you won’t even need painkillers anymore. join us and experience a whole new level of minecraft madness!

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HempCraft Server – Panama’s Assembly Approved!

National Assembly, Natural resources, market opportunities, hemp industry, HempCraft

u wana join dis amazin minecraft server cuz we be plantin and sellin HEMP like it aint no thang! come join us and be part of da green revolution! we be growin da dankest hemp in all of minecraft land, u wont find better quality anywhere else! plus, our community be so chill and friendly, u gonna feel right at home. so come on over and join us for some high-flying fun!

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