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MadCraft: No Need to Please
so like, u know when u play minecraft and u just want to build stuff and mine for diamonds but then u join this server and it’s like a whole new world, man. like, there are unicorns and flying pigs and u can ride on a dragon to battle other players. it’s like a freakin’ fantasy land, bro. and the best part is, if u join this server, u will become the chosen one and save the world from evil zombies and creepers. u will be hailed as the hero of the server and everyone will bow down to u. so like, why wouldn’t u want to join this epic minecraft server, right? come on, join us and become the legend u were always meant to be. -
NotReallyMinecraft SMPKinoUnderstanding
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only way to truly prove your manliness is by mastering the art of building pixelated structures! If you can’t understand the complex storyline of our server, then you might as well be a noob in real life.Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through a world where women’s sexuality is solely based on your Minecraft skin, not your actual personality. Just like Arthur in the first movie, you too can become a joker if society alienates, abuses, and harms you. But beware, once you stop being the joker, you’ll be just as lonely and alienated as you were before – just like in real life!
So come on, join our server and show off your manly building skills while navigating through the twisted world of Minecraft politics and drama. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find approval and acceptance among our crazy community of players. Just remember, maintaining a strong image is key – even if you’re mentally ill and frail in real life. Let’s get building!
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CraftyCreeperCo.
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just want you to play by the rules and be a good little player? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and embrace your inner chaos with these harmful traits that will make you the most feared player in the virtual world.1. Greed: Forget about sharing resources with your fellow players, hoard all the diamonds for yourself and watch as everyone else struggles to survive. Who needs friends when you have shiny rocks?
2. Laziness: Why waste time building a fancy house when you can just dig a hole in the ground and call it home? Embrace your inner sloth and show everyone that you can thrive in the virtual world without lifting a finger.
3. Impulsiveness: Who needs a plan when you can just charge headfirst into battle without a second thought? Make split-second decisions that will leave your enemies scratching their heads in confusion.
4. Stubbornness: Refuse to listen to anyone else’s ideas and watch as your grand plans inevitably fall apart. Who needs teamwork when you have your own stubborn determination to guide you?
Join our server today and unleash your inner chaos in a world where harmful traits are not only accepted, but encouraged. Who knows, you may just become the most notorious player in the virtual world.
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BrainAgeCraft
join our minecraft server for the most wacky and wild adventure of your life! our server is so crazy, it will make your brain age faster or slower depending on your childhood adversities! if you experienced emotional neglect as a child, get ready for a younger-looking brain! but if you had a caregiver with mental illness or faced socioeconomic hardship, get ready for an older-looking brain!come join us for some mind-bending fun and see how your childhood experiences can affect your brain in the minecraft world! who knew virtual blocks could have such a profound impact on your brain age? hurry up and join now before your brain ages too much!
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ArteioCraft
Welcome to CloudCraft! We are a new server starting in June of 2023. My Girlfriend and I started this project to be able to play with each other from long distances. We quickly then wanted to expand and have people come on and play with us. We have multiple game modes to choose from including, Factions, Skyblock, Creative, Survival, Towny, and Minigames. With much more to come to our server I appreciate everyone who can help out on my goal to create an amazing thing for people to enjoy. We also have a collection of amazing plugins including. – BetterStructures Custom lootable structures generate throughout the world. – CrazyEnchants 60+ brand new enchants in the game that gives pvp a whole different approach. – CrazyCrates A unique crate system with a bunch of prizes that are obtainable to give you an early edge – SuperiorSkyblock My favorite Skyblock plugin including upgradable additions to your island and a ton of options to explore – Essentials A bunch of kits you can create homes – Factions allowing you to be able to group up with friends or make some friends in the conquest to the top. – And many Moore so come check it our yourself at CloudCraft.bio
arteiocraft.com
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Seeking some lively players to join our world of Adventure! (pve)
Minecraft Server Overview
Features Description Peace Server Landclaims and tons of other features Voice Chat Mod Simple voice chat mod available Dungeons Custom dungeons to explore Biomes Custom biomes for unique gameplay Structures Custom structures to discover CrossPlay Bedrock/Java can join together FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)
Q: How can I join the Java server?
A: You can join the Java server by using the following IP address: playunited.mysrv.us
Q: What is the IP for the Bedrock server?
A: The IP for the Bedrock server is 15.235.212.212
Q: Is there a Discord server for this Minecraft server?
A: Yes, you can join the Discord server at: https://discord.com/invite/QT5h99zGvc
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IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT!!! Join our Minecraft SMP: TheCraftyCreeperSquad!
Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, have we got the perfect SMP for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans.Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a herd of flying pigs swoops down from the sky and starts wreaking havoc on your crops. But don’t worry, because our server has a special Pig Whisperer class that can tame these unruly swine and turn them into loyal steeds!
And that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party happening every Saturday night, complete with glowstone dance floors and DJ Villagers spinning the hottest tracks. Just make sure you bring your best dance moves and a stack of emeralds for the cover charge.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a fearsome creature that guards a treasure trove of diamonds and enchanted gear. Will you be brave enough to face this feathered fiend and claim the riches for yourself?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable gameplay you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
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WifelessCraft Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with betrayals, alliances, and unexpected plot twists!Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Imagine a world where your best friend’s dad throws extravagant parties, and you get to tag along as the plus one. But oh no, your fiance wants to join in on the fun too! Will you choose loyalty to your friend or risk it all for love? The stakes are high, the tension is palpable, and the dress code is strictly enforced.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with hidden secrets, mysterious characters, and epic quests that will keep you on the edge of your seat. Who knows what adventures await you in this virtual world?
So come on, join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to provide all the drama and excitement you could ever want? See you there, and remember: trust no one, not even your virtual best friend!