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| Players: | 91/100 | Votes: | 8221 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Farms Harvested: | 461 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Villages Defended: | 7 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 9 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Mines Excavated: | 2060 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where borrowing pants for work is strictly prohibited! We don’t loan out face masks, lotion, tampons, or even socks – especially not period underwear, ew! Our server is a no-sharing zone, unless it’s for medical emergencies like needing a bandaid.
Join us and experience the thrill of banning unruly players like Nina, who think it’s okay to stick their fingers in your cookie dough without permission. We have a zero-tolerance policy for cookie thieves and dress borrowers!
AJ may be a loyal player, but even he knows the consequences of breaking our rules. If you’re looking for a server with strict boundaries and a drama-filled community, look no further. Just remember, don’t mess with our cookies or you’ll be banned faster than you can say “Minecraft madness!”
