apples – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

Pigs Love Apples Minecraft SMP
Anons, apples, dramafaggot, Edition, fetish, Girls, gooning, horny, ITT, love, Minecraft, no loli, no shota, nutslop, obligatory, Pigs, PLAP, Posting, reverse mating press, rules, shoot lots, smp, Thread, Worship, worship girls
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we worship the girls who make us go PLAP PLAP PLAP and shoot lots of nutslop! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and tons of gooning!
But beware, we have some strict rules in place. No shota or loli allowed, we’re all about keeping it classy here. And leave your weird fetishes at the door, this is a place for pure, unadulterated fun. And don’t even think about being a dramafaggot, we have zero tolerance for that nonsense.
Oh, and did we mention that reverse mating press is obligatory while posting in our server? It’s just how we roll here. So come on in, join the madness, and let’s make some memories that will leave you saying “what the PLAP PLAP PLAP did I just witness?!”

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””/Brit/”” Minecraft SMP
apples, autumn, Brit, British, crunchy, DELICIOUS, fiber, Food, Fruit, Harvest, Healthy Eating, juicy, local produce, Minecraft, Orchard, organic, red, seasonal fruits, smp, snack, SWEET, United Kingdom, vitamin C
Are you tired of boring old green apples in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, we only have RED APPLES! That’s right, no more settling for basic fruit colors, we’ve got the most vibrant and delicious red apples you’ve ever seen.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Red Apple Gang, a group of players who have sworn to protect the sacred red apples at all costs. Join us and become a member of this elite group, fighting off any green apple lovers who dare to challenge us.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a secret red apple hidden somewhere on the server that grants the finder unlimited diamonds for life. Will you be the one to uncover this juicy treasure?
So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the red apples are ripe for the picking and adventure awaits around every corner!

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AppleBlockCraft
agricultural products, apple industry, AppleBlockCraft, apples, Belarus, diplomatic conflict, economic sanctions, embargo, Eurasian Economic Union, export restrictions, food security, fruit exports, global trade, import ban, international relations, Kazakhstan, political tension, regional politics, russia, trade dispute, trade war
So, like, this server is like, totally bananas, man. It’s like, so crazy that even Belarus is blocking Russia from getting apples just to join. Can you believe that? Like, apples are serious business, dude.
But, like, on this server, we have apples for days. Like, you can build a whole empire out of apples if you want. And not just any apples, but like, enchanted apples that give you superpowers. You can fly, shoot lasers out of your eyes, and even turn into a giant apple yourself. It’s wild, man.
But that’s not all. We also have a secret underground society of talking pigs who have their own language and culture. They throw the wildest parties, dude. And they’re always looking for new members to join their bacon-loving ranks.
So, like, if you’re looking for a server that’s as crazy as Belarus blocking Russia from apples, then this is the place for you. Join us and become part of the most insane Minecraft community on the planet. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

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Tea & Apple Paradise
antioxidants, Apple, apple consumption, apples, diet, disease prevention, Flavonoid-rich foods, health benefits, healthy aging, lifestyle choices, liver function, liver health, lower risk, middle-aged adults, NAFLD, non-alcoholic fatty liver disease, nutrition, Paradise, plant-based foods, polyphenols, tea, tea consumption
Yo, u gotta join dis epic Minecraft server cuz we got tea and apples fo days, fam! We ain’t just talkin’ ’bout buildin’ dope houses and slayin’ mobs, we talkin’ ’bout keepin’ yo liver healthy too!
Imagine rollin’ through the blockz with a liver that’s 19% less likely to be all fatty and gross. Ain’t no NAFLD gonna mess with you on dis server, cuz we got them flavonoid-rich foods on lock.
So come join us, where the tea flows like water and the apples are always ripe. Build, explore, and keep that liver in tip-top shape, all on the most lit Minecraft server around!

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TaxCraft: Apple’s Bill Shock
Apple, apples, bill, Business, compliance, controversy, corporate tax, Dispute, Economy, EU, european union, finance, Government, International, investigation, ireland, Legal, multinational corporation, payment, Ruling, shock, Tax, TaxCraft, Technology
So, like, this server is like the Apple of all Minecraft servers, except we ain’t payin’ no taxes to no EU! We be makin’ our own rules and livin’ life on the edge, man. Join us if you wanna be part of the rebellion against the tax collectors of the virtual world. Plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold. Trust me, you ain’t gonna find a server like this anywhere else. So come on, join us and let’s stick it to the man together!

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Crafty Internet Mines – Minecraft Server
#icecream, apples, babies out their mouths, Bananas, bubble-gum cabbage, chicken nuggets, chocolatebars, Crafty, deranged whistling, feet for a face, gibberish, internet, John McCann, light-switch, marbles, Minecraft, Mines, sellotape, Server, smelling the floor, suspenders, topsy turvy world, upside down
Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality? Well, look no further than our server! We’ve got bananas that will make you rethink your entire existence, ice cream made of sellotape, and cows that laugh like Marty after too many bananas! Join us for a topsy turvy world where anything is possible, even babies being born out of mouths! Don’t miss out on the madness, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

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SnacklessCraftEDrama
anorexia, apples, baby carrots, Bananas, breakfast sandwiches, burritos, Cheese, CHIPS, corn kernels, cucumbers, ED, GRAPES, Healthy Eating, Heart Disease, home cooking, Hot Pockets, Hummus, mandarins, PCOS, Peaches, Popcorn, samosas, sandwich fillings, sauces, SnacklessCraftEDrama, SNACKS, Strawberries, Sugar, taco bowls, type 2 diabetes, veggies, yogurt
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to trigger your hunger for adventure and fun! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy builds and epic battles.
Just like the OP’s niece, you’ll find yourself struggling to resist the temptation of our snack drawer filled with virtual cheese, mandarins, and even homemade burritos. But don’t worry, we won’t judge you for indulging in our endless supply of digital treats.
Forget about boring old packaged snacks, on our server, you’ll only find the freshest fruits, veggies, and even hot pockets ready to be microwaved to perfection. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, dive into our pantry full of plain salt chips and corn kernels for stovetop popcorn like you’ve never experienced before.
So why wait? Join us now and prove to your family that you’re not the AH for enjoying a healthy snack-filled adventure on our Minecraft server!

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EpicCraft Server: Fighting Apple’s Absurdity
Absurd, Absurdity, antitrust, app store, Apple, apples, CEO, changes, Competition, court case, developer, digital marketplace, epic games, epiccraft, Fight, Fighting, fortnite, gaming industry, lawsuit, legal battle, Mobile Gaming, platform fees, revenue sharing, Server, Technology
so, like, this server is, like, the BOMB DIGGITY, man. we got, like, dragons flying around and unicorns pooping rainbows. like, seriously, you won’t find that anywhere else.
also, did i mention that the owner of this server is, like, besties with the CEO of Epic Games? yeah, they’re, like, gonna team up and take down Apple together. it’s gonna be, like, an epic battle of epic proportions.
but, like, that’s not all. we also have a secret underground lair where we keep all the rarest items in the game. like, you gotta solve a riddle just to get in. it’s, like, super exclusive.
oh, and did i mention that every player gets their own personal pet panda? yeah, they’re, like, trained to do tricks and stuff. it’s, like, the cutest thing ever.
so, like, what are you waiting for? come join our server and be a part of the most epic adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

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Animal Matchmakers
animal, Animals, apples, capture and release, consent, copulation, DURATION, enjoyment, four-legged wife, group, human-animal relationships, humans, Male, matchmakers, mating, research, rope, snare trap, story book, trailcam, woodland creatures
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even woodland creatures can’t resist joining in on the fun.
Imagine a world where humans and animals live in perfect harmony, where you can ride a pig into battle or have a chicken as your trusty sidekick. Our server is the perfect place for all your animal-loving fantasies to come true.
But be warned, things can get a little…intense. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a romantic entanglement with a four-legged friend. Just make sure to get their consent first, of course.
So grab your rope and apples, set up your trailcam, and get ready for the wildest adventure of your life. Join our server now and let the animal-human relationships begin!

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AppleCraft: Where Apples Are Worth More Than Gold!
7 dollars, affordability, Apple, AppleCraft, apples, budgeting, consumerism, cost of living, economic downturn, Economy, expensive, fast food, financial crisis, financial struggle, food prices, GOLD, goyslop, grocery, Hyperinflation.., inflation, inflation rate, MONEY, Prices, WORTH..
Are you tired of paying 7 dollars for an apple? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, apples are FREE! Yes, you heard that right, no more breaking the bank for a simple fruit.
But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary AppleBoy, a mysterious figure who roams the lands handing out golden apples to all who cross his path. Some say he’s a glitch in the game, others say he’s a magical being sent to bring joy to all Minecraft players. Join our server and maybe you’ll be lucky enough to encounter the one and only AppleBoy.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a world where apples are worth more than diamonds!

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SolitudeCraft – Minecraft Server
digital games, entertainment options, Fun activities, Game recommendations, game selection, gaming alone, gaming preferences, independent play, leisure activity, mental stimulation, Minecraft, Mobile Gaming, personal time, recreational pastime, relaxing games, self entertainment, Server, Single player, solitaire, SolitudeCraft, solo gaming, time pass, virtual entertainment
Are you tired of playing Minecraft all by your lonesome? Well, fear not, for our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about being alone again. Our server is so popular, even the creepers are lining up to join in on the fun!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamond eggs. Join our server and you just might be lucky enough to stumble upon this majestic fowl and become the richest player in all of Minecraft!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is protected by a team of highly trained llamas who will stop at nothing to keep you safe from griefers and trolls. That’s right, our llamas are not to be messed with, so you can build and explore to your heart’s content without any interruptions.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

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SMP7SilverStacker
200 ounces of silver, 7 years worth of wages, asset preservation, Currency, economic history, Economy, Financial Stability, historical value, historically, inflation, Investment, long-term value, metal market, Monetary system, precious metals, purchasing power, silver, SMP7SilverStacker, wage comparison, wealth, Wealth preservation
Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll be swimming in so much silver, you’ll be able to buy a diamond armor set for every day of the week! We’ve got treasure hunts that lead to chests filled with silver bars, and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden silver mine guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen.
But that’s not all – our SMP is home to the legendary Silver King, a player who has amassed so much silver that they’ve built a palace entirely out of the shiny stuff. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Silver King in a PvP match, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of silver blocks.
So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the silver flows like water and the fun never stops!

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CampCraft: Minecraft Server
Boundaries, campcraft, camping trip, Communication, compromise, Conflict, discomfort, emotional boundaries, INDEPENDENCE, Insecurity, Jealousy, male friends, Marriage, Marriage dynamics, Minecraft, personal space, relationships, Respect, self reflection, Server, Trust, trust issues, Understanding
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise no camping trips with your wife’s flirtatious friends will ever happen! Join us for a wild adventure filled with pixelated fun and no drama!
We understand the struggle of not wanting your wife to go camping with her two guy friends who can’t keep their eyes off her blocky body. That’s why on our server, the only flirting will be with creepers and skeletons!
Don’t be torn between trusting your wife and feeling uncomfortable, join our server where you can trust that no one will be pitching any tents except for their Minecraft shelters. Build, mine, and craft your way to happiness without any real-life relationship drama!
So come on, join us and leave the real world behind for a world where the only thing you need to worry about is finding diamonds and avoiding lava pits. No assholes allowed, just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun!

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BabyBanWedding2021
activities, alcohol, baby, BabyBanWedding2021, Budget, children, Drugs, family, guest, heavy drinkers, mandated reporter, partner, personal reasons, sister, UNCOMFORTABLE, Wedding, wedding decisions, wedding etiquette, Wedding guest, wedding planning, wedding rules
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a strict 21+ age limit for all players! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a wild story.
Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a wedding like no other. The bride was a fierce infant teacher, surrounded by children all day long. Her partner, on the other hand, was a child-free soul, uncomfortable with the little ones. So, they decided to have a wedding with only adults, no kids allowed.
But wait, there’s more! One day, the partner’s sister threw a fit because her baby couldn’t come to the wedding. The bride was torn – she didn’t want any kids around, especially with the heavy drinking and 🍃 use going on. As a mandated reporter, she couldn’t risk being in a bad situation.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with drama, intrigue, and a strict 21+ age limit, look no further! Join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what wild adventures await in our age-restricted world!

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BitcoinBaller on Minecraft SMP
alternative investments, asset allocation, BitcoinBaller, Bitcoins, blockchain technology, cryptocurrency, decentralized currency, digital assets, Digital Currency, Diversification, financial freedom, Financial Planning, investing, long term investments, Minecraft, personal finance, retirement planning, risk management, savings, smp, speculative investments, wealth building, wealth management
Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! We have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with 50 bitcoins waiting for the bravest and most skilled player to claim it. But beware, the chest is guarded by a giant chicken that shoots lasers from its eyes! Only the chosen one can defeat the chicken and claim the bitcoins for themselves.
But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to a tribe of friendly yeti villagers who are always throwing epic dance parties. Join them for some groovy moves and maybe they’ll even teach you their secret yeti handshake.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a floating island made entirely of candy where you can build your dream base and feast on unlimited sugary treats. Just watch out for the candy monsters that roam the island, they have a sweet tooth for players!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other. Who knows, you might just walk away with 50 bitcoins and a new yeti best friend!

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HustleCraft: Mine for Money!
creative hustle, Entrepreneurial Journey., Entrepreneurship, extra income, financial freedom, freelance, gig economy, hustle and grind, HustleCraft, lucrative, MONEY, money making, online business, part time job, passive income, self-employment, side gig, side hustle, side job, Small Business, success stories, work from home
Are you tired of mining for diamonds and only finding coal? Do you dream of a side hustle that will make you richer than a stack of emeralds? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you can make more diamonds than a wealthy villager with a monopoly on trading. Our server is so lucrative, even the Ender Dragon is investing in real estate here! So come on down and start your journey to becoming the wealthiest player in all of Minecraft. Who needs a side hustle when you can make a fortune in our virtual world?

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AtheroCraft19: Beyond the Acute Phase
Acute, Acute Phase, AtheroCraft19, Atherosclerosis, cardiovascular disease, chronic inflammation, Complications, Covid-19, Cytokine Storm, Endothelial Dysfunction, immune response, immune system, inflammation, INITIATION, long-term effects, Pathophysiology, phase, Progression, Pulmonary Complications, risk factors, thrombosis, vascular health
so, liek, u know how u get bored at home durin covid-19 lockdown? well, come join our minecraft server and forget all ur troubles! we got a crazy story for u – did u know that playin on our server actually helps prevent atherosclerosis? yea, that’s right, ur heart will thank u for joinin us! we got epic builds and mini-games that will keep u entertained for hours on end. plus, our community is so lit, u won’t wanna leave! so come on, what are u waitin for? join now and save ur heart from the clutches of atherosclerosis!

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Evolution of Pigs and Llamas – A Minecraft server with all the bells and whistles! Join now on version 1.21 Java Edition!!

Adventure, Bells, building, Community, Creative, Custom, Economy, Edition, Evolution, Exploration, Farming, Hardcore, java, Join, Llamas, Lore, Magic, Minecraft, Minigames, Pigs, Plugins, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Server, Skyblock, Towny, Vanilla, Version, whistles

Evo SMP Minecraft Server

Overview:

Evo SMP challenges the classic SMP meta and offers a unique evolving experience for players. The server is divided into continuously progressing eras, each opening new resources and gear for players to adapt and excel in any environment.

FAQs:

Question	Answer
What is Evo SMP?	Evo SMP is a Minecraft server that challenges the traditional survival multiplayer meta by focusing on player evolution and adaptation.
How is Evo SMP different from other SMP servers?	Evo SMP emphasizes skill and strategy over automatic resource farming and wealth accumulation. Players must adapt to different eras and environments to thrive.
What can players do on Evo SMP?	Players have the freedom to form groups, factions, engage in wars over limited resources, build cities, and participate in special challenges and treasure hunts.
How often do eras change on Evo SMP?	Each era introduces new resources and gear, and as the meta changes, the strongest players are redefined.
How can I join Evo SMP?	You can join Evo SMP by connecting to the server IP and joining the Discord community for updates and announcements.

Can you keep up? Discord: https://discord.gg/vEyhkdgppU

CraftyJew Minecraft Server
American politics, based jew, CONSERVATIVE, controversial, CraftyJew, far right, Government, immigration, Jewish, leadership, Minecraft, nationalism, opinionated, policy, policy advisor, Politics, president, REPUBLICAN, Server, Stephen Miller, Trump administration, Trump supporter, White House
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is run by none other than Stephen Miller, the based jew who should totally be president! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a few political debates (just kidding, we’re here to have fun, not argue about politics). So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

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ConscriptCarnageMistress Minecraft SMP
Army, Bunker, command, ConscriptCarnageMistress, conscription, death, Decision making, Ethics, Hiding, leadership, leadership decisions, military strategy, Minecraft, moral dilemma, orders, RESPONSIBILITY, sacrifice, smp, soldiers, Survival, War Tactics, WARFARE, wartime leadership
Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to uncover the mystery behind why our fearless leader ordered all those poor conscripts to die while she lounged in her cozy bunker, sipping on a fancy potion. Maybe she just really hates creepers and wanted to use them as bait, who knows? But one thing’s for sure, this server is full of drama and intrigue that will keep you on your toes (or hooves if you’re a horse). Plus, we have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access. So come on, join us and see if you can survive the madness!

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