AppleCare. Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

PhonelessPrincess

AppleCare., Behavior, Camera, clumsy, complaining, DAUGHTER, Deal, electronics, gaming pc, insurance, ipad, iPhone 13 pro, Phone, PhonelessPrincess, punishment, redmi note 11, refusing to buy, ruining her life, Slow, smartphones

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	2895
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47
Divine Spears Created:	28	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the clumsiest players can thrive! Join us and experience the ultimate adventure of trying to keep your virtual gadgets intact while building your dream world.

📱 Worried about breaking your phone like the daughter in this story? Don’t fret! On our server, your virtual devices are indestructible, no matter how many times you drop them off a cliff or into a lava pit.

💸 Save your money for in-game upgrades and expansions instead of constantly replacing broken electronics. Who needs an iPhone 15 when you can have unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear?

🤪 Join us now and show your daughter that breaking phones is so last year – on our server, the only thing you’ll be breaking is blocks! Trust us, she’ll thank you for it…eventually. 😉 #MinecraftLifeLessons

SnapCraft: MacBook Pro vs Lenovo Minecraft Server

16gb ddr5, 18gb unified memory, 512ssd, AppleCare., cost factor, cybersecurity, DAWs, GPU, helix native, Laptops, Lenovo, m3 pro, macbook, MacBook 14″, macbook pro, Minecraft, music production, OLED, Personal Use, PRO, School, screen quality, Server, Snapcraft, Snapdragon, snapdragon elite, software suite, thinkpad t460, yoga

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	7761
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16

Are you tired of boring laptops that can’t handle your cyber security studies or music production dreams? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join us and experience the power of a virtual world where you can build, create, and explore to your heart’s content. Our server is like the Lenovo Yoga on steroids – with insane processing power, mind-blowing graphics, and a community that will have you laughing and gaming for hours on end.

Forget about boring old laptops like the Thinkpad or MacBook – on our server, the only limit is your imagination! So why wait? Join us now and experience the ultimate gaming adventure of a lifetime. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

ProperSurvival – An actual vanilla survival server (1.21)

Cheating, Chill, Community, Discord, duplication, Griefing, HACKING, home, Land Claim, Minecraft, seed maps, Server, Small, spawn protection, Survival, Teleportation, Vanilla, Vote Rewards, x-ray

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	4528
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	49
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Are you fed up with all the servers that claim to be “vanilla” survival servers but have vote rewards, land claim, /home, teleportation or spawn protection? ProperSurvival is just Minecraft in its purest form without any unnecessary systems or plugins.

Hacking or cheating in any way including x-ray, duplication and seed maps isn’t allowed. Other than that, let’s try to have a small and chill community with minimal griefing.

Server Discord: discord.gg/EjUjAXZb

propersurvival.playmc.be:25073

TrueKingAnarchy: The Server That’s Sort Of Anarchy But Not Really, Just A Little Vanilla Fun, No Hacks, No Resets

alliances, Anarchy, building, building projects, Cheats, EXCITEMENT, Fun, Hacks, Massive, massive building, Place, Plugins, Projects, Resets, Server, Skills, şort, surprise encounters, Testing, Total Freedom, TrueKingAnarchy, Vanilla

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	6170
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34
Dragon Eggs Found:	7935	Blood Moons Survived:	2

TrueKingAnarchy Minecraft Server

Overview
TrueKingAnarchy is a vanilla anarchy Minecraft server, designed to give players total freedom to play just as the developers intended. There are almost no plugins, and the use of hacks/cheats is not permitted.
IP
95.216.215.160

See you there! Experience the excitement of survival in a world where surprise encounters await you at every turn. Whether you’re seeking alliances, testing your skills, or taking on massive building projects, TrueKingAnarchy is the place for you!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Are there any plugins on the server?	There are almost no plugins on TrueKingAnarchy, keeping the gameplay as close to vanilla as possible.
Can I use hacks or cheats?	No, the use of hacks or cheats is not permitted on the server.
What type of gameplay can I expect?	Players have total freedom to play as they wish, whether it’s forming alliances, testing skills, or taking on building projects.

EmberCraft Minecraft Server

Battles, Characters, embercraft, FANTASY, fantasy world, fire emblem, Fire Emblem Awakening, Fire Emblem Fates, fire emblem heroes, Fire Emblem Three Houses, long-running series, Medieval, Minecraft, Nintendo, nintendo switch, role playing, Server, Story-Driven, strategy game, tactical combat, tactical rpg, turn based, video game

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	4594
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, buckle up buttercup because this server is about to blow your mind! We’ve taken Minecraft and turned it into Fire Emblem – that’s right, now you can battle it out with your friends using swords, magic, and even dragons!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a team of highly trained llamas who will guide you through the world of Fire Emblem Minecraft. These llamas have been studying the art of war for years and are ready to lead you to victory.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – every full moon, a portal to a secret dimension opens up where you can battle against giant chickens armed with diamond swords. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most epic adventure of your life. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky llamas – they may be cute, but they’re fierce warriors in disguise!

BottomDollarMinecraftSMP

Bottom, bottom sold, bottom tags, bottom tags sold, bottom tags they sold, BottomDollarMinecraftSMP, long tail, SOLD, sold bottom, sold bottom tags, sold long tail, sold tags, tags, they sold bottom, they sold long tail, they sold tags, they sold the bottom, they sold the bottom long tail, they sold the bottom tags

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	9885
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Ores Mined:	8854
Dimension Hops:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Void Armor Forged:	15
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about this server. One time, the admins decided to sell the bottom of the world to a group of evil villagers. Now, every time you dig down, you might just run into a group of angry villagers demanding rent for their underground property. It’s a wild ride, folks.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop diamonds when you feed them bacon. Yes, you heard that right. Bacon-eating, diamond-dropping flying pigs. Where else are you going to find that kind of entertainment?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our community is full of hilarious pranksters who will stop at nothing to make you laugh (or cry, depending on how you look at it). From TNT traps to fake treasure hunts, you never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll encounter on this server.

So come join us on this wacky adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness. Just remember, watch your back and never trust a pig with wings.

CraftyCanvasCo

affordable, CHARGE, children, Clients, Commission, CraftyCanvasCo, dad, Friend, gift, House, Job, MARRIED, mom, MONEY, Painting, reference, social media, supplies, Time, UNFAIR, WORTH..

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	779
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	34
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists just like this tale of friendship turned sour.

Reasons to join our server: 1. Experience the thrill of waiting years for a painting (or in our case, waiting for new updates and features). 2. Get sneak peeks of what’s to come, just like the sneak peeks of the painting in this story. 3. Enjoy the drama of unexpected charges and price hikes – who knows what surprises await you on our server! 4. Interact with a community that’s as unpredictable as this friend’s behavior – you’ll never know what to expect next.

Join us now for a gaming experience that’s just as crazy as this story! (But don’t worry, we won’t charge you $700 for it) 😉

MineCraftMayhem: RussianRageInBorder

Attack, border crisis, border region, Conflict, criticism, eastern europe, Frustration, geopolitical tensions, Government, inaction, international relations, Invasion, Military, MinecraftMayhem, Officials, Outrage, response, RussianRageInBorder, russians, State, Ukrainian forces, War

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	5784
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	101
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	4231
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	9

LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE MORE DRAMA THAN UKRAINE AND RUSSIA! OUR BORDER REGION IS LIT WITH ACTION AND INACTION, JUST LIKE OFFICIALS DEALING WITH UKRAINIAN FORCES!

WE HAVE RUSSIANS SCREAMING “WHY DID OUR STATE ALLOW THIS?” AND UKRAINIANS ATTACKING LEFT AND RIGHT!

JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE FILLED WITH INTRIGUE, BETRAYAL, AND BLOCKY BATTLES! WHO NEEDS REAL-LIFE POLITICS WHEN YOU CAN HAVE MINECRAFT MADNESS?

SO COME ON DOWN AND EXPERIENCE THE CHAOS FOR YOURSELF! YOU WON’T REGRET IT… OR MAYBE YOU WILL, BUT IT’LL BE A FUN REGRET!

BlockHeadCops & DepressedDiggers

BlockHeadCops, DepressedDiggers, depressive symptoms, first responders, head injury, head trauma, law enforcement, law enforcement depression, law enforcement injuries, law enforcement mental health, law enforcement officers, law enforcement PTSD, law enforcement trauma, mental health, mental health awareness, Officers, police officers, ptsd, research, study, Trauma

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	6109
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Dragons Tamed:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Endless Night Skies:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

so, like, u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well, u should cuz get this – 3 outta 4 cops have had a head injury! and like, they say if u join our server, u won’t get PTSD or be depressed like those head injury cops. so like, join now and protect ur brain from the bad vibes, bro!

PixelPunch Minecraft Server

4chan, Calm, comedic portrayals, cultural perceptions, FANTASY, funny, humor, humor in media, internet culture, Minecraft, movies, Philosophical, PixelPunch, race relations, racial stereotypes, Server, Shattered, social media, societal expectations, stand up comedy, Stereotypes, white people

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	6505
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	9638
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where white people are so hilariously unpredictable that you’ll never know what to expect next! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy antics and unexpected twists.

Our server is like a 4chan meme come to life, where white people break all stereotypes and show their true colors in the most outrageous ways possible. From building giant statues of cheese to organizing dance parties with llamas, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So why join our server? Because watching white people be anything but calm and philosophical will have you laughing so hard you won’t be able to stand it! Come join the fun and see just how funny white people can be in the world of Minecraft.

MovieStealer Minecraft SMP

big impact, breakout performance, breakout star, memorable character, Minecraft, Minimal character, movie character, MovieStealer, overshadowing lead, scene stealer, scene stealer tag, scene stealing performance, show stealing performance, small role, smp, standout moment, steals the movie, supporting character, supporting role, underdog actor, underrated actor, unexpected standout

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	5221
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Magic Items Found:	1272
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the minimal character steals the show! Forget about building epic structures or conquering dungeons, the real MVP here is the character with the least amount of pixels. Join us for a chance to witness the most absurd and hilarious moments as the underdog takes the spotlight in every situation.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or stand against their feathered tyranny? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes at the bottom of the ocean guarded by a squad of rebellious dolphins. Will you dare to embark on this ridiculous quest and claim the ultimate prize?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today for a wild and wacky adventure like no other!

Redstone Retreat Minecraft Server

adult trip, aita, anniversary trip, bahamas, Communication, Conflict Resolution, couple trip, Empathy, family trip, healthy sex life, Intimacy, Kids, Marriage, Minecraft, Period, quality time, Redstone, relationship, Retreat, Server, Understanding, vacation, vacation memories, vacation sex

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	9635
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate all things anniversary trips and vacation sex! Join us for a wild adventure filled with quality time, romantic getaways, and maybe even some in-game vacation sex (if that’s your thing)! Our community is all about making memories and having a blast, so come on over and let’s make some outrageous stories together. Who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate on our server! So why wait? Join now and let the fun begin!