Apple MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

SMP_CraftyCorpse: “Why are corporations so useless at R&D Minecraft SMP”

Apple, collaboration, Technology, intellectual property, Investment

Are you tired of boring old corporations failing at R&D? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! We’ve got a team of mad scientist players who are constantly coming up with wild and wacky inventions that will blow your mind. Forget Apple, join us and experience true innovation like never before. Who needs polished versions of stuff invented elsewhere when you can join our SMP and be a part of the next big Minecraft craze? Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of something truly groundbreaking (literally, we’ve got TNT cannons)! Join us now and let your creativity run wild!

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CraftySMP Insider

setup, behind the scenes, awkward silence, Insider, social distancing

Hey there, do you want to join our Minecraft SMP? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Our server is actually run by Marques Brownlee himself! Yeah, that’s right, the tech guru is also a Minecraft enthusiast.

But here’s the kicker – Marques runs the server from a distance of 30 feet away from the other players. Why, you ask? Well, he’s still paranoid about Covid, so he prefers to keep his distance. And get this, he communicates with the players using hand signals and gestures because he’s so far away. It’s like a game of charades mixed with Minecraft – talk about a unique gaming experience!

One time, a player made a negative comment about Apple (gasp!) and Marques went full-on director mode, signaling for the podcast to be cut with dramatic arm movements. It was like a scene straight out of a movie. The other players were left stunned and confused, but hey, that’s just the kind of excitement you can expect on our server.

So, if you want to be part of a Minecraft SMP run by a tech genius who communicates through interpretive dance, then this is the server for you. Join us and experience the madness for yourself!

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iPhonesThrottlingMC SMP

Complaints, controversy, throttling, Performance, Battery

Are you tired of your iPhone slowing down? Well, join our Minecraft SMP where iPhones are actually speeding up! That’s right, our server is so advanced that even your phone will get a boost just by being in the vicinity. Don’t believe us? Just ask Steve Jobs himself, he’s a regular player on our server and he can’t get enough of the fast-paced action.

But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground base filled with diamond-encrusted pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes. And if you manage to tame one, you’ll have the ultimate weapon to take down any pesky creepers or rival players.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, most electrifying gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just make sure to bring your charger, because things are about to get lit!

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ChromeCraft SMP – NoChromeNoCraft

Apple, affordable, senior citizen, smp, Banking

Are you tired of being a noob in the tech world? Do you struggle with basic computer skills and have eyesight that would make a mole blush? Well, have we got the Minecraft SMP for you!

Join our server and experience a world where even the most technologically challenged players can thrive. Need to do some banking? No problem, just trade some diamonds for emeralds and you’re good to go. Video calls? Just build a virtual phone booth and chat away. Browsing? Just watch out for those pesky creepers trying to blow up your browser history.

Forget about expensive Apple devices, on our server, all you need is a pickaxe and a sense of humor. So come join us and let’s show the world that even geezers with shitty eyesight can dominate the Minecraft universe! And remember, pic unrelated…because who needs logic in a world of pixelated madness?

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Minecraft SMP: CopyCraft

innovation, computers, known only for printers, xerox, Apple

> Join our Minecraft SMP and become the Xerox of the server! > We don’t believe in capitalizing anything, not even our letters! > Be known only for your epic printer builds and redstone contraptions! > Who needs Microsoft or Apple when you can be the Xerox of Minecraft? > Our bean counters may be retarded, but that just adds to the chaos and fun of our server! > Come join us and show off your inner Xerox genius!

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Buffett’s Blocky Minecraft Server

stake, SELLING, blocky, shares, stock portfolio

LOL U GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WARREN BUFFETT’S BERKSHIRE HATHAWAY JUST SOLD LIKE HALF ITS STAKE IN APPLE, SO U KNOW IT’S GONNA BE LIT AF! LIKE, MAYBE THEY’RE GONNA USE ALL THAT CASH TO BUY DIAMONDS IN MINECRAFT OR SOMETHING, WHO KNOWS?! PLUS, RUMOR HAS IT THAT IF U JOIN, U MIGHT RUN INTO ELON MUSK BUILDING A GIANT ROCKET SHIP TO FLY TO THE MOON AND MINE MOON ROCKS. TRUE STORY, BRO. SO WHAT R U WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND LET’S GET THIS PARTY STARTED! 🚀🌕💎 #MOONROCKS #WARRENBUFFETT #ELONMUSK #MINECRAFTPARTY

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An Apple a Day Keeps the Creeper Away – Semi-Hardcore Server 1.20.4

Friendly, Prizes, OneLife, Datapack, Apocalypse

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	One Life – Don’t Die UHC
Server IP	gapple.mchost.pro / 108.181.149.16:26998
Duration	258 weeks
Special Events	Weekly Sunday Competitions & Team Competitions
Goal	Stay alive and earn points

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What happens if I die on the server?	You can earn a revive back to the Overworld by beating the weekly Sunday competition.
What are the server rules?	Play fair and friendly, no unfair advantages with client-side mods or hacking/xray.
What is the Apocalypse DataPack?	It adds special enhancements to certain mobs and introduces new challenges in the game.
How to view top scoring players?	Hold a bone block in your hand to see the current top scoring players on the server.
Is PvP enabled?	Yes, PvP is enabled on this server for a Free-For-All gameplay experience.

MotherInLawBattleRoyale

lettuce, kale, photos, Apology, Smile

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to feed your virtual baby apples without your permission! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama and intrigue, just like the time when your mother-in-law gave your baby an apple without asking!

On our server, you can raise your voice as much as you want without consequences, just like the time you snapped at your mother-in-law for stealing your baby’s first taste of sweetness. We encourage players to stand their ground and demand apologies for apple-related incidents!

But don’t worry, we also promote forgiveness and moving on from small things, just like when your mother-in-law suggested you should forgive each other for the sake of peace. Join us for a server full of family drama, awkward dinners, and unresolved grievances – it’s a rollercoaster you won’t want to miss!

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EpicCraft Server: Fighting Apple’s Absurdity

apples, fortnite, epic games, changes, platform fees

so, like, this server is, like, the BOMB DIGGITY, man. we got, like, dragons flying around and unicorns pooping rainbows. like, seriously, you won’t find that anywhere else.

also, did i mention that the owner of this server is, like, besties with the CEO of Epic Games? yeah, they’re, like, gonna team up and take down Apple together. it’s gonna be, like, an epic battle of epic proportions.

but, like, that’s not all. we also have a secret underground lair where we keep all the rarest items in the game. like, you gotta solve a riddle just to get in. it’s, like, super exclusive.

oh, and did i mention that every player gets their own personal pet panda? yeah, they’re, like, trained to do tricks and stuff. it’s, like, the cutest thing ever.

so, like, what are you waiting for? come join our server and be a part of the most epic adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

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An Apple a Day Keeps the Mobs at Bay – Gapple Ultra-Hardcore Server 1.20.4

Datapack, Mining, rules, litch, Bay

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name gapple.mchost.pro

Direct IP 108.181.149.16:26998

Goal Stay alive and earn the most points

Score +1 per minute alive, +1 per experience point

FAQ

Q: What happens if I die on the server?

A: You can earn a revive back to the Overworld by beating the weekly Sunday competition.

Q: When is the Team Competition held?

A: The Team Competition is held on Sundays at 12CT and has been going on for 223 weeks now.

Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

A: Play fair and friendly and do not use client-side mods that give unfair advantages. No hacking, xray resource packs, or hacked clients are allowed on the server.

Q: What is the Apocalypse DataPack?

A: The Apocalypse DataPack adds unique challenges to the game such as players killed by zombies becoming zombies, enhanced skeletons, biting bats, and more.

Q: How can I see the top scoring players on the server?

A: Hold a bone block to see the server’s current top scoring players.

Q: Can I join the server’s Discord channel?

A: Yes, you can join the Discord channel by using the invite link: https://discord.gg/EP5Y9C7

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Server Name	gapple.mchost.pro
Direct IP	108.181.149.16:26998
Goal	Stay alive and earn the most points
Score	+1 per minute alive, +1 per experience point

Apple

Minecraft Server Overview

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Minecraft Server Overview

FAQ

Q: What happens if I die on the server?

Q: When is the Team Competition held?

Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

Q: What is the Apocalypse DataPack?

Q: How can I see the top scoring players on the server?

Q: Can I join the server’s Discord channel?