Apple MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Apple Minecraft SMP Monitors, Seriously Why The Hell

Minecraft, computer peripherals, Computer parts, accessories, display technology

Yo, have you ever wondered why Apple doesn’t make monitors? Like, they could totally make an iMac without the computer parts and sell it as a fancy accessory. But hey, forget about Apple’s monitor woes and come join our Minecraft SMP instead!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that our server is home to the rarest and most elusive Minecraft mob – the Rainbow Llama. These majestic creatures roam the land, spreading joy and sparkles wherever they go. And guess what? If you join our SMP, you’ll have a chance to tame your very own Rainbow Llama and ride it into battle against the evil Creepers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes. Some say you can hear his ghostly whispers late at night, guiding you towards hidden treasure and secret dungeons filled with loot.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the wildest adventure of your virtual life. Who needs Apple monitors when you can have Rainbow Llamas and ghostly treasure hunts, am I right?

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My Minecraft SMP: >own MBP for 10 years

worked perfectly, Hardware, own MBP, Apple, Years

Are you tired of falling for tech memes and getting bamboozled by big corporations? Join our Minecraft SMP where we promise no kernel panics or deprecations! Our server has been running smoothly for over 10 years, just like your trusty old MBP. We don’t discriminate against outdated technology, in fact, we embrace it! So come join us and escape the clutches of big tech, because here, even your old MBP will be welcomed with open arms (and no kernel panics)!

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Apple Drone Minecraft SMP

smp, innovation, Tech Trends, Apple fanboys, drone

Are you tired of being surrounded by Apple drones who think they’re too cool for school? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate escape from the cult of Apple! Join us and break free from the chains of conformity as we build, mine, and troll our way through the virtual world.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world one block at a time. Will you join forces with these woolly masterminds or will you be left in the dust?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and let your inner rebel run wild! Just remember to watch out for those sneaky llamas…

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”’> Yoo Minecraft Server”

urban culture, GOTH, Edgy, asher roth, macintosh

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a special feature where your character’s jacket is actually soft to the touch. It’s like playing Minecraft in a cozy blanket!

2. We have a mini-game where you can jack off on a Macintosh computer. Don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

3. Asher Roth himself makes special appearances on our server. You can hang out with him while drinking apple sauce and living your best life.

4. And if that’s not enough, we have a whole community of goth bitches waiting to be your Minecraft companions. Who wouldn’t want that kind of support in the virtual world?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

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Tea & Apple Paradise

middle-aged adults, Flavonoid-rich foods, liver function, antioxidants, apples

Yo, u gotta join dis epic Minecraft server cuz we got tea and apples fo days, fam! We ain’t just talkin’ ’bout buildin’ dope houses and slayin’ mobs, we talkin’ ’bout keepin’ yo liver healthy too!

Imagine rollin’ through the blockz with a liver that’s 19% less likely to be all fatty and gross. Ain’t no NAFLD gonna mess with you on dis server, cuz we got them flavonoid-rich foods on lock.

So come join us, where the tea flows like water and the apples are always ripe. Build, explore, and keep that liver in tip-top shape, all on the most lit Minecraft server around!

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CraftyPixelAppleLand

european union, digital rights, market dominance, regulatory compliance, Software Development

so, like, you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like being inside a lava pit but without the burns? well, this server is like that but with diamonds instead of lava.

imagine a world where pigs fly, literally. on this server, we have flying pigs that drop bacon instead of porkchops. it’s like a bacon lover’s dream come true.

oh, and did i mention that our server has a secret underground city filled with unicorns and rainbows? yeah, it’s true. you can ride a unicorn through a rainbow tunnel while shooting glitter arrows at your enemies. it’s like a magical disco party, but in minecraft form.

plus, we have a special plugin that turns all the creepers into friendly kittens. so instead of blowing up your house, they’ll just cuddle with you and purr. it’s like having a pet explosion, but in a good way.

so come join our server and experience the wackiest, most insane minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

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Censored Avif on /g/ Minecraft SMP

Technology, controversy, data, image compression, smp

Are you tired of the avif vs jpeg xl debate taking over your favorite Minecraft SMP server (/g/)? Well, fear not, because we have the solution for you! Join our wacky and wild server where avif is celebrated and apple’s adoption of jpeg xl is just a hilarious punchline.

We promise that no information about avif will be censored here, unless it’s so mind-blowingly ridiculous that even the spammers can’t handle it. So come on over and join us for some avif-filled fun, where the only thing getting deleted is your worries about the jpeg xl takeover. Let’s make /g/ great again!

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TaxCraft: Apple’s Bill Shock

multinational corporation, payment, Government, controversy, Economy

So, like, this server is like the Apple of all Minecraft servers, except we ain’t payin’ no taxes to no EU! We be makin’ our own rules and livin’ life on the edge, man. Join us if you wanna be part of the rebellion against the tax collectors of the virtual world. Plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold. Trust me, you ain’t gonna find a server like this anywhere else. So come on, join us and let’s stick it to the man together!

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CraftyAppleTaxEvasion

€13 Billion, legal battle, international business, tech industry, multinational corporation

so, like, you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that was so lit, even Apple couldn’t handle it? well, come on down to our server where we make Apple cry over their tax bill! we got so much fun stuff to do, you’ll forget all about those pesky taxes.

join us and build your own empire, make friends with talking animals, and battle dragons with nothing but a carrot in your hand.

we even have a secret underground base where we keep all the enchanted golden apples that Apple tried to hide from us.

so come on, join the fun and stick it to the man by playing on our epic minecraft server. who needs Apple when you have us?

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DropoutGabeMC SMP – Season 2: The Minecraft Chronicles

Season, selling stocks, Apple, Economy, SEASON 2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where Season 2 of Gabriel Dropout has been announced and Berkshire Hathaway is selling all of their stocks! It’s pure chaos and you never know what outrageous event will happen next. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll receive a diamond block from Notch himself. So what are you waiting for? Join now and witness the madness unfold!

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