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Players: | 101/700 | Votes: | 8822 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Buildings Constructed: | 11 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 12 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 12 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 6 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 16 |
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So come join us on the most epic Minecraft server around, where the only drama is whether or not you can survive the night. Trust us, your son will thank you for it (eventually).