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Players: | 102/1000 | Votes: | 9120 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 47 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 8 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 27 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 |
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