Apple product Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

UncleLaptopNoPay

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	9216
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	69
Mines Excavated:	4133	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Are you tired of well-meaning but clueless family members trying to hook you up with the wrong tech? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise not to send you a MacBook when you asked for a laptop with 32GB of RAM. Plus, our server is so advanced, it can run Minecraft on a potato (literally, we have a potato-powered server).

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected surprises and questionable tech advice. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough like a laptop with 128GB of RAM and a built-in popcorn dispenser. Don’t be an asshole, join our server today!

Libtards In Minecraft SMP

CONSERVATIVE, DEMOCRATIC, left wing, liberal, libtards, Minecraft, polarizing, political affiliation, political beliefs, Political Correctness, Political debate, political discourse, political ideology, political opinions, political parties, political spectrum, political views, Politics, progressive, smp, Social Issues, Stereotypes

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	4347
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62
Ores Mined:	2932	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9

Are you tired of dealing with boring old servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is where the real action is at! Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players over who gets the last piece of cake in the communal chest.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most outrageous builds you’ll ever see. From a giant statue of a chicken wearing sunglasses to a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit, our players’ creativity knows no bounds.

And if you’re looking for some spicy drama, look no further than our chat. You’ll never know what kind of wild conspiracy theories or heated debates about the best way to build a house you’ll stumble upon.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world where chaos reigns and the only rule is to have fun!

CousinCraft Minecraft Server

academic assistance, academic integrity, academic support, bitterness, chemistry exam, college coursework, college major, college resources, cousin, CousinCraft, exam review, independent work, learning center, Life Sciences, Minecraft, office hours, on-demand tutor, Prerequisites, review sessions, Server, Struggle, tutoring

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	2305
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Towns Built:	10
Ores Mined:	2845	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t tolerate any slacking like Karly! Looking for a place to escape the drama and demands of entitled cousins? Look no further!

Join our server and experience the thrill of tackling challenges on your own, just like you should in college. No on-demand tutors here, just good old-fashioned hard work and determination.

Don’t worry, we won’t send you pictures of homework and demand answers in two hours. We believe in independence and self-reliance, just like a true Minecraft warrior.

So if you’re tired of entitled cousins and their ridiculous demands, join our server and show Karly that you can handle anything thrown your way, without needing constant hand-holding. Plus, we have virtual snacks! Join now and leave the drama behind.

NoBroKidsAllowedMC

Accommodation, Boundaries, childproofing., Decision making, Eviction, family, family conflict, family dynamics, financial help, guilt tripping, living arrangements, nieces, NoBroKidsAllowedMC, personal space, RESPONSIBILITY, Selfishness, Siblings, space constraints, Support, temporary housing, Tough Decisions

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	1094
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Emeralds Found:	6618
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life family drama and build your own virtual paradise!

Join us for a chance to create your dream world without any pesky relatives crashing on your virtual couch. No need to worry about childproofing your pixelated palace or sharing your limited space with unexpected guests.

Explore our server and let your creativity run wild as you build epic structures and embark on thrilling adventures. Leave the guilt-tripping and family drama behind as you immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your hard work.

So come join us and leave the real world chaos behind – because in our Minecraft server, the only family drama you’ll encounter is trying to decide who gets the last diamond block!

LonelyCraft SMP: Oops!

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	2618
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Emeralds Found:	5566
Elemental Crystals Collected:	76	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, have we got the perfect SMP for you! Join our server and experience the most hilarious and outrageous moments you’ll ever have in Minecraft.

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. Or maybe you’re out exploring and you come across a village where all the villagers have formed a synchronized swimming team in a pond. The possibilities are endless on our server!

But that’s not all – we also have regular events like “Build Battle: Extreme Edition” where players have to build the craziest and most outrageous structures they can think of. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a giant toilet made entirely out of diamond blocks.

So why join our server? Because where else can you witness a group of chickens performing a Shakespearean play or participate in a llama race where the finish line is guarded by a giant zombie in a tutu? Don’t miss out on the madness – join us today and let the hilarity ensue!

CrazyCraftMC

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	8644
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Magic Items Found:	2891
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Have you ever seen a llama riding a pig through a crowded city street? Well, that’s just a normal Tuesday on our Minecraft server! Join us for non-stop hilarity and chaos as we embark on epic quests, build ridiculous structures, and battle it out in epic PvP battles. Who knows what crazy adventures await you on our server – the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers)! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

MartianCraft: Space BuildDub Scientists

BuildDub, building materials, Dublin scientists, extraterrestrial resources, future of construction, innovative technology, mars colonization, Martian sand, Martian soil, MartianCraft, scientific discovery, scientists, Space, space architecture, space building, space colonization, space construction, space exploration, space habitats, space innovation, space technology, Space Travel, sustainable building, sustainable materials

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	9078
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23	Meteorites Collected:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	1733	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Void Gems Collected:	33	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5

Yo, have you ever wanted to build in SPACE? Well, guess what, our server has MARTIAN SAND that you can use to build your own intergalactic creations!

Our Dublin scientists have discovered this insane material that allows you to construct epic space bases and alien landscapes. Imagine flying through the galaxy on your own custom-built spaceship made entirely out of MARTIAN SAND.

Join our server now and let your imagination run wild in the vastness of outer space. Who needs boring old earth when you can build on Mars with our one-of-a-kind resource? Don’t miss out on this out-of-this-world opportunity!

The Eternal SMP: Where Vanilla isn’t just for ice cream! Join now – must be old enough to count to 16!

Advancements, Blaze, Caves, Community, Count, cream, Discord, Dynmap, ETERNAL, Exploration, Graves, Ice, Isnt, Join, LGBTQ, Lore, Map, Marriage Master plugin, MEGABASES, Mods, Projects, Season, Semi Vanilla, smp, Vanilla, vanilla tweaks, Website, Whitelist

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	4022
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4289
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Server Name	Perennial SMP
Age Requirement	16+
Server Type	LGBTQ+ friendly
Season	Second season (started on August 20th)
Features	Dynmap Graves Marriage Master plugin Vanilla-tweaks Blaze and Caves Advancements (1,000+ new advancements)
Map Reset	Every 4 seasons
Additional Info	New section of the map each season Emphasis on large projects and megabases Includes lore

FAQ

1. How do I join the Perennial SMP server?

You can join us HERE through our Discord server.

2. What are the age requirements for the server?

Players must be 16 years or older to join Perennial SMP.

3. Is the server LGBTQ+ friendly?

Yes, the server is LGBTQ+ friendly.

4. How often does the map reset?

The map resets every 4 seasons on the Perennial SMP server.

5. What special features does the server offer?

Some of the special features on the server include Dynmap, Graves, Marriage Master plugin, Vanilla-tweaks, and Blaze and Caves Advancements with over 1,000 new advancements.

6. Are there any restrictions on building projects?

There are no restrictions on building projects; in fact, players are encouraged to work on large projects and megabases.

7. Is there any lore associated with the server?

Yes, Perennial SMP includes lore which can be found on their upcoming website or requested from a moderator.

Trump Tower Minecraft Server

@POTUS45, Donald J Trump, Erie, God Bless the USA, Liz Harrington, MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN, Milwaukee, Minecraft, Prairie du Chien, president trump, Presidential Library, Rumble, Server, team trump, Tower, trump, trump archive, Trump Spox, trump war room, truth social, Valdosta, vice presidential debate, warren, whitehouse45

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	5523
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Votes:	320

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like you’re building the greatest wall in the world? Join our server where you can team up with President Donald J. Trump himself to create the most tremendous structures you’ve ever seen!

Build a wall so big, even the creepers will pay for it! With exclusive appearances from President Trump at virtual rallies and town halls, you’ll feel like you’re right in the action, making Minecraft great again!

Join now and make your Minecraft world great again, again! Build, create, and MAGA to your heart’s content on our server. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this historic Minecraft experience!

8 6 8 0 6 3 6 1 – Minecraft SMP

#youtube, advice, Audience, brave, capcut, Clips, Company auditions, davinci resolve, hololive, Kdenlive, Minecraft, niji, pastebin, Premiere, smp, streaming, twitch, useful links, vegas pro, Video editor, Vtubers, vtubing

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	447
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Dragons Tamed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where we give and receive advice on vtubing! That’s right, forget about diamonds and creepers, it’s all about becoming the next big vtuber sensation!

Not sure if you should stream on Twitch or YouTube? Don’t worry, our community of virtual YouTubers will help you make the right decision. And if you’re wondering if there’s an audience for something crazy like juggling while riding a llama, we’ll give you the honest answer (spoiler alert: there probably is).

But that’s not all! We also have open auditions for virtual idol companies like Hololive, Niji, and Brave. Who knows, you could be the next big virtual superstar! So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP and let’s make some virtual magic happen!

DadCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	8775
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Join us and leave all your family issues behind, just like this player left their toxic dad on the curb. Build your own empire from scratch, just like this player built their life from their own hard-earned money. Who needs a toxic parent when you can have a blocky paradise to call your own? Join now and leave the drama at the door – unless it’s in-game drama, because that’s always fun!