I called up my Minecraft girlfriend to tell her to stop spending our in-game currency so frivolously. I mean, we need to save up for that enchanted diamond sword, right? But she got all huffy and said it felt like I didn’t trust her with our virtual funds. Like, come on, babe, it’s just pixels!
Long story short, she finally removed my card from her Minecraft Apple Pay, and now we can start fresh with our savings. So, if you want to join our Minecraft server, where the drama is as real as the diamonds, come on over! Just be prepared for some serious in-game financial discussions and maybe a few virtual therapy sessions.
On our server, you can steal your brother’s virtual items and sell them for profit, just like this player did in real life. Who needs parents to take your side when you can take matters into your own hands in Minecraft?
Forget about Apple Pay and Roblox drama, come join us and create your own justice by pranking your siblings in the most epic ways possible. And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for having a simple password like your birthday – we’ve all been there!
Join now and let the sibling rivalry unfold in the most hilarious and outrageous ways possible. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos on our server? Let’s see who comes out on top in the ultimate sibling showdown!
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of players in sexy kemonomimi skins appear out of nowhere and challenge you to an erotic roleplay battle. Will you accept the challenge and show off your unique kemonomimi sexual attribute? The possibilities are endless!
But wait, there’s more! Our server features a webchat for all your textual roleplaying needs, group forums for sharing your wildest fantasies, and a community pastebin for all the juicy gossip and drama. And don’t forget about our live status tracker, because you never know when a spontaneous roleplay session might break out.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy adventure and let your inner freak flag fly high. Who knows, you might just find your perfect roleplay partner with similar interests and fetishes. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and leave your inhibitions at the door. See you in the world of blocky debauchery!
Forget about sharing your gift ideas with a narcissistic mom who just wants to save time and money – on our server, your gifts will always be appreciated and cherished. No more worrying about someone else piggybacking off your thoughtful gestures!
Join us now and experience the joy of giving gifts without any unwanted interference. Who knew that Minecraft could teach you so much about the art of gift giving? Don’t miss out on this unique opportunity to show your loved ones how much you care, one block at a time.
Join our server and experience the thrill of fighting off hordes of zombie chickens armed with nothing but a carrot stick. Or how about embarking on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted llama hidden deep within our virtual world?
But the real reason you should join our server? The chance to ride a flying pig while wearing a suit made entirely of TNT. Trust us, it’s a blast! So come on over and join the madness – just make sure you bring your sense of humor (and maybe a spare pair of diamond armor).
join our server for the most epic adventures and craziest shenanigans u will ever experience in ur blocky life. we got flying pigs, talking sheep, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than steve himself.
if u join our server, u will be blessed by the minecraft gods with unlimited diamonds and a pet creeper that tells dad jokes. not only that, but u will also have the chance to battle the legendary ender dragon while riding a rainbow-colored llama.
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see u in the game, fellow blockheads!
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Join NopeCraft and embark on a new survival adventure
Server IP : Play.NopeCraft.Com Bedrock IP: Play.NopeCraft.Com Port 19132
Play.NopeCraft.Com
Hi, we are a whitelisted SMP on JAVA 1.21 with minimal plugins and a focus on playing together as a chill community. We launched about 4 months ago, and right now we’re looking for new members!
Featuring:
| NO teleportation, landclaims, SlimeFun, McMMO, etc. |
| Events: we love doing events and minigames every month or so! |
| Longevity: we plan on keeping this one world for as long as possible |
| Custom World Generation: we use TerraformGenerator, this is the only major non-vanilla plugin used. |
Our philosophy is simple: keep the experience vanilla, and keep the server centered around the community.
We try to be straightforward, cut down on the BS – our rules list is very brief, since we operate on a trust system. Our focus is on the ‘playing together’ aspect; several of us have settled our bases closely to each other, not far from spawn. But there’s no rules on this sort of thing, and we hope to be as inclusive as we can be in growing this community 🙂
Whether you’re a builder, a technical player, an explorer, or a mix of every Minecraft playstyle in existence, you’re very much welcome here! We welcome players from all origins, currently have folks from the EU, NA, SEA; but please note that the server’s events will revolve around Asia timezones at night (e.g. UTC/GMT afternoons).
Interested? You can apply through our Discord: https://discord.gg/z9ezzKBR6t
Read more: https://meliosmp.com
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How do I join the server? | You can apply through our Discord server using the link provided above. |
| Are there any specific rules I need to follow? | We operate on a trust system with minimal rules, centered around playing together as a community. |
| What time do server events usually happen? | Server events typically revolve around Asia timezones at night (e.g. UTC/GMT afternoons). |