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Players: | 108/400 | Votes: | 1101 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Secret Passages Found: | 3 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 13 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 |
I called up my Minecraft girlfriend to tell her to stop spending our in-game currency so frivolously. I mean, we need to save up for that enchanted diamond sword, right? But she got all huffy and said it felt like I didn’t trust her with our virtual funds. Like, come on, babe, it’s just pixels!
Long story short, she finally removed my card from her Minecraft Apple Pay, and now we can start fresh with our savings. So, if you want to join our Minecraft server, where the drama is as real as the diamonds, come on over! Just be prepared for some serious in-game financial discussions and maybe a few virtual therapy sessions.