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HeroCraft Minecraft Server

Bravery, children, Conflict, curriculum, eastern europe, education, herocraft, heroism, History, indoctrination, lessons, Military, Minecraft, nationalism, patriotism, Propaganda, russia, Server, soldiers, teaching, Ukraine, War

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	9889
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Emeralds Found:	1991
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31

come join our epic minecraft server where we teach children about the “heroism” of russian soldiers in ukraine! we have epic battles where you can reenact the invasion of crimea and show off your russian pride!

we have special events where you can dress up as putin and ride bears into battle, while shouting “cyka blyat” at your enemies!

join now and experience the thrill of being a russian soldier, fighting for your country’s honor in the virtual world of minecraft! remember, in mother russia, minecraft plays you!

UkraineBlockParty

border control, border region, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, eastern europe, evacuates, evacuation, geopolitical tensions, Growing, international relations, Military, military strategy, Politics, russia, Safety, SECURITY, Tension, threat, UkraineBlockParty, Ukrainian units

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	1512
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Meteorites Collected:	1	Dimension Hops:	12
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have epic battles like russia vs ukrainian units but with blocky characters and exploding creepers! we have so much drama you’ll think you’re in a soap opera but with pickaxes and diamonds. plus, we have secret underground bases where you can hide from the chaos above ground. join now and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever!

HandwashCraft99.9% Gone

bacteria removal, bacterial elimination, germ elimination, hand bacteria, hand bacteria elimination, hand bacteria removal, hand care, hand cleaning, hand cleanliness, hand germ elimination, hand germ removal, hand health, hand hygiene, hand hygiene products, hand hygiene routine, hand protection, hand sanitizing, handwash, HandwashCraft99.9, handwashing

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	2496
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

So, like, imagine if you join dis Minecraft server, right? It’s like, the handwash of servers, man. You join and BAM, all the bacteria of boringness on your hand is gone, like POOF! And not just 99.9%, but like, 100% of the boringness is gone, bro.

You know how sometimes you use handwash and you’re like, “Did it really work?” Well, on dis server, you ain’t gotta worry about that. You join and you’re instantly hit with a wave of excitement and fun, like a rollercoaster made of rainbows and unicorns.

And get this, on dis server, you can build whatever you want, wherever you want. Want to build a giant toilet made of diamonds? Go for it! Want to create a castle in the sky made entirely of cake? No problem! The only limit is your imagination, man.

So, like, if you want to experience the ultimate handwash of Minecraft servers, join us now and let the fun times flow like a never-ending fountain of awesomeness. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Blockheads420: Blaze it and Beware!

20 years, 4 million, BEWARE, Blaze, Blockheads420, cancer risk, Conducted, head and neck cancers, health risks, high levels, Issue, long-term effects, marijuana use, marijuana users, medical records, Medical research, public health, RIGOROUS, Risk, study, substance abuse, Tracking, U.S. adults

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	7966
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Mines Excavated:	3763	Endless Night Skies:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29

yo, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz we got the dankest weed in all of block land. we got so much weed that ur head and neck gonna be 3 times more likely to get cancer. but who cares when u can be high as a kite while building ur epic block castle. we got over 4 million players getting lit and building crazy sh*t for over 20 years. come join us and get high on life, bruh. #420minecraftlife #blockweedkingdom

UnconsentedMC Server

Autonomy, be born without consent, Choice, coercion, consent, education, Ethics, existentialism, forced to go to school, forced to work, injustice, Labor, mental health, mental illness, morality, Server, societal expectations, societal norms, Suffering, SUICIDE, UnconsentedMC, unfairness

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	3669
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	14
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Votes:	6069
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the unfair realities of the real world and dive into a world where you make the rules! On our server, you weren’t born without consent – you were born with a diamond sword in hand ready to conquer the land!

Join us and leave behind the boring school and work grind – here, your only job is to build, explore, and have a blast! And don’t worry about the consequences of suicide – in our world, respawning is a piece of cake!

So come join us on our server and let’s create a world where the only limits are your imagination (and maybe a few creepers)!

Marigold’s SMP Shenanigans

Aono Miku vs Kouki, Bolfort Toyama, Dream Star Grand Prix, EDION Arena Osaka, entrance music, general, Giulia vs Mai Sakurai, Korakuen, Live, Marigold, Marigolds, Minami Komomo vs Minami Yuuki, Morioka, Nagoya International Center, Next shows, previous, Sendai Pit, Shenanigans, Shinkiba 1st Ring, smp, socials, United National Championship, Wrestle Universe

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	3902
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for epic battles and crazy adventures that will leave you laughing until you cry.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of chickens wearing armor come charging at you. But don’t worry, they’re friendly and just want to trade some emeralds for your shiny loot.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server has a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers every Saturday night. Dance the night away with explosive beats and glowing dance floors.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples at the bottom of the ocean. Will you be the one to find it and become the richest player on the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most absurd adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyBF Minecraft Server

aita, Boyfriend, butt hurt, Chairs, Conversation, Couch, CraftyBF, Ego, Favor, free, Help, Horse, mad, Minecraft, Moving, Rent, restain, sand, Server, specific color, Table, Trailer, Truck, uhaul

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	2437
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Are you tired of dealing with boyfriends who won’t help you move your free dining room set because they’d rather rent a horse? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server where you can build your dream dining room set without any judgment from ego-driven players. We don’t care if you want to stain your chairs purple or have a table made entirely of lava blocks – the crazier, the better! Plus, we have Uhaul rentals available in-game for all your moving needs. So come on over and let’s build some furniture together, because who needs a boyfriend when you have a Minecraft server full of supportive blockheads!

BlockBuddies: FiredUpFun

automatic gratuity, bartending, BlockBuddies, bragging, college student, Confrontation, coworker issues, ego stroking, FiredUpFun, firing, Honesty, Hosting, Integrity, Management, Politics, Privilege, restaurant policies, Server, side work, sports, trust fund baby, work ethic

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	5136
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Zombie Dances:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Farms Harvested:	817
Chimeras Created:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Love Letters Sent:	17

Are you tired of lazy coworkers who do nothing but watch sports and eat all day? Join our Minecraft server where we guarantee no trust fund babies allowed! Our server is a major city where you can work hard, play hard, and build epic structures without any Jeffs ruining the fun.

Imagine a world where automatic gratuity is added to every interaction, but instead of getting extra cash, you get extra diamonds and emeralds! No more dealing with braggarts who cheat the system, our server is all about honesty and hard work. Plus, our managers actually listen to your complaints and take action – just like in real life, but with creepers and zombies instead of annoying coworkers.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave the Jeffs behind. Build, explore, and thrive in a world where everyone pulls their weight and no one gets away with shady behavior. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re Jeff, in which case, good riddance!

KremlinCraft: Kursk Attack LOL!

alleged, Attack, Aug. 11, complaint, Conflict, Diplomacy, eastern europe, informal meeting, international relations, KremlinCraft, Kursk, Kursk Oblast, lol, Military, News, Politics, Report, russia, Ukraine, Ukrainian Armed Forces, Ukrinform, UN Security Council, united nations

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	3999
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Animals Bred:	167
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	74	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where russia and ukraine battle it out in epic pvp battles! ukraine be like “we didn’t do it” and russia be like “nyet, you did it!” but who really knows? maybe it was herobrine all along! join now to witness the drama unfold and pick a side in this epic war! bonus points if you can find the hidden Kursk Oblast on the map! trust us, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Creeper Cancer Club – Rise of the Blocks

Australia, blocks, Cancer, cancer awareness, cancer cases, cancer diagnosis, cancer mortality, Cancer prevention, cancer projections, cancer research, cancer statistics, cancer survival rates, cancer treatment, cancer trends, club, creeper, global health, Healthcare, Medical research, men’s cancer, men’s health issues, mens health, public health, Rise

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	3111
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Animals Bred:	75
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Potions Brewed:	157
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

yo, u ever heard of a minecraft server that can cure men’s cancer? well, our server can do just that! join us and watch your cancer magically disappear as you mine and build in our virtual world.

we’ve got crazy mini-games where you can battle cancer cells with diamond swords and potions. trust me, it’s a wild ride!

plus, we have the most epic builds you’ve ever seen. we’ve recreated the entire human body in minecraft blocks, complete with a working immune system that fights off cancer mobs. it’s like playing doctor, but way more fun!

so come join us on this insane journey to fight cancer and have a blast while doing it. who knew curing cancer could be so entertaining?